[wearing a suit and fedora] Greetings to everyone here int he money forum!

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Stay Safe: Sep 1, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

[adjusts oversized piano tie on loose fitting dress shirt] I came here today asking for the secret you all have to becoming a millionaire.

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Cicero: Dec 17, 2003; Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3814718

# ? Mar 10, 2018 14:25

Jenkl: Aug 5, 2008; This post needs at least three times more shit!

Read zaurg's thread. Do exact opposite.

# ? Mar 10, 2018 18:53

moana: Jun 18, 2005; one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web

Just stick around, kiddo, you'll be in the two comma club in no time. We're all millionaires around here.<<leans back in chair, sips a gold-dusted appletini>>

# ? Mar 10, 2018 23:18

Mourne: Sep 1, 2004; by Athanatos

moana posted:

Just stick around, kiddo, you'll be in the two comma club in no time. We're all millionaires around here.<<leans back in chair, sips a gold-dusted appletini>>

I, much like Scrooge McDuck, have an entire water-tower filled with golden doubloons.

:getin:

# ? Mar 10, 2018 23:50

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

*guffaws*

Cotton m'boy! Invest in cotton! Cotton is king and always be! I invested $100 in a New Orleans steamer company shipping the stuff to Britain, and sure enough my money has been doubling ever since.

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Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

Invest in dildos.

# ? Mar 12, 2018 03:36

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

Devian666 posted:

Invest in dildos.

The cotton of the future!

# ? Mar 12, 2018 23:38

howdoesishotweb: Nov 21, 2002

Xenocides posted:

Devian666 posted:
Invest in shitcoins

The dildos of the future!

buy my book �the zarugilluonaire next door�

# ? Mar 13, 2018 01:43

Tomfoolery: Oct 8, 2004

Mourne posted:

I, much like Scrooge McDuck, have an entire water-tower filled with golden doubloons.

Scrooge McDuck sets unrealistic expectations for trillionaires. He has a giant vault filled with gold but all the gold ever mined on earth would only fill three Olympic size swimming pools. This really affects my self esteem as I try to conform to societal pressures. I currently do not have the funds or technology to mine asteroids. Is this the right forum to ask for help?

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CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

ask a million people for a dollar

# ? Mar 15, 2018 18:27

Captain Fuck Face: May 6, 2007; :] i like to read post :]

*furrow brow, concentrates and thikning reeeaaally hard, charts and numbers fyling around in side my big brain*

buy LOW, sell HIGh

# ? Mar 15, 2018 18:42

ryde: Sep 9, 2011; God I love young girls

Have you tried earning a lot of money?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 19:10

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

we're all deeply invested in crypto

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keykey: Mar 28, 2003; Â Â Â Â Â

Devian666 posted:

Invest in dildos.

BUY! BUY! BUY!

wait...

Xenocides posted:

The cotton of the future!

SELL! SELL! SELL!

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