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I'm thinking you rent a sick-rear end sports car and drive it through the window of the bank. Make sure Fiona Apple's Criminal is blaring out of your 15" sub-woofers. Get out wearing your knee length powder-blue Insane Clown Posse t-shirt and walk up to the teller holding your Mac-10 sideways. Ask for all the money in benjis, benjemins or c-notes: your choice. Say something cool when you leave like "Syonara suckas!" Die in a shoot-out with police while screaming the lyrics to "gently caress da' police." Alright, GBS. What you got?
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Possession of meth
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Candlelight Virgil posted:Possession of meth Duh. I totally should have thought of that.
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Probably you two guys for being too sexy. Police are on their way FYI
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Don't you really mean "Coolest act you can think of that is also a felony?" Coolest felony gives it a lot of restraint because your thread title suggests that it must be a felony title, but you provide an action that just happens to be legal felony, but would be less cool when just described as a legal felony.
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sucking a dick.... ON FIRE!!!
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The Human Crouton posted:Don't you really mean "Coolest act you can think of?" Coolest felony gives it a lot of restraint, but you suggest an action that also happens to be legal felony, but would be less cool when just described as a legal felony. This is the most sensical post I have ever read.
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Stealing an expensive freezer
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Literally A Person posted:This is the most sensical post I have ever read. You think that now. I edited it to be even more sensical.
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Going to Mattress Firm and ripping off all the tags.
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Murdering an Eskimo?
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Voting for hillary clinton twice in the same election as an illegal immigrant
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TheReverend posted:Going to Mattress Firm and ripping off all the tags. Dude, we're all just trying to have a good time here. This is loving sick. Mods, ban this sick filth.
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banging the queen
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either that or giving a politician a motherfreakING SUPER SWIRLIE
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Releasing the piss tape.
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treason used to be cool, but that wasn't enough so they had to invent sedition
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Duke Pukem posted:stealing a zamboni drat, thats pretty cool yeah
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blowing weed smoke into Jeff Sessions' face
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theres something called "theft of a legend drug" which i guess means stealing jenkem or adrenochrome or some poo poo
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Duke Pukem posted:stealing a zamboni 
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Sand Dan posted:blowing weed smoke into Jeff Sessions' face same but directly up he own rear end in a top hat
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Duke Pukem posted:stealing a zamboni https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkJbvv3pHg Except you steal it.
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client posted:theres something called "theft of a legend drug" which i guess means stealing jenkem or adrenochrome or some poo poo It sounds cool but mostly would refer to stealing someone's medication, which is very uncool. Bank robbery is definitely the coolest crime.
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Assassinating the you-know-who of the you-know-what 
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Assassinating the you-know-who of the you-know-what Ops death wouldn’t be important enough to be considered assassination imo
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Kuato posted:Ops death wouldn’t be important enough to be considered assassination imo ...oh. Dang.
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Kuato posted:Ops death wouldn’t be important enough to be considered assassination imo It would be...if he were the most powerful person in the free world
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Equinal manslaughter
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:It would be...if he were the most powerful person in the free world Op is pretty dumb. But is he Donald j. Trump dumb? Maybe!
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Kuato posted:Op is pretty dumb. But is he Donald j. Trump dumb? Maybe! Double-dang.
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Are you serious? Arson. Like, by a large margin, arson, OP. Arson is the coolest felony.
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Painting mustaches on all the people in The Apotheosis of Washington
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Extortion. The X makes it sound cool
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