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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Nothing would happen to Roman if he didn't show up.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:07

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 18:16

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Codependent Poster posted:

What's Shane doing here? He's the Smackdown commissioner!

Someone has to bump for Vince.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:09

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Supreme Allah posted:

i barely ever show up to work either

Granted I'm brock lesnar.

Depends, how much do you get payed to not show up?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:10

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Vaah posted:

lmao the pop.

They're literally pulling him off tv as a last ditch effort

"It's bad when Brock isn't on TV, but I have an excuse!"

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:17

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Erebus posted:

paige your team sucks

But the NUMBERS GAME!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:25

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

So will Paige ever wrestle again, or is her neck just hosed for good?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:26

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I remember when they used this song for Ready to Rumble.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:27

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bikertaker!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:28

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Erebus posted:

Steve Buscemi!?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:30

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jiro posted:

"Rollin" was a better UnderBiker theme than that hosed up version of "Sad but True"

That's because Fred Durst rules.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:31

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

fart blood posted:

I refuse to live in a world where Fred Durst is fondly remembered.

Walk back this comment and apologize please.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:37

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Let Rhyno gore someone, they're in Michigan dammit!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:53

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Poo poo face?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:03

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Chris James 2 posted:

let's go roman

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Didn't he already challenge the Undertaker?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:05

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Is Cena mad at the Undertaker for retiring?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:07

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Old broken down men aren't allowed to work out!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:08

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Big Queefy posted:

So they're trying to get John and Roman over at WM?

Well John's already over, so that's not a problem.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:10

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I do like how this completely undercuts Roman "retiring" the Undertaker last year.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:12

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Shamos hair.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:16

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

What's with the words on screen?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:21

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Erebus posted:

Finn is a pretty man.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 02:43

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Even Nia was sick of seeing this match!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:06

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Gatts posted:

So....uh...did something go wrong?

I think Nia was supposed to come out, but did't. Presumable because even she's sick of seeing Nia/Askua.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:08

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I haven't been paying attention to Raw, did Roman do anything else or did he just yell about Brock no showing up for work, then take the rest of the night off after being "suspended"?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:37

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I love this ref.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:40

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

That ref is going to die.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:41

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DeepDickPizza posted:

I love that the capper to this absolutely awful Raw is five jobber tag teams in a match.

I can't believe Brock didn't want to show up for this!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:42

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/NotThatTomGreen/status/973388728965259264

I might buy a WWE game if they actually put the Final Deletion match in there.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:46

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:47

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I do like that Roman got to take the rest of the night off after being "mad" about Brock not showing up.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:48

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Professor Funk posted:

seriously though, is a tag team battle royale main eventing a raw with mania a month away because lmfao

Nope, you get BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:49

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bring back Ellsworth to be his partner.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:51

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

What the gently caress! How do you eliminate Rhyno like that in Michigan!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:52

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Surely you can come up with something better for Braun to do than bury a whole division?

I mean Tag Teams was the one division they had over Gedo last year so welp

Of all the divisions for Braun to bury, I'm shocked they didn't have him go after the cruiserweights.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:56

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Revival eliminated by Bo and Axel.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 03:59

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Coach is right, Rhyno should go to Wrestlemania.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 04:00

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bring back Ellsworth to be Braun's partner.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 04:03

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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

They really should have let Rhyno have a better showing than he did, especially in Michigan.

Rhyno deserves better than this.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 04:13

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