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alnilam

vanisher posted:

I flip the two locks on the side of a long metal briefcase with my thumbs. The spring loaded case snaps open, revealing individual starbursts set in a foam insert, the sleeve next to them. I slowly load the sleeve with 'bursts.

Also in the case is a pez dispenser disassembled into 3 pieces. With a cool calm air of professionalism I methodically screw the 3 pieces together. You can tell by the many turns required that the threading is fine and the dispenser very precise. The pez head is of Mario.

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alnilam

It's unethical, and against regulations in most states, to make a friend with any candy smaller than a starburst or several skittle/m&ms. Bits o honey and mary janes are permissible for minor acquaintances. Wax bottles and circus peanuts are not allowed.

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