Royals hold anti-pornography seminar for players at spring training

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Royals hold anti-pornography seminar for players at spring training

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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I hope they don't discover VR porn. :ohdear:

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Blockade posted:

Im all for this, infact, sports players shouldnt even be allowed to masturbate for at least 2 weeks leading up to a game, that way they got big honkin boners the whole time they're on the field. Maybe if they do this people will start giving a poo poo about baseball again

What about if the players have to hit the ball with their erect penis? Then, get this, at each base the batter gets their dick sucked by the baseman for exactly 60 seconds.

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i bet kings jerked off, like, all the time

If you are a king can you command your subjects to have sex with you whenever you want? What a crazy time to be alive!

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