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Doctor Dogballs

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Post your favorite president and I'll dispense some trivia about them without looking any of it up

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Woodrow "Piledriver" Wilson

Doctor Dogballs

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Woodrow Wilson was originally from Virginia but he was the governor of NEw Jersey

He was president number....... I'm thinkin.... 26ish.... right after Roosevelt

alnilam




James "the bad president" buchnanan

Doctor Dogballs

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alnilam posted:

James "the bad president" buchnanan

Buchanan was the last president before the Civil War. He is considered one of the worst presidents becuase he did nothing to stop it

Kthulhu5000

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From my Rap Music Lyrics 100 textbook: "No president is my favorite."

But let's try...Gerald Ford?

Robot Made of Meat


James Polk. I am fairly certain he was a president at one time.


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

Doctor Dogballs

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Kthulhu5000 posted:

From my Rap Music Lyrics 100 textbook: "No president is my favorite."

But let's try...Gerald Ford?

Gerald Ford was the first president who was able to appoint his vice president. Before him, when a VP took over for a president, they would not have a VP the rest of that term

Doctor Dogballs

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

James Polk. I am fairly certain he was a president at one time.

James K. Polk was president when we invaded Mexico to annex/expand what would become Texas.

alnilam




Doctor Dogballs posted:

Gerald Ford was the first president who was able to appoint his vice president. Before him, when a VP took over for a president, they would not have a VP the rest of that term

if i may, another interesting thing here is he's the only president to never be elected to the executive branch. he was speaker of the house, took over as VP when agnew left, took over as prez when nixon did. Aroo!

Robot Made of Meat


alnilam posted:

if i may, another interesting thing here is he's the only president to never be elected to the executive branch. he was speaker of the house, took over as VP when agnew left, took over as prez when nixon did. Aroo!

While we're waving our Ford dicks, Gerald R. Ford, Jr. was born . . . Leslie King, Jr. His mom REALLY had a thing about naming him after someone else, and she changed his name when she re-married.


Thanks to Vanisher for the sig!

Koishi Komeiji


James A. Garfield

alnilam




Koishi Komeiji posted:

James A. Garfield

hates mondayays!!!

Doctor Dogballs

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

James A. Garfield

James A. Garfield was our 2nd-shortest serving president. He was president less than 200 days when he died of lingering complications from an assassination attempt. Chester A. Arthur took over his term when he died.

Doctor Dogballs

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

James A. Garfield

also he was born in a log cabin in ohio, his wife was very pretty, and when he died, she took all his presidential papers and made a kind of museum. that's where the tradition of presidential libraries started. His was the first but has never been an official presidential library (I think)

Koishi Komeiji


Doctor Dogballs posted:

also he was born in a log cabin in ohio, his wife was very pretty, and when he died, she took all his presidential papers and made a kind of museum. that's where the tradition of presidential libraries started. His was the first but has never been an official presidential library (I think)

A library? Psshh, all the cool presidents turn into battleships.

FutonForensic


Teddy "Big Gaper" Roosevelt

City of Glompton

Tell me about Millard Fillmore please

Doctor Dogballs

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FutonForensic posted:

Teddy "Big Gaper" Roosevelt

this large lad loved lobbing lead at local lifeforms like lazy leopards, lovely lambs, and cubans

Doctor Dogballs

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City of Glompton posted:

Tell me about Millard Fillmore please

He was POTUS #13, you can remember this because his name has "ill" in it twice. HE took over the Presidency when Zachary Taylor kicked the bucket.

Doctor Dogballs

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City of Glompton posted:

Tell me about Millard Fillmore please

and oh yeah he was the last president not to be a democrat or republican. He was a whig, of which there were 4 or 5 in a row, IIRC, a party that formed to oppose Jackson's screwy-rear end Democratic party.

alnilam




John quincy "the abolitionist" adams

Doctor Dogballs

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alnilam posted:

John quincy "the abolitionist" adams

POTUS #6. The last Democratic-Republican president. First time the son (or any close relative for that matter) of a previous president became president himself. His election was tainted by the "corrupt bargain." You can remember this in connection to JQA because this was the event that pissed Andrew Jackson off, and made him swear revenge, and then he won handily next time around (Jackson was #7.)

Doctor Dogballs

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hehehe

City of Glompton

wow Dr D you're good at this!

cda


Franklin Pierce

cda


This guys fuckin with us. He's looking up the answers. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

Jedrick

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

colonel sanders

Doctor Dogballs

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City of Glompton posted:

wow Dr D you're good at this!

thanks!!!!

alnilam




Jean Luc Picard

Doctor Dogballs

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cda posted:

Franklin Pierce

Franklin pierce was one of the two generals from the Mexican-American War who later became president. The other was Zakk Taylor, Old Hot N' Ready. I can't remember anything else about Pierce

Doctor Dogballs

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cda posted:

This guys fuckin with us. He's looking up the answers. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

nop


Jedrick posted:

colonel sanders

he was never a president. nor was he a military officer. he was a "kentucky colonel" which is like an honorary, fraternalistic title


alnilam posted:

Jean Luc Picard

He was an early aviator - one of hte first hot air balloon pilots. Later there was a star wars villain named after him.

alnilam




which guy was the tippecanoe guy

alnilam




Doctor Dogballs posted:

He was an early aviator - one of hte first hot air balloon pilots. Later there was a star wars villain named after him.

sounds legit

Doctor Dogballs

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alnilam posted:

which guy was the tippecanoe guy

idk, without looking it up i'm gonna guess jackson?

... I was wrong it was Harrison. Thanks, I didn't have much trivia about him.

alnilam




Spoiler alert may reveal trivia but it's a good vid
https://youtu.be/r8N7BSsU5oo

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

Post your favorite president and I'll dispense some trivia about them without looking any of it up

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