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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


edit: SPOILERS AHEAD so read at your OWN PERIL IF YOU AHVEN'T SEEM THIS AMAZING MOVE

So this mute lady bangs a fish (specifically the creature from the black lagoon)

It's pretty cringey, I didn't know Guillermo del Toro had such fetishes but to each his own I guess, what did you think of this Oscar winning oeuvre, GBS? Also I was told Michael Shannon was a good actor but...

Comfy Fleece Sweater fucked around with this message at Mar 13, 2018 around 07:29

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

It's clearly the fishman from Hellboy.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

I found the movie both boring and not good, but I laughed when she wanked it in the tub

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


its all nice on rice posted:

It's clearly the fishman from Hellboy.

Abe Sapien? Absolutely not, your memory must be failing you. Perhaps because it's the same actor, but the design is completely different

Evil Agita posted:

I found the movie both boring and not good, but I laughed when she wanked it in the tub
I also laughed at the dancing scene

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

If by "completely different" you mean "Del Toro gets his inspiration from monster films of old and they have similar designs" then yes they are complete different.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




I just want him to make a straight horror movie again. Is that too much to ask?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

That lady would probably bang just about anything

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


its all nice on rice posted:

If by "completely different" you mean "Del Toro gets his inspiration from monster films of old and they have similar designs" then yes they are complete different.

Listen yeah it's the same concept and same actor but they still look really different to me



its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Ok one of them wears pants?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Now you gotta spend money to get all your stupid gang tags back.


Soiled Meat

How the creature looked was very important for the movie, imo, and also caring about appearances was the core message of the movie, so this is a great thread

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




The hands are more webbed, the eyes less cutesy, the coloring darker, and the detailing more "wild" but the basic shapes and even paint schemation are identical on both. The rest is just body language.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


Animals can't consent.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!


this chick was thirsty af

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

YOSPOS


I liked how the fishman in this was a lot less expressive than Abe Sapien. Nothing quite like uncomfortable questions about consent in a romantic fairytale about a lady loving a fish. Also the guy who plays the fishman seems to play basically every creature in Del Toro's movies and he's really good at physical acting.

It's a good movie but Pan's Labyrinth is still Del Toro's best.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

A+ best mute lady / fish monster romance movie I've seen all year

No but seriously it was pretty good - the scene where she fills the bathroom with water was v. sweet.

I didn't like the really jarring tone shift though from 'dance scene' to 'fish man suddenly on the verge of death' because it seemed to come out of nowhere and exist only to ramp up the tension

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006




bloom posted:

I liked how the fishman in this was a lot less expressive than Abe Sapien. Nothing quite like uncomfortable questions about consent in a romantic fairytale about a lady loving a fish. Also the guy who plays the fishman seems to play basically every creature in Del Toro's movies and he's really good at physical acting.

It's a good movie but Pan's Labyrinth is still Del Toro's best.
It only became widespread knowledge recently, but that actor got his start as the piano-playing dude with a moon for a head in those 80s McDonald's ads.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


The Dennis System posted:

Animals can't consent.
It's not just that, but it was also kept in captivity and regularly tortured. You'd think they would take this more seriously in this day and age.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

YOSPOS


mind the walrus posted:

It only became widespread knowledge recently, but that actor got his start as the piano-playing dude with a moon for a head in those 80s McDonald's ads.

I laughed my rear end off when I found out about that. Good on the dude for making it big from such ridiculous beginnings.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


The shape of water is whatever vessel you pour it in

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

Colonel Cancer posted:

The shape of water is whatever vessel you pour it in
movie title is a reference to her vaginal cavity gettin filled by his spongey fishdick

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

We don't play games here.

We fucking kill them.



"It's not just about a lady banging a fish! There's a lot more to it!" sounds eerily reminiscent of "She's not a child! She's actually 1000 years old!"

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Come on, fellas, you're losing your heads!



If fish man can get laid there’s hope for us goons

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010

Just discovered and spent 45 mins looking at Baby Foot videos. Anyone know if there's a name for why they are soothing? My fave are when lots of skin gets torn off in one piece.


The shape of water is very interesting. Did you know for example you can turn tap water into holy* water with a drill?

*sorry thats holey.

Manchild King fucked around with this message at Mar 13, 2018 around 11:16

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

Manchild King posted:

The shape of water is very interesting. Did you know for example you can turn tap water into holy* water with a drill?

*sorry thats holey.
daaaaaaaaaad youre embarrassing me!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


steinrokkan posted:

How the creature looked was very important for the movie, imo, and also caring about appearances was the core message of the movie, so this is a great thread

I thought the core message was about how bestiality was absolutely A-ok?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

Michael Shannon was better on Delocated

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I thought the core message was about how bestiality was absolutely A-ok?
It's interspecies erotica, fucko!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

I haven’t watched it yet. Please close this thread until I have, op. Spanks in advance

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

Admire the roses: so beautiful, so delicious.

Shape of Water was extremely hamfisted, way too long and just kind of stupid, which makes it prime oscar-bait.

Why is fish monster loving apparently a thing now? In Cold Skin, another recent movie, they do it with the genders swapped several times throughout the movie and it's more surprise sex-y and it just seems like they are doing it because otherwise the movies are entirely unremarkable. At least cold skin kept me awake though, i'll give it that over shape of water.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

The Shape of Water 2: Cousin Candiru

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

in einer anderen welt


Michael Shannon, specifically in this movie, looks almost exactly like a new manager at my job. He also gets really angry about things and every time he does I imagine him ripping off his decaying fingers and hucking them at a wall.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


So does the fish's dick have gills or what?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


Do you think the fish guy drops those gigantic super long ropey poops like fish do

And how often because he was basically living in a jacuzzi for most of the movie so swimming in he own poo

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

mind the walrus posted:

It only became widespread knowledge recently, but that actor got his start as the piano-playing dude with a moon for a head in those 80s McDonald's ads.

I’d rather watch a movie about a woman lusting after/loving yhe Mac tonight guy

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003

Online!
Stayin' Raw and
Keepin' it Real!


mind the walrus posted:

I just want him to make a straight horror movie again. Is that too much to ask?

What's your problem with gay horror? Sounds bigoted imo

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Do you think the fish guy drops those gigantic super long ropey poops like fish do

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004



it's hilarious to see what these out of touch hollywood lieberals think are the best movies

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet




Breath of the wild got everyone ready to gently caress three giant fishman and this movie swoops in and takes Oscars

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

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You know before I would’ve said “gross” but after watching this movie I can understand this is pure love 💕

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