Schadenfreude Thread: AHHHHHHHHH

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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

luxury handset posted:

Pray Tell, Mayhaps You Might Enlighten Me As To How I Am A Loser *lists mediocre accomplishments typical of a man in his 30's*

Someone a little further down takes his list of accomplishments pretty much apart:

https://twitter.com/VanRatzberg/status/1019353637858840576

Also he's an MBA, so...

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 23:59

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:14

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

luxury handset posted:

oh jesus christ this is actually really disturbing. a couple years ago someone got text message history between paul manafort's daughters. today someone released a searchable database of these texts

https://twitter.com/HiIamMikeC/status/1020367743038603264

spoilerd because this is deeply hosed up

paul manafort is a controlling sex addict who forced his wife to come along on gang rape vacations, where he would force her to have sex with multiple men and film it. this psychologically destroyed her

i am so glad this monster is about to be thrown into jail forever

Yikes.

I wonder how many times Paul Manafort insulted someone with the alt-right's favorite c-word?

# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 22:40

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

captainOrbital posted:

JHERI CURL rear end

mods?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 22:39

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

https://youtu.be/p0SigntobjE

Catchy tune.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 01:51

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

djssniper posted:

That makes no sense at all

Set a thief to catch a thief.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 23:04

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Leavemywife posted:

Do these people not have internet connections? If you have to indulge your fetish, at least do it with people who have consented to the process, instead of being a creep.

Lack of consent is often the attraction to these types.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 21:34

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

I love seeing car mods that obviously show the modder has no loving clue what they're for, and has just absorbed the idea that they look cool.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2018 20:00

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

value-brand cereal posted:

professional fire fuckers

Mods please?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 05:42

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

EPICAC posted:

From the osha thread.

BOOOOOORN FREEEEEEE!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 04:15

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

sandoz posted:

drat shame this site has abandoned the use of funny word filters.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 13:43

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Shifty Nipples posted:

I applaud the restraint of the ice carving guy for not stabbing microphone guy.

I bet that's why he chucked the knife down - lest temptation get the better of him.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 19:22

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Here's a better form of the question: Do Australia's states have their own sovereignty like the US states do in our federal system, or is it set up more like Germany where the states' authority derives from the national government as a unitary republic?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 23:44

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DryGoods posted:

https://i.imgur.com/zHhoFqm.gifv

This one had to be on purpose by the driver. I don't know if I'd have been able to resist the temptation either.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2018 03:55

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C.M. Kruger posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0iNBGh7.mp4

When the Mexican flag hates you personally.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 04:21

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

DryGoods posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/ScalyShinyHammerheadshark.webm

I'm sure the douchebag deserved it, but I'd like to know more about why.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 03:20

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Everyone who does the Fortnite dance irl deserves to get whalloped.

I am old and out of touch with the youth of today. The whole Fortnite thing has blown completely past me.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 13:41

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Ragequit posted:

Silent Library?

This may be the weirdest two words I've ever typed, but that's a beefy macaque.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2018 15:46

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Sarcopenia posted:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1056298724807323648

"Well, it's called the catwalk, isn't it?"

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 18:44

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

It's like that old Illuminati card game, I swear.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 13:42

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Reign Of Pain posted:

go gently caress yourself

not even remotely true

Fragility.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 14:35

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Besesoth posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cEyuDkR.mp4

Jesus, that guy was still in the forklift.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 23:52

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Mizuti posted:

Cursed with new knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU

Christopher Judge from Stargate SG-1 had a much funnier response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aTnhO5b8zk

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 05:00

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

LeJackal posted:

No soldier with a prosthetic limb would have been redeployed to the front lines, ignoring the fact that female infantry troops were not deployed by any of the major powers in the first place. Women played a part in some specialty roles for the Russians (including fighter pilots) and in partisan forces, but never as they are portrayed in Battlefield 5.

More egregious and disrespectful is the erasure of the real people involved in the fictionalization of the destruction of the Norwegian heavy water plant and its products. The men of Operations Grouse, Freshman and Gunnerside underwent extreme risk to life and limb to halt the German Army's ability to manufacture heavy water, needed for atomic weapon production. Several of them were even tortured and murdered by the Gestapo, meeting their end with bravery and honor. These heroes, volunteers all, were replaced in Battlefield 5 by a mother-daughter duo.

For players looking for the fulfillment of the promise to showcase WW2's lesser known battles, struggles, and triumphs, such revision is an abject failure. To those whose families fought, suffered, and died in that conflict, it is an insult to erase them.

Well, that figures.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 05:33

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

snergle posted:

the russian woman controlling mariah carrey?

Racist dumbfuckery aside, is this a thing?

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 23:13

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

The Lone Badger posted:

IIRC that lock has been defeated (using tinfoil).

Apparently there's an upgraded version that addresses those attacks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2rwawhZWI

But I bet somebody figured out how to pick that one too.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 04:59

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1076171832452173826?s=19

I have to wonder who told him that joke first.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 01:43

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Hihohe posted:

X posting from the lol @ trump thread.

https://twitter.com/ryansongalia/status/984637072534396929

Hooray for metaphors!

# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 23:06

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gbut posted:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1078320943724822528?s=09

# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 21:08

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Brawnfire posted:

and now he's quite the sodden fellow

Cold like that would make me bellow.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2018 23:53

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Takoluka posted:

What joyless, fried apple-less world do you live in

10 minutes in a skillet, my friend.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2019 17:50

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Pick posted:

Boss makes a dime, I make a dime. the company that owns our business makes millions of dollars. i have given up on a family, on a home. on every dream i had.

That doesn't rhyme.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 04:24

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

PetraCore posted:

There we go.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 05:38

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

fizzymercy posted:

dog fart video

Incidentally, do NOT google this phrase at work.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 05:44

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uS2hyVq.mp4

I love this so much.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 14:07

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Hi Stan!

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 01:40

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

I'm the tie tightening to keep his foreskin from creeping up to cover his face.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 05:26

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

luxury handset posted:

haha have these coddled dickholes never been to a downtown emergency room before? poo poo is too busy for some guy with a thrown back to get immediate care

That's Hollywood's celebrity glamour hospital. He probably thought being a Z-list conservative wunderkind would get him some sort of preferential treatment.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 07:31

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Bombadilillo posted:

The gator wrasslin trick. They have huge bite force but weak open mouth muscles. So you can quickly grab and hold its mouth shut. While someone else tries it up.

Yeah, but the problem is that every other muscle in it's body is still stronger than you, so even if you clamp your hands around it's mouth it's gonna thrash around and roll until you get thrown off, then events proceed pretty much as pictured.

Bad plan all around especially with a gator that big.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 19:35

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Randaconda posted:

Dinosaurs evolved before grass

Hell, birds evolved from dinosaurs before grass came along. Grass is a relative newcomer on the scene, 125-130 million years ago.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 15:44

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:14

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

I guess when my brother shot himself I just didn't get the joke.

Christ.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 05:57

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