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the NEW People's Champion | 2 | 1.77% | |
the voice of the voiceless, the new CM Punk | 11 | 9.73% | |
Vince McMahon's nemesis who Vince definitely doesn't favor in any way | 19 | 16.81% | |
also wondering why there was a cameraman in the women's lockerroom | 47 | 41.59% | |
THE BIG DOG! | 34 | 30.09% | |
Total: | 113 votes |
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Korelle posted:Presenting Brock Lesnar as a badass loner who shows up to work when he feels like it and Roman as the loyal employee who goes crying to management about it will surely get the Wrestlemania crowd firmly on the Big Dogs side. *Brock wins the Moolah Battle Royal* Roman: But this was a contest for women! Heyman: Yeah, and my client beat their brains out. Roman: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole promotion is insane. Insane, I tell you! Daahh! Aaah! I can be lazy too! Look at me! Hi, I'm a worthless employee, just like Brock Lesnar! Give me a main event push! Ooh, I turn gross and purple at the drop of a hat, but nobody minds! I'm doing the same two moves for ten minutes straight. Give me a raise! Now I'm returning to work which means shuffling around like an idiot. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Brock Lesnar! I don't need to cut my own promos, 'cause someone else will do it for me. DANT! DANT-DA-DANT-DANT! Brock: Hey, you okay, Leakee? Roman: I'm better than okay. I'm Brock Lesnar. Brock: Heh. You wish. Roman: Oh, hi, Mr. McMahon! I'm the worst non-Khali worker in the world. Time to go home to my cabin and eat a deer. What's this? "Extremely High Voltage." Well, I don't need to sell because, because I'm Brock Lesn-- Gavok fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Mar 13, 2018 |
# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 17:49 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:10 |
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Natalya should win the pee belt.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 21:35 |
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VJeff posted:It occurred to me that Roman basically also said outright that he lives paycheck to paycheck, because apparently making WWE main eventer money for nearly four years is so bad that if he didn't show up for work, he wouldn't be able to feed his family anymore. Undertaker told him to invest all his money into coal.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 22:55 |
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rovert posted:None of this is surprising but I was told Moolah was Vince’s call. And he is furious Inject this post into my veins.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 05:45 |
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Benne posted:I 100% believe they already made the trophy (probably to be unveiled next week or the week after) and that's why Vince tried doubling down on the name before the sponsors forced him to cave Have Braun destroy it in a cool way.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 07:08 |
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DeathChicken posted:Bryan's said that if he ever got clearance to wrestle and WWE tried to stop him, he'd be at some indy wearing a mask faster than you could blink. Pumped for Bry-Ant.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 19:41 |
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Bring back the Old Testament!
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 22:35 |
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I'm starting to wonder if Steroid Claus isn't real, you guys.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 00:49 |
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bartok posted:My boys Ed, Edd, n' Eddy told me that Roman Reigns got his steroids from Dexter's Lab. Roman's on this hormone poo poo derived from cow and chicken called Megas XLR. That's one hell of an Aku-sation.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2018 17:35 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:10 |
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:Roman should have pissed his pants in fear at the question to make him more sympathetic. It would have made him the coolest.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 22:44 |