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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010


Would you eat a turd on google hangout for $10000 US?

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!


Who is Paul Blart

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

no, that isnít very much money

legion989
Jan 18, 2013


I'd let someone in my mouth on Google Hangouts for $10000 US

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004
LUKE SKYWALKER FUCKS REY AND SHE CALLS HIM DADDY


Sure.

MAJOR STRYkER
Jan 2, 2008

FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE...

ya then i'd buy a bitcoin

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Sorry about your lot

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Iíd do it for free.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

FUCK FEMINISM I BELIEVE IN HUMAN RIGHTS...FOR ALL!


Yea why you got venmo?

Bath Tubs
Aug 6, 2013



If I eat a turd on Google hangout all my recommended searches are going to be about eating poo poo

sign me up i'll do it

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Maybe a few more zeros to that. And no decimal. Not getting fleeced like last time with msn messenger and all that cum.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

I could really use 10k

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l


THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER LATE CAPITALISM

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Describe the turd

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010


A human turd

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Hmmm

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mŤre

College Slice

I don't think I can afford that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015




Does it have a high corn/peanut ratio?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010


It has whatever you want it to have bro

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014



this is a less enticing offer than sucking a dick for 1 million dollars but I accept regardless

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

UNDEAD

GO BIG DEAD RED


how big the turd though

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i wouldn't be interested in eating a small turd i only eat that chocolate thunder

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



go big or go home

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Nice post.


Is google hangout where all the hip young people "hang out" nowadays or something

Candlelight Virgil
Jan 20, 2012


yup and in person

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

UNDEAD

GO BIG DEAD RED


there's also a question of consistency

I mean I could probably just swallow a small hard turd like tylenol but if it's an 8 inch rope of hot molasses I'm not so sure

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005


https://youtu.be/0g09RQfWEY4

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


How big? Constipated turdlets yeah. Smallish consistent loaf sure but those pasty turds and anything snake-like or liquid is not gonna happen

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Who Is Paul Blart posted:

It has whatever you want it to have bro

Iím gonna say no I wouldnít.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006



could almost get all the eu4 dlc for that, so yes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Hell Yeah posted:

i wouldn't be interested in eating a small turd i only eat that chocolate thunder

What about a 2 liter of diarrhea?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005
LOWTAX CALLED ME A DUMB BOX OF CRUD

and he may be on to something.

ew gross I would never use google hangout

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Yam Slacker

Only on Allo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Also we havenít established if you get paid to eat the turd or you pay to eat the turd.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

tech companies and their employees can literally, LITERALLY suck the feces directly out of my own rear end in a top hat

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005



For $10,000 no way pal!

Google hangout turds are the least trustworthy. They could have razorblades with AIDS in them!

veiled boner fuel
Oct 21, 2015


Iíd pay ten grand to eat a tay tay turd

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?


How big is it?

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004


I have handled a lot of poop in the lab. I dont think it would be possible without puking.

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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Iíd agree then claim you didnít properly define eat or turn and have some chocolate covered Kopi Luwak beans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

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