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alnilam

cda posted:

There is only one president whose first language was not English, which one was it

this one i do think is van buren but i'm not surure



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alnilam posted:

this one i do think is van buren but i'm not surure

Martin

alnilam

e: more like van boring :twisted:



ty manifisto

cda

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

Am I allowed to look at a list of the presidents

Sure

cda

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alnilam posted:

this one i do think is van buren but i'm not surure

Yes

cda

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

Was it coolidge

No

cda

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Coolidge barely spoke English

Robot Made of Meat

cda posted:

Coolidge barely spoke


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Actually once a lady at a dinner party told him she had a bet that she could get him to say three words to her.

His response?

"You lose."

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sweet geek swag posted:

Actually once a lady at a dinner party told him she had a bet that she could get him to say three words to her.

His response?

"You lose."

Mmhmm. Even if it's apocrophyl, it's a good story!


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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Mmhmm. Even if it's apocrophyl, it's a good story!

I was a history major, and let me tell you something. All the best stories are lies.

cda

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What he really said was "weed rear end"

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Coolidge was the best

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hey i' m back the ESL guy was van buren, easy to remember because of his dutch name. but I had to look it up to confirm. and the two languages at once guy was Jimmy Garfield but I knew that one

Here's some randumb trivia about the POTUS #s:

POTUS #7 and #17 are easy to remember because they're both Andrew J***son, #7 was Jackson and #17 was Johnson.
#18 and #19 are easy to remember because 18 was Grant, and 19 was Hayes, and G is directly before H in the alphabet. (to remember Grant you jsut have to know he was a General in hte Civil War and he was president after the civil war. ok?)
#30 is Coolidge, I just remember this because he looks 30 in his pictures, even though he was 51 or 52 when he took office.
Grover Cleveland was #22 and #24, and to remember #23, Benjamin Harrison, I just think of Jordan (#23) as in Ben "Jordan" Harrison :shrug:

cda posted:

What he really said was "weed rear end"

They should make "weed rear end" part of the oath of office

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If there is one thing I know about the president of the hair club for men, it is that he is not only the president, but also a client!

Okay that's pretty much all I know I can't even remember that guys name, or what he had against women.

alnilam

President trivia q:
Which president did ms finster make tj detweiler make a bust of in detention

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alnilam posted:

President trivia q:
Which president did ms finster make tj detweiler make a bust of in detention

haile selassie

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Who was the strongest president? I mean, I bet my dad could still beat them up, but which one was the strongest?

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Twenty Four posted:

Who was the strongest president? I mean, I bet my dad could still beat them up, but which one was the strongest?

Definitely george washington, especially after a couple beers.

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i think it's really sad we'll never know who was the most well-hung president, but i'm gonna just guess that was also george washington

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George warshington was actually a pretty incredible guy, flawed yes, overly mythologized yes, but he was a pretty neat guy

alnilam

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

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alnilam posted:

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

in a row?

(sorry lol)

cda

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alnilam posted:

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

37 dicks

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P sure LBJ was the most well hung and would frequently do the standing with one leg on a chair routine, which is what led to Nixon commiting high treason

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albany academy posted:

P sure LBJ was the most well hung and would frequently do the standing with one leg on a chair routine, which is what led to Nixon commiting high treason

Johnson had more johnson than Johnson & Johnson

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Splatmaster posted:

Johnson had more johnson than Johnson & Johnson

LBJ tripped and pole-vaulted over the entire assembly of delegates at a conference in Yalta while sporting chub and invented the Olympic sport

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Splatmaster posted:

Johnson had more johnson than Johnson & Johnson

:vince:

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Rushi posted:

surprise me with some presidential pet fact

Johnson had a horse that was hung like a Johnson

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Splatmaster posted:

Johnson had a horse that was hung like a Johnson

His name was Pentaleg

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Which president commented once that he enjoyed smoking a pipe of sweet hemp on his porch?

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Rushi posted:

surprise me with some presidential pet fact

George washington had a dog named sweet lips


Matoi Ryuko posted:

Which president commented once that he enjoyed smoking a pipe of sweet hemp on his porch?

None but hohner harmonica company claimed to have a letter lincoln wrote to someone else making the statement but nobody has managed to produce the letter as proof. I still think he blazed 420 dank nugs though.

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Trump has been the first president in my lifetime not to have a pet. (Reagan was pres when I was born.) This is because he has no soul

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

Trump has been the first president in my lifetime not to have a pet. (Reagan was pres when I was born.) This is because he has no soul

Correct. You are awarded 10,000 points

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Have we done William Henry Harrison yet? Because I think he might have been a president at some time.


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Doctor Dogballs posted:

George washington had a dog named sweet lips

is this because he would kiss the dog? how else would he know to name it that

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Have we done William Henry Harrison yet? Because I think he might have been a president at some time.

He sure was! William Henry Harrison was the 9th President of the united gay-ts. (To remember that just think WILLIAM H. has 9 letters. Or, W. HARRISON also has 9 letters!) He was the Old Tippecanoe guy. He was the first president to die in office and he gave the longest inauguration speech.

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Festis posted:

is this because he would kiss the dog? how else would he know to name it that

why wouldn't he kiss it. if you met a dog named sweet lips wouldn't you give it a try

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