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Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


this thread is for goons who have kids, no matter where they are. how are they? do you love them? do they love you back?

what's being a parent like, certainly a regret? maybe a joy?

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Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003
Playing pedo hentai games doesn't make someone a pedo, guys


You're really working hard on GBS.xlsx huh?

Autistic Edgy Guy
Jan 21, 2017

screaming at bare ass

they're retarded

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

My kids are a right pain in the rear end.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

well i dropped them off at the pool a little while ago, not sure what happens after that

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


givepatajob posted:

My kids are a right pain in the rear end.

well, keep at it. parenting has its intangible awards for every suffering it inflicts on parents.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.



Dinosaur Gum

Fututor Magnus posted:

well, keep at it. parenting has its intangible awards for every suffering it inflicts on parents.

No it doesn't. People who say that parenting pays off in some way are just trying to spread around their own misery.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

I don't have kids, op

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Fututor Magnus posted:

this thread is for goons who have kids, no matter where they are. how are they? do you love them? do they love you back?

what's being a parent like, certainly a regret? maybe a joy?

Look at this worthless human who thinks nurturing the future of our species is a chore.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


~*dEmOgRaPhIcS*~

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003
I got a girl, she won't be true, no, no.


i have a 17 year old who is an rear end in a top hat and a 3.5 year old who is a bigger rear end in a top hat

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT MY MICRO PENIS


Haha I dont have kids and I posted in your thread

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Dying by the millions in Kleenex after Kleenex.

TurboFlamingChicken
Sep 13, 2007

BIRB IS THE WIRB

Still in my balls, OP

And there they shall stay

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014



I'll check with your mother when I get home

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



Cyberpunkey Monkey posted:

You're really working hard on GBS.xlsx huh?
don't be a dick, Pick's the goon running that and you know it

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003
Playing pedo hentai games doesn't make someone a pedo, guys


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Indy
Mar 29, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

Kids are cool

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

<sweats nervously> Alive, hahah. Definitley alive.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

<sweats nervously> Alive, hahah. Definitley alive.

well you can never be sure with those rascals. i mean, who's to say what crazy coincidences could have befallen anybody? life is strange and mysterious indeed!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014
No you see it's the democrats who are the real racists Not the party who is running a Nazi.

Too long? I'm garbage.

They're doing great OP.

I'm taking the family to Orlando for spring break.

I think the kids will really enjoy it.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



They've taken a keen interest in knife fighting lately and I'm not sure if this is something to be encouraged.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007
I like rocks, I like sticks.

1gnoirents posted:

Haha I dont have kids and I posted in your thread

Owned, bitch.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Belligerent and numerous.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

Oh gee oh golly oh god fucking damnit


i might have one, idk.

i hit it raw like once per her suggestion, so i might actually just have an std which is basically a kid, right?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


My little fella Oliver is doing really good and number 2 is almost half cooked now, due date of August 16th.

Here's my little man he just got his first haircut on Saturday and we had a nice visit with my mom and her dog this weekend

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


They're good. Still in my balls and my wife's ovaries. But good.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006



Not born yet/I don't know about them.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


Chewy, unless they are marinated in kosher salt

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

I bought platinum. The last time I gave SA money I had to convince my mom to spend :tenbux: with her CC

they're p great i love them all, even when they're being shits

Barudak
May 7, 2007

No no, I'm Sean Mexico. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Busy trying to figure out how the keepsake items I left them will help them in their travels through Tirna, a mystic land where dreams are reality

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Brand new.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Barudak posted:

Busy trying to figure out how the keepsake items I left them will help them in their travels through Tirna, a mystic land where dreams are reality

What's the cryptic riddle you're leaving them? That's what's really important.

Caufman
May 7, 2007



Who What Now posted:

They're good. Still in my balls and my wife's ovaries. But good.

What a coincidence! My kids are waiting in your wife's ovaries, too.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



they doin ok

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


get that OUT of my face posted:

don't be a dick, Pick's the goon running that and you know it

[dennis from always sunny voice]

keeping an xlsx makes no sense, what would you call the columns? Fact 1? Fact 2? and so on? Wouldn't a bulleted list of factiods + basic biographical info in a common template filled in over time work better? and that's a proprietary format - a .txt will last forever. You haven't put ANY thought into this have you?!!?

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002


No kids. But I deal with the pain by having numerous hobbies and international travel.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


fist4jesus posted:

No kids. But I deal with the pain by having numerous hobbies and international travel.

That's fine I was poor even before having kids it didn't really make me any more poor thanks to Canada's social services systems being good

DJDace
Mar 23, 2005
Professional Idiot - When to comes to stupid, we don't fuck around!

My daughter just turned 6 yesterday. She had a science birthday and we wore lab coats.

She's the only good thing I've contributed to the world.

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Meiers Goldbrick
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

My kid is pretty great.

She can be irrational but she is 3.

She is kind and very empathetic. Recently, she discovered the concept of death and is pretty bummed about the idea of her mom and me getting old.

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