The Best Cat

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Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Chili posted:

Butterscotch joins the fray! And hey, number 17 works as that's pretty close to his current weight!

A picture from the... not-so-salad-days of scootchness.

Plenty of "After" pictures to follow!

Isn�t that sorta bad to over feed your cat that much?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 01:12

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 19:25

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Blue Train posted:

Man I just had an obese outside cat die today at 5.5 years old while her sister is fine and the other couple of cats that are older than her are fine so going with yes . She would hoover up the other cats scraps and sleep all day before anyone asks why she was obese yet outside

Well over feeding any pet is not very nice to the pet. A lot of health issues when you or your pet are obese.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 01:26

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

#28 Phyrexian Obliterator

Rexie is a 2 year old Sphynx. She's 10 lbs. of cat, but about 400 lbs. of attitude.

Receipt:

🤢

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 18:50

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

#23 Lulu

Lulu the BunCat by Doug Hardy, on Flickr

She's a sweetie who is often confused by eggs.

Lulu and the egg by Doug Hardy, on Flickr

There will be more photos of her later.

Screen Shot 2018-03-13 at 9.19.14 AM by Doug Hardy, on Flickr

I don�t really like cats but LuLu should win hands down. I love her bunny outfit. The ugly hairless cat should be disqualified.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 04:03

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I say next time it should be only cats that aren�t dead should be nominated

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 21:40

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

I know it�s unrelated but:

https://youtu.be/2v1difrSuIA

Cat snitches on other cat.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 14:19

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

#28 Phyrexian Obliterator again, because I found some recent video I forgot I took. Rexie really, really wants to investigate my girlfriend's snake any time she's out of her tank....

Wow. Wow. Wow. :-/

https://whysoviral.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/ugliest-dog-in-the-world-05-1.jpg

Piggy Smalls fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Mar 26, 2018

# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 06:14

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

CloFan posted:

#41 Gypsy - Her sleep posture cracks me up!

Queen of the house!

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 19:40

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Easy, you just pick #28 Rexie.

Lol!! Seriously this , whatever it is, can�t win.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 06:29

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

all cat's toes are like that

You�re seriously stretching the truth lol

# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 15:57

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Thin Privilege posted:

Thank ye!

I forgot to post the ? Link where it�s only my posts so all pics and whole story without other people�s posts

here that is

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3830247&userid=153596

Here�s another pic for y�all

The Pink Panther look!

# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 02:13

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

It�s a cat not a hamster.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2018 04:16

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Why isn�t there a Best Dog contest?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 17:34

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Libluini posted:

The better question is: Why isn't there a Best Dog contest and a contest between both contests to see who can raise more donations for Lowtax: Cats or Dogs?

Do I have to ask a mod to make a Best Dog contest?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 18:27

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Today wasn't too exciting, but I think Phyrexian Obliterator was happy nonetheless.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 08:45

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

dee eight posted:

Update #whatever:

About 6 weeks into this and the money is not flowing nor even trickling. I'd really like to see this make at least a grand, but I dunno if that has even a chance of happening.

The active campaigners continue to post quality stuff and I appreciate that, but I want to see the other cats get some representation, too.

Can I pay to post my maltipoo? It�s ok if he doesn�t win.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 04:02

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Then don�t take the money I�m ready to give you

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4520552

# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 05:11

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Ummm. Which one of you is responsible for my new av ? :colbert:

# ¿ May 1, 2018 18:02

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Hustlin Floh posted:

He's not in the contest or anything but he's still the best drat cat, and tomorrow he's taking his last ride to the vet.

Go easy, Solomon.

I just upgraded my account to help you put him in the running if you like. If so I�ll post the transaction.

# ¿ May 2, 2018 14:14

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 19:25

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

If you like Silly (#15), you may enjoy Gumbo (#13) as well. While Silly is rolling around like a fat turd Gumbo distracts me by making stupid faces. She had to have most of her teeth removed you see. It causes her lip to get caught her lower teeths. And her tongue lolls out too.

I'd like it if she had all her teeth but her condition is adorable...

Have you no shame Gumbo?

Grr.

Vote for Gumbo! (#13) She once saved a baby from drowning. There are those who say beneathe her coat there are wings.

Saved a baby??

# ¿ May 7, 2018 14:47

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