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Roman Reigns is...
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the NEW People's Champion 2 1.77%
the voice of the voiceless, the new CM Punk 11 9.73%
Vince McMahon's nemesis who Vince definitely doesn't favor in any way 19 16.81%
also wondering why there was a cameraman in the women's lockerroom 47 41.59%
THE BIG DOG! 34 30.09%
Total: 113 votes
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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Roman Reigns more like Roamin’ Pains

*fistpump*

fuckin’ nailed it

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Thank you Kevin Steen and Rami Sebei for breaking Shane McMahon’s spirit and bones and windpipe.

Now go do the same to the rest of the corporate executives. Powerbomb Kevin Dunn into an empty pool.

God bless.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Now someone needs to synchronize those noises into the the same musical pitch and tones as the WWE intro bumper jingle.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Perfection.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

piss tape israel posted:

in your mother's bedroom

Sweet JESUS.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
God, this company.

Just called it the Sensational Invitational, you fuckin' morons.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Abroham Lincoln posted:

The only thing that can save Smackdown is the power of

FRUITY DELICIOUS FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY

SKITTLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqKH3DOb-PU

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Roman will get trapped in a voodoo haunted house in NOLA with spooky spectres and creepy ghouls and the ghost of Orville Redenbacher.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I hope steroids dude not only takes Vince’s rumored hush money, I hope he immediately spends it (on steroids, to replenish his stock), then releases the roid evidence anyway.

Roid Day is upon us, ladies and gentlemen. *rips a phonebook in half at the Steiner Bros’ Shoney’s restaurant*

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Turns out Sasha Banks will be using roids in a fruitless attempt to regrow all her hair that fell out at the NXT Barbershop of Extreme Terror.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be marks,” and there were marks.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Judas Iscariot: “It was me, Jesus!! It was me all along, Jesus!”

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Samson was a top territory talent, until some jackass booked him to lose his hair, and wouldn't you know it, it took down the whole territory with him.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


"....Commandment 715.....ARMBAR....."

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5gRAWt0VQw

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Jenkem Delivery posted:

I hope NJPW sues them

For what? Doesn't WWE own the copyright on too sweet and the hand gesture, too? Or am I thinking of something else?

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