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The vote is final. The people have spoken. This is the best cat: Congratulations to the former fatlord. You are an inspiration to us all. Lowtax posted:I support the photos as well as the incoming piles of financial ill-gotten gains. Thanks cats. Thanks credit cards. Credcat cards. We all know that every catte is the best catte. But there must be the one single cat that is the best of the best, the pinnacle, the apex, the Spartacus among Spartacus', the absolute gold standard of all catdom. We are here to determine which SA cat best represents that ideal. ...1 catte to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. Welcome to the 2nd ever SA forums cat show. It will be by necessity a Rules Heavy thread. Please read and comprehend all the rules. It is also a fundraiser to buy our dear leader Lowtax a backbone or a working exoskeleton or something. I'm too broke to contribute to the spine fund, but I'll make up for it with an effort thread to squeeze money out of you fuckers. [insert commercial break here] To find the Very Best Cat on all of SA, the VBC must first be nominated, and then voted into that high office. Voting is a sacred rite, like shooting a car or driving a gun, so let us all be serious about it. It is both a duty and a priveledge and an obligation. That said, this should be fun (for some given value of fun). Posting Rules: 1. Only nominations may be posted at the start of this thread, and only one post per nomination(s). 2. DO NOT post ineligible cats. Only officially nominated cat pics allowed. 3. Posting is open to all during the campaign phase. During the campaign, do discuss the merits of the candidates, photoshop what ya like, but keep it semi civil. Try not to poo poo up the place with dumb stuff like OMG YOU HAVE MY CAT YOUR CAT LOOKS LIKE MY CAT. 4. Keep pic quotes to a minimum and remember to timg. Nomination rules: Nominations are closed. Too slow, sucka 1. To nominate a cat for VBC, donate to the forums via the Donations! link at the top right of the page. (rule edit: or buy a cert or av change or archives or something.) If you cannot find the link, you are dumber than a bag of hammers. 2. You may nominate multiple cats in one post.$10 for one cat, $15 for two cats, $20 for three, $25 for four, etc. 3. Post a screencap of your receipt with the amount and your user name clearly visible and then post one pic of your nominated cat(s) and name(s) of the cat(s). 3.(a) Placeholders are ok, but if you fail to follow through. 3. Please number your entry for easier voting later. (three cats would get numbers 5-6-7) Edit your numbers to keep it linear in cases of simultaneous posts. Rule #420: Dog cannot be VBC unless it is Farlow or Dogface. Rule #420(b): Burgerpug is right the gently caress out of the question so don't even think about it. Rule #420(c): This is a better cat than most dogs: 4. Nominations are closed Campaign rules for the Nominees: 0. Campaigning begins 1. Post the good stuff you have of your cat. Videos, pics, stories, whatever you think makes your cat the VBC. Tag your pics with your entry #. 2. Try not to image dump, spread it out over several posts. Pick the very best you have and save some space for everyone. Links to albums or instragrams or whatever are fine. 3. This is politics at its finest. Get out the vote, kiss some hands and shake some babies. 4. Campaigning continues to the bitter end, even during voting. 5. Voting begins Friday May 4th. Voting rules: 1. Voting will probably happen in a separate thread which will be for VOTING ONLY. 2. Seriously. No pics, just voting. If this works out half as good as I would like, it will be a nightmare to tabulate the votes with my dollar store calculator. 2.(a) Poll watching and independent vote tabulating would be way cool with me. 3. Voting will be done by the entry number, so pay attention and don't be dyslexic. 4. In each round of voting, each poster gets to vote for X number of cats. The field will be narrowed with each round of voting until 13 nominees remain. 5. The final round to determine the Very Best Cat will be one goon/one vote/one cat. Prizes: The Very Best Cat on the SA forums gets the last phat oz of my 2017 personal stash of Montana Catnip I don't have anything else, but maybe some artistic type here can make some e-trophies and ms paint participation ribbons for the losers. e: if there's a decent weather day this weekend or next, I can maybe get some fine ground done for extra prizes. dee eight fucked around with this message at 19:30 on May 31, 2018 |
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I open the floor to nominations. *bangs gavel on penis* Arbitrary rule update #1: placeholders for nominations are ok but upon you if you fail to follow through. Candidates list: 1. Anastasia - 1st_Panzer_Div. 3. Haley - Zoe 4. La Tigra aka "Tazzy" - redm 5. Penelope - Who What Now 6. Maxwell - Kerosene19 7. Koda - Over There 8. Willow - Section 9 9. Yori - Section 9 10. Mia - Section 9 11. Miko - curlingiron 12. Goomba - Grumbletron 4000 13. Gumbo - Grumbletron 4000 14. Jappy - Grumbletron 4000 15. Silly - Grumbletron 4000 16. Kiska - Tendai 17. Butterscotch - Chili 18. Regan - Mr Speaker 19. Wiz - Mr Speaker 20. Kotofey Ivanovich - Sweet As Sin 21. Burzum - nerdz 22. Margot - FutonForensic 23. Lulu - GATOS Y VATOS 24. Franklin the squid humping cat - Trig Discipline 25. Simon - Mustached Demon 26. Gordie Meow - small bird pudding 27. Sakamoto - Shinmera 28. Phyrexian Obliterator - BaronVonVaderham 29. Emperor Tang - curlingiron 30. Professor Wicket - its all nice on rice 31. Snowball - twit666 32. Mola - Flying Leatherman 33. Madeye Murphy MacCool - Mistle 34. Mittens - Bedevere 35. Autumn - McGavin 36: Kon Tiki - IMJack 37: Essex - IMJack 38: Saffron - Captain Tightpants 39. Lola - im_sorry 40. Patrick - im_sorry 41. Gypsy - CloFan 42. Harley - CloFan 43. Moo Moo - Dumb Lowtax 44. Speedball - Fumblemouse 45. Spartacus - Pick 46. Peanut - Sham bam bamina! 47. Sadie - Shifty Pony 48. Winston - Shifty Pony 49. Georgia (on my mind) - Sham bam bamina! 50. Furball - MC Hawking 51. Lowtax (a cool cat, but I kinda doubt he'll get off on catnip) - Section 9 (and I don't really think Lowtax is your cat) 52. Heman - Cable Guy 53. Rollo - ReelBigLizard 54. Penny - ReelBigLizard 55. Shadow - Annath 56. Chester - Thin Privilege 57. Nala - Sic Semper Goon 58. Süße - Libluini 59. Osiris - coca bojangles 60.Rusty - pinchofginger 61. The Machine - pinchofginger 62. Bubbles - esperterra 63. Suka - Solitair 64. Mini - cptn_dr 65. Starbuck - calandryll 66. Harlequin - calandryll 67. Chloe - bump_fn 68. Charlie The Cat - SickZip 69. cat - Jon Joe DAILY TOTE BOARD: about $735 more or less/give or take + the 45 or so bux the nice persons spent on ads. And at least 15 more bux from av changes on Piggy Smalls. Whoever is doing that, great work! StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:If we can fuel the jury-rigged dreams of some slack-jawed yokel from Reform, Alabama then surely this gay forum can remain reanimated at worst. gently caress Yeah! We've raised almost enough to pay for Lowtax's souvenir engraved bedpan! gently caress this stupid country's hosed up health care system! Let me know if you even bother to read the updates! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8 Open campaign is heating up (like ur mom) and I'll accept late nominations until the first round of voting which will start Friday night 5/4. dee eight fucked around with this message at 18:40 on May 26, 2018 |
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redm posted:can we nominate with a different SA purchase that isn't donation like an av change or plat cert because I'm not ready to give up my current donator tag I'll accept that. Also, it appears that donation receipts display real names and not user names. I'll be a trusting soul and accept nominations on a word of honor that yeah I really did donate basis as long as I see the grimey drawer or whatever popsicle stick. This thread is about to turn into a bigger clusterfuck than I ever imagined it could be. dee eight fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i went to china and had the best cat ever there That's loving hilarious. THat's really the funniest thing I ever read on these forums. Holy poo poo you should do stand up. \/\/\/ gently caress off dee eight fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Cable Guy posted:When you say you're still not sure of deadlines, are you at least considering a fortnight time-frame? Have a definite candidate in mind, but he's not my cat... I need to negotiate permissions... and wait for my splurge budget to top-up. Yeah a couple weeks sounds okay to me, maybe more if the thread doesn't implode from shitposts first. The whole point of this is to throw money at Lowtax's skeleton and get good cat pictures. If it takes time, then it takes time.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 02:12 |
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Mister Speaker posted:EDIT: I donated $15 to nominate my two cats but don't see my username anywhere in the email receipts to post... The new Fallen Rib tag indicates donation. We good.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 02:30 |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:I don't see a rule that says a dogge can't be VBC. I just made that rule right now. Unless the doggo in question is Farlow or Dogface. Rule #420: Dog cannot be VBC unless it is Farlow or Dogface. Rule #420(b): Burgerpug is right the gently caress out of the question so don't even think about it. dee eight fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Mushika posted:Or we could just do the same thing for dogs in a different thread. That's a good idea, Chuck.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 02:51 |
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:I feel like I should v nice but save it for the campaign part plz
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 07:20 |
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RestingB1tchFace posted:Is my kitten, Link, eligible? Is cat? check Yeah, donate or buy a cert or something and you're in.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 07:23 |
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curlingiron posted:Question: if I decide that I want to enter a second cat, do I need to do another $10 donation, or can I donate an additional $5 and call it good? I'm happy to do either, I just want to make sure. Yeah, 5 is cool. But that spine ain't gonna unfuck itself.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 07:22 |
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dee eight posted:Yeah, 5 is cool. But that spine ain't gonna unfuck itself. New thread title plz.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 07:46 |
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Shinmera posted:Number your cat and donate, ya dingus! Well said, sir! Well said indeed!
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 17:41 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Does signing up to the VPN count for the donation? 1 Cat. I dunno. Does Lowtax get a kickback or anything like that?
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 05:29 |
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Piggy Smalls posted:The ugly hairless cat should be disqualified. Right. You're disqualified Stop shitposting and donate or something.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 04:09 |
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A moment of silence for the Very Best Cat, please. Today we note with great sadness the passing of Gizmo, a truly pro-tier cat. The winner of best-in-show in the very first SA cat show, and a model of greatness for all cats to emulate.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 01:21 |
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Neurosis posted:Condolences on our loss. ftfy
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 02:33 |
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Maldoror posted:What happened to her? Age and kidney failure or something like that. She's not my cat. Gizmo lived with a goon who loved her and was a good cat butler to her.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 02:46 |
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Neurosis posted:Are calicos always female? I can't recall knowing or hearing of any that are male Yeah, pretty much. There are probably some genetic outliers or something, but that's a thread for PI.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 05:53 |
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Let's stay on track, please. More cat nominations and bone fixin' money, and save the chit chat for the campaign.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 19:02 |
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Thread tally updates in the 2nd post under the candidates list. I'll try to do this daily until the end. Your forums, like PBS stations with a cocaine addiction, are supported by losers like you. So step up and do the thing your parents told you not to do and contribute to the accelerating downfall of humanity. Contribute to somethingisawful dot com and receive a comemorative gif of a spaceship, or any of these other premiums offerd by your local affiliate. *Nina Tokinbag* \/\/\/\/ Hell yeah! That's the spirit. dee eight fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Mar 20, 2018 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:This is discriminatory against folically challenged cats in this contest Take it to TGRS (or feed that cat a couple bottles of rogaine). e: If it don't grow hair, maybe you get a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 20:13 |
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/\/\/\/\ you too hey does that cat have the outline of a dick on his face?I said come in! posted:I nominate my cat, Spud you gotta pay if you wanna dance dee eight fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Mar 21, 2018 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Forums trivia: Posting to say I'm glad this worked, I've never clicked that button before and it explicitly said something like "try to delete attachment - I dunno if this is going to work, html permissions are confusing". Thanks.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 07:27 |
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We're here in the 8th day of this fundraiser and things are sort of thinking about maybe starting to heat up. With your help and your continued support, little Richie Kayanka might some day be able to walk without the braces and orthopedic shoes. Please open your heart and your wallet and give generously and in return, all of us can enjoy the high humor and exciting drama of these moribund other-oriented forums for years to come.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 07:44 |
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McGavin posted:
Autumn's entry # is 35. Don't forget to tag all your posts with #35 Captain Tightpants posted:Saffron the fluff cat amazing cat, star quality. too bad about the name . drop 'the fluff cat' part and she's a million dollar baby. dig your av too dee eight fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Mar 23, 2018 |
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IMJack posted:I wish to nominate the AquireWine brothers, #36: Kon Tiki (the orange cat) and #37: Essex (the tuxedo). Lovely cats, and I'm always a sucker for orphans. Bedevere posted:
Alpha cat
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 07:51 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Somebody in yospos referred to this cat position as "playing the cello" like five years ago and I've never forgotten it. yeah. i think that has spread as far as the reader's digest by now
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 07:54 |
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redm posted:can we nominate with a different SA purchase that isn't donation like an av change or plat cert because I'm not ready to give up my current donator tag Gotta catch em all. 1 and 2 are grey areas so screw 'em until they pays, 3 and 4 are legit. Zoe posted:#3 Halley dee eight fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Mar 23, 2018 |
# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 08:00 |
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Friday night! Big night! Take a lady friend out dancing, buy her a few drinks, and then a few more. Then she barfs on your knee during the uber ride back to her place. She says sorry and runs up the steps to her apartment so you don't get laid and also you gotta pay the uber guy too. Why not skip the drama and just burn your money at home? Or give it to some guy in Missouri to buy some new bones with it? The choice is yours. No boning or bones. Think about it. [this has been a public service announcement. we now return to our regularly scheduled malaise]
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 06:21 |
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im_sorry posted:
So are you entering the contest or just posting? \/\/\/ donate a couple more bux and enter then. dee eight fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Mar 24, 2018 |
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im_sorry posted:#39 Your numbers are off by one. Lola is 39 and Patrick is 40
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 23:42 |
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Alright, open campaigning starts here. Campaign rules for the Nominees: 0. Campaigning begins 1. Post the good stuff you have of your cat. Videos, pics, stories, whatever you think makes your cat the VBC. Tag your pics with your entry #. 2. Try not to image dump, spread it out over several posts. Pick the very best you have and save some space for everyone. Links to albums or instragrams or whatever are fine. 3. This is politics at its finest. Get out the vote, kiss some hands and shake some babies. 4. Campaigning continues to the bitter end, even during voting. Candidates list as of 3/25: 1. Anastasia - 1st_Panzer_Div. 2. blank space - Uncle at Nintendo (ain't paid yet. are you just shitposting?) 3. Haley - Zoe 4.La Tigra aka "Tazzy" - redm 5. Penelope - Who What Now 6. Maxwell - Kerosene19 7. Koda - Over There 8, 9, 10. Willow, Yori, Mia - Section 9 11. Miko - curlingiron 12, 13, 14, 15 -Goomba, Gumbo, Jappy, Silly - Grumbletron 4000 16. Kiska - Tendai 17. Butterscotch - Chili 18, 19. Regan, Wiz - Mr Speaker 20. Kotofey Ivanovich - Sweet As Sin 21. Burzum - nerdz 22. Margot - FutonForensic 23. Lulu - GATOS Y VATOS 24. Franklin the squid humping cat - Trig Discipline 25. Simon - Mustached Demon 26. Gordie Meow - small bird pudding 27. Sakamoto - Shinmera 28. Phyrexian Obliterator - BaronVonVaderham 29. Emperor Tang - curlingiron 30. Professor Wicket - its all nice on rice 31. Snowball - twit666 32. Mola - Flying Leatherman 33. Madeye Murphy MacCool - Mistle 34. Mittens - Bedevere 35. Autumn - McGavin 36: Kon Tiki - IMJack 37: Essex - IMJack 38: Saffron the fluff cat - Captain Tightpants 39. Lola - im_sorry 40. Patrick - im_sorry dee eight fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Mar 26, 2018 |
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#1 cat. Your entry number is numero uno. also is pro tier cat
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 19:10 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:#28 Phyrexian Obliterator again, because I found some recent video I forgot I took. Rexie really, really wants to investigate my girlfriend's snake and time she's out of her tank.... Cat is thinking "moving sausage? taste good maybe?"
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 19:11 |
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Sweet As Sin posted:Campaign is on!!! Wasn't he in My Neighbor Totoro?
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 02:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3L2qf3q-ok
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 20:09 |
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Pro cat that #43. The competition is gonna be fierce.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 08:09 |
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redm posted:speedball is a pretty rad name for a cat tbh also looks like a cat who would be happy to gently caress you up for any perceived slight or for no reason at all really
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Over There posted:OP is this the time to start doing photoshops? o hell yes
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