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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007



does carmella still do that weird submission? I liked the way it looked but it seemed absurdly impractical

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bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Carmella would have been one of the best women workers on the roster less than a decade ago.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

SAVE_US.SD14


The silence that Carmella walks out to is awe inspiring

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007



modern day moola huh

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Carmella has cold, dead eyes

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



PASS THE MASH posted:

We get it. You hate Carmella. Holy poo poo

And after that extended love letter to noted monster Fabulous Moolah, watching Carmella on my TV doesn't really register as pain anymore

mind you, it's also not what I'd call fun, either

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Naomi gonna do the job

e: Also those extensions are obnoxious

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

GrimGypsy posted:

modern day moola huh

All talk, zero substance, just without the whole pimp/surprise sex side gig

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Oh cmon now, Carmella only sucks in ring. She's not a heinous piece of poo poo outside of it(as far as I know) and is at the least a passable promo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


BOOTY-ADE posted:

All talk, zero substance, just without the whole pimp/surprise sex side gig

Big Cass had her outsource that to Enzo

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'm turning you into a snail because I'm racist.


I swear to god hair based offense

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Haha, that sequence was actually pretty great

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


but it lead immediately to Carmella winning somehow?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


"How can we make everyone look as bad as possible in this match"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

lol at the obvious non-push carmella is getting before she cashes in and loses to asuka

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



Carmella’s hair extensions

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

What is WWE's obsession in having the women lose in the most pathetic of ways?




Who the gently caress did Naomi piss off?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012



This anti-women booking is just in honor of the fabulous Moolah.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008



And the crowd goes mild

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Was she supposed to use the ropes there

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

SAVE_US.SD14


Shoenin posted:

What is WWE's obsession in having the women lose in the most pathetic of ways?




Who the gently caress did Naomi piss off?

I think the idea is to make Carmella look better for whenever she jobs on her cash-in. Maybe? I don't know.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'm turning you into a snail because I'm racist.


Professor Funk posted:

I think the idea is to make Carmella look better for whenever she jobs on her cash-in. Maybe? I don't know.

that made her look worse than usual though

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013



what a great main event

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

But at least have her win with her super gooberkick or something.
Not a loving hair pull.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

Professor Funk posted:

I think the idea is to make Carmella look better for whenever she jobs on her cash-in. Maybe? I don't know.

The idea is to book someone to hide their weaknesses, not enhance them

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Don't you dare sing that song, Charlotte, you haven't earned that

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

bobby is the best

bobby number one

ah great, the money

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Shoenin posted:

But at least have her win with her super gooberkick or something.
Not a loving hair pull.

It would be an okay finisher if every woman sold it just like Becky Lynch.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007



go away shane just please go away

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


GO AWAY BRAY SHANE

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

SAVE_US.SD14


BOOTY-ADE posted:

The idea is to book someone to hide their weaknesses, not enhance them

Yeah but Road Dogg is booking Smackdown...I am saying what the goal is not the actual outcome

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


shane is looking puffier than usual

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



I feel like this entire Carmella angle could have been salvaged if, like, maybe the briefcase/the rights were themselves at stake sometimes

Too loving late to do that now, of course, but being able to lose the briefcase would help keep the booking from painting itself into a corner like this

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Boy the crowd don't pop for Shane like they used to

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Stop explaining things Shane, this storyline can't be salvaged

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

OH GOD this lovely storyline is Main Eventing again.
How long has this loving disaster been going on?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

yeah i remember shane being vince's pitbull back in the 90s led to him being a heel then too

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


eat poo poo shane

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Shane surprised they didn't cheer the news that Daniel Bryan will be present... for next week's crowd.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

yaaaaaay

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