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angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Hey yospos. This is an important reminder to make your own snacks while using your computer. There is no substitute for jerky (except maybe fruit leather but im skeptical that itís not somehow bad for you).

A good tip is to make sure that you put a nylon over the exhaust to keep case dust off your jerky.

How do you make use of your case fans?

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009



gotta get the only goon approved jerky from SA Mart using coupon code GOON JERKOFF

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



obstipator posted:

gotta get the only goon approved jerky from SA Mart using coupon code GOON JERKOFF

i too crave rancid animal byproducts unfit for human consumption, dried and mailed to my door by members of a dead internet community

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

ensign dwarf, set a course for getting blitzed the fuck out

warp factor nine

obstipator posted:

gotta get the only goon approved jerky from SA Mart using coupon code GOON JERKOFF

lol which mod was it that was buying jerky by the pound

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007

VANQUISH THE GLOBALISTS


Just got my 4lbs of goon meat. It was so tasty I ate it all in one sitting, oops haha! Thanks for the jerk

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

I COULDN'T EVEN PLAY ONE TURN OF THE YOSPOS SMAC PBEM GAME AND ALL I GOT WAS A NERVE STAPLING AND THIS SHITTY TEXT!



lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005



Lipstick Apathy

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.


got some turkey jerky

pram
Jun 10, 2001



5

MALE SHOEGAZE
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

fatty jerky sounds really good to me

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009



jerky is ok but the little seasoning packets that sometimes comes with it kind of suck :/

MALE SHOEGAZE
Oct 1, 2002



Floss Finder

President Beep posted:

jerky is ok but the little seasoning packets that sometimes comes with it kind of suck :/

lol

Shaman Linavi
Apr 3, 2012



Buglord

i saw a commercial on the telly for some premium slim-jims
wanna try snapping in to those

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009



Shaman Linavi posted:

i saw a commercial on the telly for some premium slim-jims
wanna try snapping in to those

slim jamses

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T


Grimey Drawer


someone post that wordcloud of all of louisgod posts in that jerky thread

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



Is this the bitcoin strawberry thread



NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

these bitcoins are making me dusty!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a blockchain

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

"The guy with the anime dog tits avatar posted:"


please drink more water

actual water, not fizzy drinks

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer


lol

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



my late night snack was a cup of ramen and an entire bag of edamame

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Stymie posted:

please drink more water

actual water, not fizzy drinks

fizzy unflavored water?

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009



blugu64 posted:

fizzy unflavored water?

lord, no! yuck!

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007
I can't break free from these walls of Belgian breakfast delight

Stymie posted:

please drink more water

eating desiccant packages to own the stymie >>>>>

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat


Gravy Boat 2k

Scott Baio Nudes
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.



not as good by themselves imo

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009



is that a bowl of the crunchy little bread thingies in chex mix? if so, would.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009



President Beep posted:

is that a bowl of the crunchy little bread thingies in chex mix? if so, would.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006



Nap Ghost

Dongslayer. posted:

not as good by themselves imo

disagree *said as I pick them out of the chex mix*

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



The rye chips in chex mix are incredibley inferior to the ones in Gardettos.

That being said, they aren't great by themselves.

Also, Gardetos: give me back my sesame bread sticks you motherfucks.

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


Dongslayer. posted:

not as good by themselves imo

wrong.

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


when youre browsing the gas station snack aisle on a road trip and spot that bag...

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009




yeah. that was an incredibly hosed up thing to say. schadenboner has a busted brain too.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011



my bitter bi rival posted:

when youre browsing the gas station snack aisle on a road trip and spot that bag...

These all-rye chip bags are disappointing. The process of working your way to the rye chips* adds anticipation and enjoyment to the eventual achievement of the rye chips.

*: The correct order is: bread-sticks, straight pretzels, regular pretzels, then and only then the rye chips.**

**: Previous to the removal of sesame bread-sticks in 2013 the correct order was: ordinary bread-sticks, straight pretzels, sesame bread-sticks, regular pretzels, rye chips. The mixing of pretzel and bread-stick courses provided micro-achievement and improved the final enjoyment of the rye chips.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



the worst part of chex mix is the breadsticks

my bitter bi rival
Mar 21, 2011


Schadenboner posted:

*: The correct order is: bread-sticks, straight pretzels, regular pretzels, then and only then the rye chips.**

jesus christ.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009



hifi posted:

the worst part of chex mix is the breadsticks

sorry itís actually the pretzels.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011




Sorry Ďbout your poorly-optimized consumption of snack foods, bro.

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Scott Baio Nudes
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.


President Beep posted:

yeah. that was an incredibly hosed up thing to say. schadenboner has a busted brain too.

rye chips benefit greatly from the salt and other garbage they roll around in with chex mix. made this mistake numerous times.

President Beep posted:

sorry itís actually the pretzels.

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