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i really miss american gladiators sometimes...
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Apr 23, 2018 01:43
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thread title is really good op
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Apr 23, 2018 16:21
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oh man i want a cheese puff gun!!
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Apr 24, 2018 00:59
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what happened to you space moose were you a holodeck simulation this whole time
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Apr 24, 2018 01:32
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Schadenboner posted:After thorough testing, I am ready to update my Gardetto's eating order to the following: Straight pretzels, Breadsticks (of both sorts, being so similar as to make differentiation between the two a waste of effort), standard pretzels, rye chips as I have determined this provides superior flavor-outcomes to the previous order. I have developed a preference among breadsticks: the zig-zaggy ones (which were brought in from Chex Mix to replace the vastly superior sesame breadsticks) are inferior to the other "pillowy" kind and are therefore consumed immediately after the straight pretzels but before the pillowy breadsticks. The current eating order is therefore:
Additionally, I have determined that the denseness of the straight pretzels means they fall to the bottom of the mix and therefore the rooting required to remove them first serves to thoroughly mix the remaining Gardetto's and causes the rye chips to attract more detritus which further improves them. E: I'm actually wondering if the pillowy breadsticks aren't actually better than the regular pretzels (and therefore should be consumed penultimate to the rye chips). EE: They are, updated to reflect. EEE: Updated further to include detritus as it's really a separate component. Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Apr 24, 2018 |
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Apr 24, 2018 18:12
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god i hate pretzels
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Apr 24, 2018 18:25
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President Beep posted:god i hate pretzels
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Apr 24, 2018 18:32
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President Beep posted:god i hate pretzels what the gently caress
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Apr 24, 2018 20:48
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pretzels? they’re like the Microsoft Windows of snack food
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Apr 24, 2018 20:49
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President Beep posted:god i hate pretzels get some of the good stuff http://store.utzsnacks.com/Barrel-Extra-Dark-Sourdough-Specials-Pretzel/productinfo/98279/
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Apr 24, 2018 21:09
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prisoner of waffles posted:get some of the good stuff http://store.utzsnacks.com/Barrel-Extra-Dark-Sourdough-Specials-Pretzel/productinfo/98279/ Due to the nature of the product, some breakage and salt loss will occur during shipping.
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Apr 24, 2018 21:10
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Schadenboner posted:Due to the nature of the product, some breakage and salt loss will occur during shipping. uber, but for delivery of production line perfect, unmolested pretzels
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Apr 24, 2018 21:14
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prisoner of waffles posted:get some of the good stuff http://store.utzsnacks.com/Barrel-Extra-Dark-Sourdough-Specials-Pretzel/productinfo/98279/ no way jose 
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Apr 24, 2018 21:16
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pretzel sticks are baby pretzels hth if you leave them in the bag too long they start sprouting
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Apr 24, 2018 21:37
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President Beep posted:god i hate pretzels i really dislike the dry salty cracker pretzels but real pretzels with mustard are wonderful
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Apr 25, 2018 06:32
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i really dislike the dry salty cracker pretzels but real pretzels with mustard are wonderful ok yeah. this is actually very true.
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Apr 25, 2018 10:58
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i really dislike the dry salty cracker pretzels but real pretzels with mustard are wonderful i didn't even know that this is a thing
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Apr 25, 2018 11:34
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i didn't even know that this is a thing You’ve never been to, like, a baseball game and seen the 1-foot diameter super pretzels? Hell, even the bier gardens around here sell fancy versions of them.
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Apr 25, 2018 12:44
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you get them at the mall, for pete's sake!
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Apr 25, 2018 13:07
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used to hit up http://thepretzelbakery.com for soft pretz. anybody have a dehydrator / make jerky or fruit leather? I gotta try to recreate this one jerky marinade recipe of lemon zest, paprika, and orange&lemon juice. Tangy, spicy, meaty
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Apr 25, 2018 14:21
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President Beep posted:god i hate pretzels more like President Bush
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Apr 25, 2018 14:29
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NoneMoreNegative posted:more like President Bush heh. now watch this post (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 25, 2018 14:33
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President Beep posted:you get them at the mall, for pete's sake! yeah those are completely different than real pretzels, they don't even have a lye wash, they are just buttered dough still good as hell get the sour cream and onion one 
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Apr 26, 2018 00:16
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I have leftover harissa from yesterday's pita, and a bag of pretzels.
Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 1, 2018 |
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May 1, 2018 14:58
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Sham bam bamina! posted:what happened to you space moose oh somebody in the gray forums was offering to add some distoriton effects or w/e to your av so i asked for one and bought it so as to support our dead rad forums. i'll switch back eventually
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May 2, 2018 07:09
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President Beep posted:(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) mission accomplished (j/k presndeit beep)
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May 2, 2018 07:11
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Schadenboner posted:You’ve never been to, like, a baseball game and seen the 1-foot diameter super pretzels? i have only had good soft pretzels in new york. they only have them at relatively expensive mall kiosks in the rest of the US, and they are not the same thing. dehydrated mangoes are a great snack
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May 2, 2018 08:38
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:mission accomplished ah, how i long for the days when i considered the bush administration to be the worst thing this country had produced. 
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May 4, 2018 02:43
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Exploring my feelings w/r/t Pizzeria Combos. They have me on third shift to spy on a guy. This is not a great situation. Additionally, Pizzeria Combos are not great. This situation is less-great than Pizzeria Combos. Two more weeks on the  !
Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 08:09 on May 7, 2018 |
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May 7, 2018 08:03
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This might be more of a GIP question but does burnt (human) skin really smell like rubber? I would have more expected that it would smell uncomfortably close to BBQ.
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May 7, 2018 11:41
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Schadenboner posted:Exploring my feelings w/r/t Pizzeria Combos. as long as they’re not pretzel combos i’d probably like them.
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May 7, 2018 12:26
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President Beep posted:as long as they’re not pretzel combos i’d probably like them. It's like, pizza sauce-and-cheese flavored filling with pretzel shells?
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May 7, 2018 12:28
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While this remains a great order in which to eat Gardetto's I'm having trouble determining what is and isn't "leftover detrius", maybe I need to establuish a standard and buy a micrometer?
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May 23, 2018 04:10
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Work has a box of salted-in-shell pistachios out.
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May 23, 2018 04:46
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lol someone is bored on night shift (understood)
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May 23, 2018 05:04
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 they put peanut butter m&ms in our snack machine
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May 23, 2018 05:14
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Schadenboner posted:While this remains a great order in which to eat Gardetto's I'm having trouble determining what is and isn't "leftover detrius", maybe I need to establuish a standard and buy a micrometer? there’s just no helping you smh
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May 23, 2018 05:35
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Dongslayer. posted:
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May 23, 2018 05:50
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"you know what would make the classic Peanut M&M even better? if it was just really really gross when you chewed into it" —some rear end in a top hat at mars, inc.
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