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Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

FORM: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1...orm?usp=sf_link

+2 POINTS FOR DESCRIBING YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS TONIGHT

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Running away screaming into the night

e: I'm gonna say that Usos means Roode and New Day means Orton for that question.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


Can't get a speeding ticket if you don't drive

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


driving faster than the speed of night

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


Being white and trying to start the whitest conversations to make the cop forget about the speeding

No but really ACAB and I would just tell him/her that my speed read differently.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

I actually fully support ICE


you're the best guy for running this but if I vote "usos" on randy orton vs bobby roode, which one is the usos

E: I picked roode for the record, I'm just not sure if he's an uso. Honorary uso?

E2: Oh you just say "hi I'm bleeding all over myself if you need to verify it I can bring out my underwear please escort me to the nearest restroom because I'm terrified I'm going to stain my vehicle's seats"

Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at Mar 11, 2018 around 19:45

Spiffster
Oct 6, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...

Lipstick Apathy

Being a former governor and current president of a state university and using your mere presence to scare the cop off despite speeding in a school zone (gently caress you Mitch Daniels)a

Also I picked The Glorious one since that question was borked

Thanks again Golashes!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


throwing it in the garbage

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Intensity


How to get out of a speeding ticket: Using public transportation.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.


Raising my arms slowly and then bringing them down quickly so fire shoots from the cop's pen and how he gonna write a ticket now with all that FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!?!?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


murder the cop

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Death by cop and itís fitting because this ppv is going to be so bad Iíll want to kill myself while watching it

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Never getting caught is the best way to get out of a speeding ticket

I'm gonna assume Usos means Bobby Rude as well so mark me down for Roode.

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007


Just say youíre gonna poop yourself or whatever. I donít know Iím a super cool guy who lives in NYC

Also I voted ďdifferent matchĒ for the USOs/ New Day repeat question so Iíll take my 2 points thanks

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007



Doing the Rainmaker pose and having Gedo in the back talking the cops ear off

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Sucking the copís dick of course. Least I could do for those who protect and serve.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Seduce the lady cop with my roguish good looks into not only not giving me a ticket but also being my lady

And I also picked the Usos to win the Bob Roode vs. Rand Orton match under the believe that the Usos are Roode Boys

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011



Write his name in the Death Note and drive off, knowing he'll die soon after

friendo55
Jun 28, 2008



My favourite way to get out of a speeding ticket... I'll use the ol' trick Big Tom Callahan taught his son... bees!!

I will also choose the "Usos" as the Bobby Roode replacement in the US Title match.

pen0r
May 28, 2004

I really DO heart to fart.


Not speeding.

I chose no contest on roode/orton since neither of the choices were right.

Mihi
Feb 20, 2008


Break the speedometer. Can't be done for speeding if you don't know how fast you were going.

Also chose Usos as Roodes replacement

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!


Stopping the car, running out of it at high speed screaming BEES! BEES!

NilkNarf
Apr 24, 2005

...if you're into the blight.


Through a series of cunning riddles, each more devious than the last.

I'm going with Orton over Bobby Roode.

Buzzsaw
Oct 9, 2005

Cranium Deconstructor

picked new day = orton for us title

Getting out of the speeding ticket: dole out a free zj. We are driving to see this abortion live, so I may have the chance to test this theory (hopefully not)

nonrev
Jul 15, 2012


Calmly talking with the officer and hope that they give me a warning.

friendo55
Jun 28, 2008



delfin posted:

Stopping the car, running out of it at high speed screaming BEES! BEES!

I like where your head's at.

Quasipox
Sep 6, 2008



Being white duh

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013

AndhisnameisMarcoDiaz


I don't drive

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



to get out of a ticket i take the cop's badge and become the cop

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

i just tell them i am traveling and not driving, and then they legally can't give me a ticket

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003

...yeah


White privilege is my super power for getting out of tickets

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010





When I roll my window down the toxic smell of my farts wafts out from the window and into the cop's face, knocking them unconscious immediately and giving them short-term amnesia. I drive off, triumphant.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Being a white male is the best way to get out of speeding tickets.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012




Saying I have to pee.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


I throw an admiralty flag out the window into their faces, rendering them powerless.

I also put down "Usos" meaning Bobby Roode.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012



Jerusalem posted:

I throw an admiralty flag out the window into their faces, rendering them powerless.

I also put down "Usos" meaning Bobby Roode.

I've covered my car in gold fringes which indicates that only naval law applies to it which means it can't be over the speed limit. Check and mate.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004



Fun Shoe

You are watching this because you hate yourself, same as the rest of us!

My favorite way to get out of a speeding ticket is to be so obviously a clean-cut white boy that cops assume I had a good excuse.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005

Staying healthy due to sheer coincidence.

One time I got a ticket while driving my drunk parents back home from a party in Seguin, Texas. Turns out my mom knew all the cops in the city and so she got it dismissed. I didn't have to do poo poo aside from worry about a ticket for 12 hours, it ruled. I highly suggest being related to someone who socializes with everyone in a small town if you're gonna speed through that small town.

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004



keep speeding forever

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Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.


i had an ex that knew ASL, and when she got pulled over, she would feign not being able to speak

it worked until she got a cop that knew sign language too

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