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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Silver Alicorn posted:

ignore women, acquire currency

also a good possibility, given patterns in tech hiring :smith:

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
its tape

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

also a good possibility, given patterns in tech hiring :smith:

happy international women's day

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Achmed Jones posted:

all computers are broken

and thus are all computer-touchers

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
clams is rocks with food inside

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
the monkey robot reveal was so dumb, way to ruin a joke

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
computers can do cool things if you suck it up and deal with them.

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
The OS running on our brains is all sorts of impractical, esoteric, and badly compatible with real-world use-cases, requiring all sorts of convoluted workarounds.

:spergin:

WONTFIX WORKSFORME.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

correctest answer

I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017
There is a high correlation of catte (lmao lol) ownership and yospossing. There is also a high correlation of: depression.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Dongslayer. posted:

never reveal

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

my reaction to that gif:

https://youtu.be/oDds3W3ZSvQ

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

there was a recent macross anime and the only reason I watched it was because they kept doing the wu tang hand sign while fighting and I thought it was hilarious

SmokaDustbowl fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Mar 10, 2018

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Stick Insect posted:

The OS running on our brains is all sorts of impractical, esoteric, and badly compatible with real-world use-cases, requiring all sorts of convoluted workarounds.

:spergin:

WONTFIX WORKSFORME.

Yeah HBOS (Human Body Operating System) is trash. Full of bloatware, can't even flash a new image onto the brain, and threads are constantly being used to think about dicks and boobs

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Bath Tubs posted:

threads are constantly being used to think about dicks and boobs

a gently caress bomb

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sham bam bamina! posted:

did you know?? hello.jpg is actually a gif

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
After reading a handful of os jokes now i can't go back to the other forums because their gray backgrounds all hurt my eyes

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

TimWinter posted:

After reading a handful of os jokes now i can't go back to the other forums because their gray backgrounds all hurt my eyes

thats p much why im here

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

:yossame:

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

TimWinter posted:

After reading a handful of os jokes now i can't go back to the other forums because their gray backgrounds all hurt my eyes

Not going to lie, I read only YOSPOS after 10pm because of this reason.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

yospos After Dark

something something bleu nuit

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
the secret is all oses are actually extremely cool and good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Plank Walker posted:

the secret is all oses are actually extremely cool and good

get out

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




what’s going on in here guys?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what’s going on in here guys?

continued denial about chosen careers in programming being socially and mentally corrosive hidden beneath a veneer of detached irony

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

This isn't very pleasurable, Stymie.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

don’t sign your posts

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

This isn't very pleasurable, Stymie.

why does stymie have pleasure kevin's weird avatar now. that's messed up.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

at least stymie's huge swingin' dog tits wer pleasurable, but now it's just...that thing

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


i didn't even realize that was stymie without animedogtits.gif

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Roosevelt posted:

at least stymie's huge swingin' dog tits wer pleasurable

:whitewater:

time to make a very important update to yosposter_predilections.xlsx

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
jesus, imagine if someone had quoted him by mistake

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Dude. I just had the trippiest thought. What if, like, your amber was, like, my green?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Crazy Achmed posted:

Dude. I just had the trippiest thought. What if, like, your amber was, like, my green?

:okpos:

dude...

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Crazy Achmed posted:

Dude. I just had the trippiest thought. What if, like, your amber was, like, my green?

makes u think

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

what’s going on in here guys?

> gently caress off moo cow

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



cloud to butt extension desperately needed

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
the secret of yospos will be revealed on page 69

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
it's a secret :ssh:

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