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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What is the coolest felony you can think of?
 
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Dang It Bhabhi!
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Releasing the piss tape.

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Sick-rear end Negligance

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Abortion on the dancefloor

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Being a dick to a dog

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Having Jesus build your hot rod

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Flavahbeast posted:

Depraved Indifference

lol

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stealing thousands of dollars worth of Swatch watches.

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TurboFlamingChicken posted:

He ded

Edit - not to say for sure but I remember reading an article about him a while ago and that was the assumption

yea he'd be like 150 years old now dude.

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Flagrant snowboarding

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Trick Daddy the rapper

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Stabbing goku in the gut and you could call for help but you don’t. Then he bleeds out and dies. Like a bitch.

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