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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

This thread is for taking joy in the misery of others, really cool to do.

The Rules

1. Don't post death you will be probated. Any time I remotely thought about lifting this rule in the last thread there'd be an enormous derail after someone posted "I know we're not supposed to post death but it's X soo...". It's also pretty unpleasant to have a thread for posting people dying even if they're absolute scum and PYF can do without it.

2. Don't double post

that's the rules anways

Guidelines

Huge image dumps are great for content but please be conscious of embedding a bunch of mp4/gifvs from imgur and perhaps using timgs



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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
None of the people in this video died but I think a few of them had the knowledge of how to do maths or tie their shoes knocked out of their brainmeats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LPBIfPqjl0

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/v2Wv2To.mp4

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.



:stare:

There was not a single good decision in that entire clip.

Except filming it so everyone can watch, I guess.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Erluk
Nov 11, 2007

"If you can't beat 'em, STRANGLE 'EM"

"What did they think was going to happen?" seems to be said a lot in this thread, but I think the most times I've said it per video is this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEmIaYIPBZw

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Erluk posted:

"What did they think was going to happen?" seems to be said a lot in this thread, but I think the most times I've said it per video is this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEmIaYIPBZw

Four people in that video purposefully set their clothes on fire. A split second later, they all appear shocked to find that their clothes are now, in fact, on fire.

:confused:


edit: i spel gud

Sirotan has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Mar 9, 2018

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Tagra posted:

:stare:

There was not a single good decision in that entire clip.

Except filming it so everyone can watch, I guess.

They also at least had a fire extinguisher on hand.

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer
https://twitter.com/allie_conti/status/972163267736031234?s=21

That’s the stuff.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

came here to post that, stayed for more scooty

https://twitter.com/allie_conti/status/972168951563210753

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Seven years isn't that long.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

unf

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Good.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuI23zCudKY

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Give us the album.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqMh_HBNWZE

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Saint Freak posted:

Give us the album.

i bet it's extremely bad

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


I like the dude around three minutes who dives in the window of a moving car when he sees the driver having a seizure. Nothing like fast and appropriate action.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Blue Footed Booby posted:

I like the dude around three minutes who dives in the window of a moving car when he sees the driver having a seizure. Nothing like fast and appropriate action.

and the cop instinctively wants to draw his gun

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Inspector Gesicht posted:

Seven years isn't that long.

Don’t worry, overnight they’re going to increase it to 5,000 years.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


:thermidor:

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I like the dude around three minutes who dives in the window of a moving car when he sees the driver having a seizure. Nothing like fast and appropriate action.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Crossposting from the IoSM thread as I didn't know this one was back.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Rainbow Six Siege recently implemented a new frontend for their banning of people being toxic, and outright said they're going to be taking it seriously.

People are getting banned for being toxic garbage and the salty tears are ocean sized.



Here's the entire thread if you want to read from the start: http://steamcommunity.com/app/359550/discussions/0/1698293255119549227/

And the hits are still coming: https://www.reddit.com/r/Rainbow6/comments/8314c2/permabanned_for_toxic_behavior_for_no_reason/dveeqax/?context=3&st=jekfpnw9&sh=621f61b7

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/lmPNje7.gifv

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Funnily enough, Booby quoted the wrong video.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


drat fine way to start this thread

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I really hope there's video or at least audio of that.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

This is good and funny.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
:nws::nws::nws:

https://i.imgur.com/WXRH4WF.gifv

There's more in the gallery, if you want to check that out. They're all pretty nasty looking.

Leave has a new favorite as of 02:43 on Mar 10, 2018

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Yup, was expecting that to happen.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/971950666653536257

Hope the twitter link works.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Stormy Daniels was dunking on all kinds of MAGA man-children. It was fun to watch. Well it was only a few of them but it was still funny to see how mad these idiots get about her.

belt has a new favorite as of 00:26 on Mar 10, 2018

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMP7wzMW4_s

"I'M BLEEDING OUT MY BALLS, DUDE!" No blood is shown, but why would you run around after that?

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Leavemywife posted:

https://i.imgur.com/WXRH4WF.gifv

There's more in the gallery, if you want to check that out. They're all pretty nasty looking.

Please remember to :nms: / :nws: these types of vids, because SALR will inline links to images unless either of those two emotes are present (unless the user turns that option off).

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/971475093892280321




https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/972188812930564096

https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/972192279891881984

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Inco posted:

Please remember to :nms: / :nws: these types of vids, because SALR will inline links to images unless either of those two emotes are present (unless the user turns that option off).

Hey boss I was watching the people getting hurt thread but that person slightly more hurt than usual now I'm fired.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Oh, noooooo! Saraaaaah! Sarah, help meeeee! I don't know what to doooo!"

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

You can cheat the poor and sick all you want, but never try to burn rich people.

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Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/971891125312212992

rear end in a top hat should've went with unionized labour.

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