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White Coke
May 29, 2015
What war crimes did Donkey Kong commit?

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White Coke
May 29, 2015

RareAcumen posted:

Also I think DK fans call themselves Konquistodors.

Kongquistadors. Which is better than their old nickname, the Skhutzstaffel.

White Coke
May 29, 2015
I'm glad you didn't cut Funky Kong's cursed dick, it'd look even smaller if you had.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Glazius posted:

Cranky Kong built himself a poo poo-ton of vacation homes, didn't he?

He was hired to throw all those barrels by the construction company in order to commit insurance fraud and used his cut of the money to buy all the houses on the island.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

TheJayOfSpade posted:

Cranky made a ton of money thanks to his keen business sense

Like Mark Hamill he made sure to secure a cut of the merchandise sales.

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