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TOOT BOOT

Baller Ina posted:

a jar of my own urine

a jar of Baller Ina's urine

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PhantomPayne

I should think before posting
I used to have panic attacks thinking about stupid stuff like the how the universe is so huge, or mortality and that kinda stuff, and I hid it from my mom since I didn't want to give her any panic attacks. It was pretty dumb.

I also hid my condoms, but my mom used to love searching everywhere in my room and would routinely find them and leave them on my bed.

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

TOOT BOOT posted:

a jar of Baller Ina's urine

Oh man, this has just uncovered a repressed memory that I once hid a sandwich in a drawer because I was ashamed that I hadn't eaten it for lunch and I forgot it was there for months.

When I found it, the plastic bag it was in had inflated so it was just this weird green ball and the smell was unearthly.

Baller Ina

:whattheeucharist:

TOOT BOOT posted:

a jar of Baller Ina's urine

So that’s where it went

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ZogrimAteMyHamster

Drawings, doodles, scribbles, writings and the usual pen-to-paper stream of consciousness that would have made my mother say "wtf is this poo poo".

Nothing she'd really be concerned about, just dumb weird poo poo that makes no sense without context.

Robot Made of Meat

Context.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

Drawings, doodles, scribbles, writings and the usual pen-to-paper stream of consciousness that would have made my mother say "wtf is this poo poo".

Nothing she'd really be concerned about, just dumb weird poo poo that makes no sense without context.

this



ty manifisto

alnilam

son why did you draw a crappy turtle surrounded by swirls that turn into a snake and then write two line of, uh, "poetry" at the bottom

i'm not mad i'm just disappointed



ty manifisto

FutonForensic

son, why did you doodle a bunch of eyes all over this loose leaf? is this some of that "stream of consciousness?"

*snatching the paper angrily* they're titties, dad! they're anime titties.


ChubbyChecker

Cubone posted:

suicidal ideation and gay porn

did your dad ever get mad when he couldn't find his mags









alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

son, why did you doodle a bunch of eyes all over this loose leaf? is this some of that "stream of consciousness?"

*snatching the paper angrily* they're titties, dad! they're anime titties.

ChubbyChecker

FutonForensic posted:

son, why did you doodle a bunch of eyes all over this loose leaf? is this some of that "stream of consciousness?"

*snatching the paper angrily* they're titties, dad! they're anime titties.

hahaha









Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I never told my parents that I always considered the letter Y a consonant. Sometimes a vowel? No mom and dad, it never was. It's always been a consonant and always will be one. gently caress you mom and dad I'll play my music as loud as I want and y isn't a vowel and it'll always be a consonant just like most of the rest of the 35 letters, fuckkk youuuuuu


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ChubbyChecker posted:

did your dad ever get mad when he couldn't find his mags

nah, I don't think he even knew he was still subscribed to Suicide Monthly

Twenty Four


FutonForensic posted:

son, why did you doodle a bunch of eyes all over this loose leaf? is this some of that "stream of consciousness?"

*snatching the paper angrily* they're titties, dad! they're anime titties.

lol

powerful lizard

Cubone posted:

nah, I don't think he even knew he was still subscribed to Suicide Monthly

Writing for Suicide Monthly is a good stepping stone to getting published in Ghost Monthly too *crossover with ghost thread*

on topic I hid my death from my parents OP

Mr. Bones

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
I bought a tape of the St. Elmo's Fire soundtrack from a library book sale and proceeded to get it stuck in the tape deck of my parents' stereo by jamming it in the wrong way. I took the whole thing apart and got it out, but I ended up breaking the tape deck in the process. It's been almost a decade since it happened, they still haven't noticed and I still haven't fessed up.

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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Cubone posted:

nah, I don't think he even knew he was still subscribed to Suicide Monthly
Lol

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