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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


https://twitter.com/RondaRousey/sta...123311873753088

....k.

You could just call it a Samoan Drop.

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

I've hacked into the most secret government and corporate secrets.



Ragnarok the Red posted:

Rename him Immortan Reigns, he comes out riding atop a V-8 demolition derby car while someone plays a flame spewing guitar during his entrance.

Immortan Joe had charisma and could get people to cheer him though. Roman is like Slit-tier at best

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003


VJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/RondaRousey/sta...123311873753088

....k.

You could just call it a Samoan Drop.

Meanwhile, a regular kata guruma is basically just Cena's AA.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


*Roman steps through curtain*

"During the duration of my match is the ONLY time concessions will be available during the night. Pray that my opponent tonight vexes me longer than my last"

*Wins a 20 second squash*

"Do not become addicted to concessions my friends; lest it take hold of you!"

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


a new study bible! posted:

Im getting pretty hype for the WM ramp snek.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Presale code for the Money in the Bank presale tomorrow at 10am CST is "MONEY"

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

I'll be busting the moves and I'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing 'cause it's
PARTY TIME!


Jerusalem posted:

In all seriousness, this was a good article and it reminded me of stuff I had completely forgotten, like the fact Sheamus of all people beat Roman for the title at one point

Wasn't that the same night that Sheamo lost to Kalisto, firmly stuck in the low midcard Ryback and some other midcard loser?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



VJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/RondaRousey/sta...123311873753088

....k.

You could just call it a Samoan Drop.

it's fine. A kata guruma is a Judo throw, she's not being a wrestling weeb.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



That's also a sick name

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



Aphrodite posted:

it's fine. A kata guruma is a Judo throw, she's not being a wrestling weeb.

nah she's just the regular type of weeb

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Ragnarok the Red posted:

Rename him Immortan Reigns, he comes out riding atop a V-8 demolition derby car while someone plays a flame spewing guitar during his entrance.

Roman walks into Triple H backstage.
Triple H: Well one of us has to change outfits and it's not gonna be be

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

nah she's just the regular type of weeb

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Calls Zelda and Rayman RPGs. Obvious fake gamer girl

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon


im pretty sure i cybered ronda back in the day

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Is anyone else fully expecting Brock v Ronpn to be the first Brock v Goldberg disaster again?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Lid posted:

Is anyone else fully expecting Brock v Ronpn to be the first Brock v Goldberg disaster again?

It won't be that bad in-ring quality-wise

Source: I remember rewatching that ppv dvd a year or two ago and the first full minute to minute and a half of Brock/Goldberg 1 was literally just a staredown and lockup as the crowd booed and Austin progressively got more bored

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


If they were smart they wouldn't put it in the main event, because it isn't the main event.

But this is the 3385th coronation of Roman Reigns and it's going to TAKE this time dammit, so they will put it last. And people will boo/be quiet/not give a poo poo. It will be a wet fart on the night just like Roman/Undertaker. So then we'll start again for another cycle for Roman's coronation at the NEXT Wrestlemania.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


Any goons at WM, please try and start a "WE WANT CENA" chant during the Reigns/Lesnar match. I want to see Vince's head explode if it takes off.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



This is a pretty amazing typo, kinda up there with Jake "the Sanem" Roberts to be honest.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


please just reunite bray with luke and rowan

just loving do it already and act like they were never apart

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Jerusalem posted:

This is a pretty amazing typo, kinda up there with Jake "the Sanem" Roberts to be honest.

Ronpn Stonpn Reignbots.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

I got your scoops right here.


Basically Wrestling news https://twitter.com/Variety/status/971202410726084608

https://twitter.com/DurkHendrunkqs/...206296866295808

rovert fucked around with this message at Mar 7, 2018 around 02:13

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqsu27-GQDI

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

I just read a report that says Cesaro doesn't like beach balls.

Now I want their opponents at Wrestlemania to be two beach balls.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009


DEAR RICHARD posted:

please just reunite bray with luke and rowan

just loving do it already and act like they were never apart

I'll be disappointed, though not surprised, if they're not in the Ultimate Deletion.

Oh, and Jeff's apparently more or less ready to go, so I guess Broken/Woken Hardys vs The Bar at Mania?

Gaz-L fucked around with this message at Mar 7, 2018 around 03:01

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Jerusalem posted:

This is a pretty amazing typo, kinda up there with Jake "the Sanem" Roberts to be honest.

The Ronpn Enpure

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Smackdown results added to the OP.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

What happened to Good Boy Drew Gulak's face?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007



rousey is bad but if you're gonna push a legit judo person there are lots of cool equally safe judo moves that look a lot more devastating than a samoan drop

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


smackdown was just awful again i'm glad i pvr it and then i can get through it in about 10-15 minutes

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


UUDD makes Baron so much better than what he is on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqsu27-GQDI
God when can WWE call up the current NXT writer to replace Road Dogg for SD booker?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


GrimGypsy posted:

rousey is bad but if you're gonna push a legit judo person there are lots of cool equally safe judo moves that look a lot more devastating than a samoan drop

make the judo chop her high impact finisher

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The Japanese guy and the Bulgarian are feuding over broken English.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Boy oh boy does that SmackDown sound loving bad.

Mustafa Ali loving owns, please put the belt on him.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Sami and Kevin are faking a break-up so that they can sneak the Sami letting Kevin pin him moment in.

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire


Nakamura Day > Rusev Day

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



nakamura day is just a made up holiday, even if i like the guy

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight


Check out 35:36 on tonight's 205 Live to see WWE accidentally leave in a Drake Maverick backstage flub, followed by him counting down 3,2,1, and then starting over again.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


21 Hoot Salute posted:

Check out 35:36 on tonight's 205 Live to see WWE accidentally leave in a Drake Maverick backstage flub, followed by him counting down 3,2,1, and then starting over again.

Editing is for shows that can crack the top 10 in viewership, apparently.

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Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


Why did Heyman lecture Roman on how tough being a champion is when the guy already has a couple title reigns?

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