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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Avenging_Mikon posted:

You end the night the same way you were born, naked, crying, and people laughing at your tiny dick.

At least he wasn't screaming, kicking, and covered in blood.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

An excellent dog.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PainterofCrap posted:

Cop on the left grinning like a possum eating a sweet potato

https://i.imgur.com/vtmYJTa.mp4
They're all just hanging out, making shadow-animals on walls. Cop on the left is making a shadow-Grover. :unsmith:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Not Operator posted:

Oh boy, I'm so excited. I get to contribute content to the schad thread!

https://twitter.com/TheRoot/status/975461894566940673

I'm the sim card slot in his forehead

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

bitterandtwisted posted:

Daily Mail readers still mad the pound was decimalised.

I mourn the loss of the groat, the farthing, and the guinea

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

chitoryu12 posted:

I think that was an IHOP employee fighting off an entire family.

IHOP is very firm on their "NO SUBSTITUTIONS" policy.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Yeah, I remember reading about that, primo schadenfreude there. The woman in the suv didn't want to stop for the bus, on several occasions, and finally someone complained to the police, with the result seen here.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Inspector Gesicht posted:

What is the commercial use for curling-irons, outside of vloggers singeing a length of hair off and then crying about it?

They're used as sporting implements in the sport of curling, duh.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
To add insult to injury, the camera really accentuates his pattern baldness.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

And the local crocodiles danced with joy, and remembered this day for generations.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

chitoryu12 posted:

Brits are really eager to hurt each other. They keep banning stuff from ownership or carry without actually trying to figure out why everyone keeps maiming each other at soccer games, which is how you get the Millwall Brick (a loving newspaper turned into a club) or knuckledusters made from pennies wrapped in paper.

A guy in 2008 got arrested for possession of a weapon because he had a gobstopper in a sock. That's how desperate they are to beat each other up.

I wonder when they're going to ban steel- or composite-toed safety boots.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zil posted:

When that happens, pray the hooligans never discover the power of la chancala.

La Chancla rocks.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The screams of agony are what really transport this into a sublime experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mk_ROtyoQ

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Decrepus posted:

The War of Northern Digestion Excretion

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Randaconda posted:

I like where he hit the driver three times in the face and all it did was piss him off.

Noodle-arms got 14 for 3, quite a return on his investment.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rah! posted:

shoe came off hes hosed, RIP broken butt

Yeah, he survived but he'll be parking in the crip slip from now on.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Neuronyx posted:

rear end in a top hat on a bike kicks a car and didn't get his karma. I am left wanting!

He did, in a delayed manner: there was a huge search for him, and he was ultimately identified and arrested for road raging.
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Arrest-Road-Rage-Camera-Motorcyclist-Kicks-Sedan-Before-Multi-Car-Crash-475441623.html

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

U-DO Burger posted:

not really, no

that gentle hero was merely trying to protect those women from the prying eyes of other sexmonsters, died in the line of duty, and here you are besmirching his noble memory

M'lurker :tipshat:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

...metal health will drive you mad

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
https://i.imgur.com/KTw6eX7.mp4
Squashed bananas up your rear end!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I guess Hollywood has signed on to an all-feline remake of "The Warriors"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

U-DO Burger posted:

imo we should just dump our nukes on the side of the road

and walk away contented?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
https://i.imgur.com/j9zdfgD.mp4
I'm surprised that the pig didn't just turn around and gently caress him up. What an idiot.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Krankenstyle posted:

if theyre song requests: gypsy kings or bailando

Or the Australian one with the whistling woman and giant cowboy screaming to EDM.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Idiots somehow never imagined how dangerous it is to go inside a railroad tunnel.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6300795/video-cyclist-train-tunnel-brazil/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phanatic posted:

Well, that was fast.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/judge-sides-with-parents-boots-adult-son-from-new-york-home/ar-AAxEumD


(And yes, strangely he can appeal, because the Supreme Court in New York isn't actually the, you know, *supreme* court. In New York, it's just the trial-level court and the really supreme court is the Court of Appeals. Because who the hell knows why.)

And didn't you already have a good idea about what he looked like?



Physiognomy is real.

Opening scene from the remake of "Rasputin, the Mad Monk".

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I wonder what the motorcyclist was thinking to suddenly speed up like that. Was he trying to block the other guy from getting in front? Stupid.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jabor posted:

lmao, you sound like the person writing uber's car aiiiiieeeeeeee!

FTFY

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

This election was the first one where I didn't want either candidate to win. Like watching a Patriots/Packers Super Bowl.

This sentiment exactly. I remember remarking during the election build-up that the pool of available candidates was a shocking condemnation of American politics.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Tyrone IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Zbz_weDgQ&t=28s

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Samuringa posted:

It would be such a Final Destination-y way of dying that I wouldn't be even mad of watching it.

Yeah, that would generate quite a novel epitaph.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
More tasty schadenfreude from the Fyrefest founder / chief scammer: He's awaiting sentencing on the Fyrefest fraud charges, and just got busted for selling fake tickets to various events like Burning Man and the Met, sending out scam emails to the very people that he ripped off with Fyrefest. Now he's being held in prison awaiting sentencing since he's considered a flight risk.

http://gothamist.com/2018/06/13/fyre_festival_scammer_charged_with.php

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

purple death ray posted:

A marine from one of the various nazi rallies was just found guilty at a court martial, but he didn't get discharged. He is going to jail for a month. :effort:

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

So basically no. It doesn't.



Neito posted:

Hell, up through.... What, the seventies or eighties you couldn't even try a soldier in civilian court because they could ONLY be tried under the UCMJ, IIRC.


Military personnel are tried and punished under the UCMJ . While this marine rear end in a top hat didn't get totally slammed like he should have, he didn't get off real light either: he lost two stripes and probably will never get promoted again, (a loss of about $280 / month), he lost 2/3 of a month's pay (~$1250), got confined in the brig for a month, and will have a lovely discharge when he gets to it (probably less than honorable if not bad conduct), which can poo poo on any vets benefits like help with higher education. Also notice that the charges are fairly innocuous and could have been much worse: "failing to obey an order or regulation" and "making a false official statement".

quote:

ABC News reports:

The U.S. Marine who marched with neo-Nazis in last summer’s “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, has been found guilty in a summary court-martial after he reportedly bragged online about participating in the violence that day.

Lance Cpl. Vasillios Pistolis was convicted Monday of failing to obey an order or regulation and making a false official statement under Articles 92 and 107 in the Uniform Code of Military Justice, according to the 2nd Marine Logistics Group.

ProPublica first reported in May that Pistolis belonged to a white supremacist group and was found bragging online about the violence he carried out during the August rally, at which one demonstrator died. He has been sentenced to 28 days of confinement, a reduction of two ranks to E-1, and the forfeiture of two-thirds of his pay for a month.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ariong posted:

BREAKING: American Gov. Announces Launch of Operation Irish Freedom Spring
Critics slam new millitary strategy as “transparent ploy to exploit another country’s magically odor-masking resources”

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

This is a calling from God

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Weatherman posted:

Nah just make soccer a full-contact sport. Problem solved.

gently caress yeah, soccarate! soccer combined with full contact karate I would watch this with a passion.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zil posted:

Now put on socks over that.
Nah, put on Uggs and cut the feet off to reveal the sandals and toe shoes.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Weatherman posted:

ftfy

Also lol @ Americans who think ugg boots are outsidewear. Ahahahaha do you go outside in your pajamas and hair curlers as well? that's not a real question, I know full well that you do

I was going to say, have you not seen "People of Wal-Mart"?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Tarantula posted:

Bridges and boats don't always get along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC-hz2SOqyw

Yeah, but sometimes amazing things happen!
The story: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rollin-on-the-river/
The pictures: http://web.archive.org/web/20080504230717/http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Running of the Balls?

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