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Avenging_Mikon posted:You end the night the same way you were born, naked, crying, and people laughing at your tiny dick. At least he wasn't screaming, kicking, and covered in blood.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 02:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:15 |
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An excellent dog.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 01:50 |
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PainterofCrap posted:Cop on the left grinning like a possum eating a sweet potato https://i.imgur.com/vtmYJTa.mp4 They're all just hanging out, making shadow-animals on walls. Cop on the left is making a shadow-Grover.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 16:52 |
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Not Operator posted:Oh boy, I'm so excited. I get to contribute content to the schad thread! I'm the sim card slot in his forehead
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 19:30 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:Daily Mail readers still mad the pound was decimalised. I mourn the loss of the groat, the farthing, and the guinea
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 16:15 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I think that was an IHOP employee fighting off an entire family. IHOP is very firm on their "NO SUBSTITUTIONS" policy.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 17:51 |
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Yeah, I remember reading about that, primo schadenfreude there. The woman in the suv didn't want to stop for the bus, on several occasions, and finally someone complained to the police, with the result seen here.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 02:07 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:What is the commercial use for curling-irons, outside of vloggers singeing a length of hair off and then crying about it? They're used as sporting implements in the sport of curling, duh.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 02:08 |
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To add insult to injury, the camera really accentuates his pattern baldness.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 21:29 |
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And the local crocodiles danced with joy, and remembered this day for generations.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 18:43 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Brits are really eager to hurt each other. They keep banning stuff from ownership or carry without actually trying to figure out why everyone keeps maiming each other at soccer games, which is how you get the Millwall Brick (a loving newspaper turned into a club) or knuckledusters made from pennies wrapped in paper. I wonder when they're going to ban steel- or composite-toed safety boots.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 23:47 |
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Zil posted:When that happens, pray the hooligans never discover the power of la chancala. La Chancla rocks.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 00:57 |
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The screams of agony are what really transport this into a sublime experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mk_ROtyoQ
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 01:57 |
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Decrepus posted:The War of Northern
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 01:01 |
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Randaconda posted:I like where he hit the driver three times in the face and all it did was piss him off. Noodle-arms got 14 for 3, quite a return on his investment.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 23:52 |
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Rah! posted:shoe came off hes hosed, RIP broken butt Yeah, he survived but he'll be parking in the crip slip from now on.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 01:58 |
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Neuronyx posted:rear end in a top hat on a bike kicks a car and didn't get his karma. I am left wanting! He did, in a delayed manner: there was a huge search for him, and he was ultimately identified and arrested for road raging. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Arrest-Road-Rage-Camera-Motorcyclist-Kicks-Sedan-Before-Multi-Car-Crash-475441623.html
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 11:07 |
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U-DO Burger posted:not really, no M'lurker
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 22:24 |
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...metal health will drive you mad
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 02:48 |
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https://i.imgur.com/KTw6eX7.mp4 Squashed bananas up your rear end!
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# ¿ May 13, 2018 13:54 |
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I guess Hollywood has signed on to an all-feline remake of "The Warriors"
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# ¿ May 14, 2018 11:51 |
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U-DO Burger posted:imo we should just dump our nukes on the side of the road and walk away contented?
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 19:37 |
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https://i.imgur.com/j9zdfgD.mp4 I'm surprised that the pig didn't just turn around and gently caress him up. What an idiot.
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# ¿ May 16, 2018 23:36 |
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Krankenstyle posted:if theyre song requests: gypsy kings or bailando Or the Australian one with the whistling woman and giant cowboy screaming to EDM.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 01:21 |
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Idiots somehow never imagined how dangerous it is to go inside a railroad tunnel. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6300795/video-cyclist-train-tunnel-brazil/
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 16:21 |
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Phanatic posted:Well, that was fast. Opening scene from the remake of "Rasputin, the Mad Monk".
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# ¿ May 23, 2018 01:17 |
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I wonder what the motorcyclist was thinking to suddenly speed up like that. Was he trying to block the other guy from getting in front? Stupid.
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# ¿ May 27, 2018 20:18 |
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Jabor posted:lmao, you sound like the person writing uber's car aiiiiieeeeeeee! FTFY
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 16:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:This election was the first one where I didn't want either candidate to win. Like watching a Patriots/Packers Super Bowl. This sentiment exactly. I remember remarking during the election build-up that the pool of available candidates was a shocking condemnation of American politics.
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 14:10 |
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Tyrone IRL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Zbz_weDgQ&t=28s
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 14:23 |
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Samuringa posted:It would be such a Final Destination-y way of dying that I wouldn't be even mad of watching it. Yeah, that would generate quite a novel epitaph.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2018 19:45 |
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More tasty schadenfreude from the Fyrefest founder / chief scammer: He's awaiting sentencing on the Fyrefest fraud charges, and just got busted for selling fake tickets to various events like Burning Man and the Met, sending out scam emails to the very people that he ripped off with Fyrefest. Now he's being held in prison awaiting sentencing since he's considered a flight risk. http://gothamist.com/2018/06/13/fyre_festival_scammer_charged_with.php
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 13:42 |
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purple death ray posted:A marine from one of the various nazi rallies was just found guilty at a court martial, but he didn't get discharged. He is going to jail for a month. Metal Geir Skogul posted:So basically no. It doesn't. Neito posted:Hell, up through.... What, the seventies or eighties you couldn't even try a soldier in civilian court because they could ONLY be tried under the UCMJ, IIRC. Military personnel are tried and punished under the UCMJ . While this marine rear end in a top hat didn't get totally slammed like he should have, he didn't get off real light either: he lost two stripes and probably will never get promoted again, (a loss of about $280 / month), he lost 2/3 of a month's pay (~$1250), got confined in the brig for a month, and will have a lovely discharge when he gets to it (probably less than honorable if not bad conduct), which can poo poo on any vets benefits like help with higher education. Also notice that the charges are fairly innocuous and could have been much worse: "failing to obey an order or regulation" and "making a false official statement". quote:ABC News reports:
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 22:34 |
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Ariong posted:BREAKING: American Gov. Announces Launch of Operation Irish
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 23:04 |
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This is a calling from God
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 19:34 |
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Weatherman posted:Nah just make soccer a full-contact sport. Problem solved. gently caress yeah, soccarate! soccer combined with full contact karate I would watch this with a passion.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 12:44 |
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Zil posted:Now put on socks over that.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 23:08 |
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Weatherman posted:ftfy I was going to say, have you not seen "People of Wal-Mart"?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 23:24 |
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Tarantula posted:Bridges and boats don't always get along. Yeah, but sometimes amazing things happen! The story: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rollin-on-the-river/ The pictures: http://web.archive.org/web/20080504230717/http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 02:01 |
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The Running of the Balls?
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