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lol imagine being dumb enough to have kids i always pull out and bust a nutt on a bitch's eyelash
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Mar 12, 2018 21:47
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Teikanmi posted:lol imagine being dumb enough to have kids Rude
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Mar 12, 2018 21:50
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Unless they're into that.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:51
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My little girl is 13 months and she honestly makes life worth living
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Mar 12, 2018 21:51
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Currently in the midst of a montage so she can avenge my death in the ring.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:53
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mine was a tremendously difficult infant through 18 months, but now at 2, she's great
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Mar 12, 2018 21:56
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Be right back, gotta go innoculate the test batch against the super virus Im breeding so theyll be the perfect sleeper agents.
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Mar 12, 2018 21:58
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did goons who have kids want them when they were younger? i'm getting older and still don't, people keep telling me i'll change my mind. and condoms suck.
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Mar 12, 2018 22:03
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My furbabies are doing well OP thank you for asking.
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Mar 12, 2018 22:03
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Caganer posted:did goons who have kids want them when they were younger? i'm getting older and still don't, people keep telling me i'll change my mind. and condoms suck. I honestly thought that: A) I would never get married and B) I would never have kids Both of these things have unironically brought me a massive amount of joy.
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Mar 12, 2018 22:05
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Caganer posted:did goons who have kids want them when they were younger? i'm getting older and still don't, people keep telling me i'll change my mind. and condoms suck. i did not and then i did (and am glad i did)
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Mar 12, 2018 22:15
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I inherited 6 children and a boxcar and while my life has improved it feels less mysterious
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Mar 12, 2018 23:07
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veiled boner fuel posted:My furbabies are doing well OP thank you for asking.  and I don't even have any!
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Mar 12, 2018 23:18
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I've gotta make certain that she Won't dragged up in slums With a lot of bums Like me She's gotta be sheltered And fed and dressed In the best that money can buy I never knew how to get money But I'll try, by God, I'll try I'll go out and make it Or steal it Or take it Or die
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Mar 12, 2018 23:25
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Don’t have any right now, but we’re going to start trying in July! So we’ll see what happens.
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Mar 12, 2018 23:39
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remigious posted:Don’t have any right now, but we’re going to start trying in July! So we’ll see what happens. natural insemination or artificial?
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Mar 12, 2018 23:40
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Fututor Magnus posted:natural insemination or artificial? We are going to have sex.
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Mar 12, 2018 23:41
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Barudak posted:I inherited 6 children and a boxcar and while my life has improved it feels less mysterious these were the first books i read as a kid all by myself (like a big boy!)
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Mar 12, 2018 23:53
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kid autistic, so what
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Mar 12, 2018 23:58
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Caganer posted:these were the first books i read as a kid all by myself (like a big boy!) I read the magic treehouse
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Mar 12, 2018 23:59
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Not like as my first books I meant last week
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Mar 12, 2018 23:59
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:My kid is pretty great. My kid heard that Labradors live for about 11 years, so now whenever someone brings up the dog's age she tells them we're taking him to the graveyard next year.
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Mar 13, 2018 00:21
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Sid Vicious posted:Not like as my first books I meant last week nice
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Mar 13, 2018 00:56
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told my sons im gay today
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Mar 13, 2018 01:08
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If they looked at your av, they already know
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Mar 13, 2018 01:11
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:If they looked at your av, they already know doug gay. so what?
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Mar 13, 2018 01:27
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leave me alone
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Mar 13, 2018 01:30
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Caganer posted:doug gay. so what? Hes not Gay, hes Funny
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Mar 13, 2018 01:30
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:leave me alone On smoko?
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Mar 13, 2018 01:37
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Fine. Thanks. One doesn't live with me anymore so there's that.
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Mar 13, 2018 01:57
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I have several kids, only because they asked to be born. I wouldn't have done it otherwise. They're cool. If you want to hear if your kids want to be born, tie a string around your balls, and then tie that string to a tin can and put it up to your ear.
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Mar 13, 2018 01:58
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They are expensive, exhausting and gross. Also my finest achievement.
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Mar 13, 2018 02:22
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Fat and gay.
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Mar 13, 2018 02:23
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They’re fine OP
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Mar 13, 2018 02:25
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Theyre throwing something called a rainbow party while Im out of town so im sure its fine.
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Mar 13, 2018 02:47
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Barudak posted:Theyre throwing something called a rainbow party while Im out of town so im sure its fine. you love your alive gay son
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Mar 13, 2018 02:51
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good oblique yet iconic movie ref
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Mar 13, 2018 02:57
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I don't know. They are soaking into a towel.
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Mar 13, 2018 02:59
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*brings a child literally kicking and screaming into an uncaring world where a horrible death is assured* this is my personal Picasso right now. I've never felt more fulfilled than, this moment, my life's master work. Really brought that missing element into my day to day
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