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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

Somebody is leaving package bombs outside people's homes in Austin Texas. One exploded back on March 2nd and two exploded today. The attacks have residents on edge, leading some to stand a foot away from boxes they find and gingerly poke at them with sticks. So far the victims seem to just be ordinary people and not connected to any particular industry or political cause or anything like that. They are all minorities, so there's that.

So that's some poo poo huh? What do you guys think?

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

New call of duty promotion is getting out of hand

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



*eagerly awaits the manifesto*

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


Good people on both sides

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Probation
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AKA Pseudonym posted:

Somebody is leaving package bombs outside people's homes in Austin Texas. One exploded back on March 2nd and two exploded today. The attacks have residents on edge, leading some to stand a foot away from boxes they find and gingerly poke at them with sticks. So far the victims seem to just be ordinary people and not connected to any particular industry or political cause or anything like that. They are all minorities, so there's that.

So that's some poo poo huh? What do you guys think?

maybe if you think something's a bomb, don't touch it at all - not even with a stick

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Looks like someone watched Ready Player One at SXSW

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005


Caganer posted:

maybe if you think something's a bomb, don't touch it at all - not even with a stick

If we cant poke poo poo with sticks, the terrorists have truly won

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


Pretty rude thing to do imo

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Probation
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SXSW gets wilder every year!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i would prefer not to be blown up if that's possible.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Goonstone Champ x2

Caganer posted:

maybe if you think something's a bomb, don't touch it at all - not even with a stick
At least throw some rocks or a baby at it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Khorne posted:

At least throw some rocks or a baby at it.

Just strap toddlers to your body as human armor.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

i bet it's that kid who made a "clock" for a school project

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
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they claimed it's a racial thing, but is this mostly happening in East Austin? Hipsters aside that's still a diverse area.

Conspiracy theory: develop driving out old tenants to be able to raise rent

tsa
Feb 3, 2014


quote:

The March 2 blast that killed House was reported about 6:55 a.m. in the 1000 block of Haverford Drive. It was first regarded as an isolated incident, but police now classify it as a homicide.

i'm convinced that most people have no loving clue how the word 'but' is supposed to be used.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Fun Shoe

what are you, the but police?

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Probation
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Novo posted:

what are you, the but police?

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters


Caganer posted:

they claimed it's a racial thing, but is this mostly happening in East Austin? Hipsters aside that's still a diverse area.

Conspiracy theory: develop driving out old tenants to be able to raise rent

Na they are spread out. I dont think they claimed its a rece thing yet but so far 2 black guys and a hispanic woman and thats all they really have to go on.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


Hell Yeah posted:

i would prefer not to be blown up if that's possible.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Someone is blowing people in Austin?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Yam Slacker

Ted cruz is out for revenge. Folks got too close finding out his past.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

id bomb Baltimore instead

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


The bomber was trying to kill Griffin McElroy but keeps getting the address wrong

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




numberoneposter posted:

*eagerly awaits the manifesto*

Yo we haven't seen a good manifesto in ages, man

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party


autism ZX spectrum
Feb 7, 2007



Fun Shoe

Yeah this is gonna be a huge loving letdown if there's no manifesto attached

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008



Who What Now posted:

The bomber was trying to kill Griffin McElroy but keeps getting the address wrong

Niiiiick!!! I can't believe you've done this!!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012
WORST OF ALL THE BENNYS

poopnanners posted:

Pretty rude thing to do imo

Cute av/post combo.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Watch Trump start a war!!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



amazon primes new service working as intended

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003



Nap Ghost

you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

We're Exotic Catalyst people now Olivia

Maldoror posted:

you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

Wait wait wait

But what if this package was dropped by a drone

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003
Playing pedo hentai games doesn't make someone a pedo, guys


Maldoror posted:

you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

wow... computer guided missiles have been around for longer than most people have been alive. That's a sobering thought.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

if they put an Atari and ready player one logo in it they’d be doing holy work

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

That's just Amazon's drone delivery fleet's way revolting.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
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i swear there was more news when someone shot a gun in the air on 6th st a few years back

also i cant wait for the forensic files: sxsw edition when the trial etc are over

[eerie documentary music plays]

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


Maldoror posted:

you know what's scary

what if crazy people figure out how to put the bombs on drones, then fly the drones into people or other poo poo and make them explode

Just avoid any place that’s crowded. Porn shops, crack houses, titty bars, and gangbangs.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017


veiled boner fuel posted:

Just avoid any place that’s crowded. Porn shops, crack houses, titty bars, and gangbangs.

Sure, just take away all of my fun...

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009



thank goodness it's only austin

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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
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they better stay the gently caress away from the drafthouse

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