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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

- Shane McMahon to make a WrestleMania announcement
- Asuka to make her first SmackDown LIVE appearance after challenging Charlotte Flair
- Big E & Jimmy Uso join forces to take on The Bludgeon Brothers
- AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura’s Road to WrestleMania begins
- How will Randy Orton deal with the target on his back?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

oh gently caress there's a new ready player one trailer

This time it's just Spielberg standing next to a bunch of GI Joe toys pointing and going,"You remember these? These things are in the movie too! That thing you like is in the movie! :haw:"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BIG E is so good.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Amazing :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

mystery b) why is Big E not a multiple-time world champion

His height begins with a 5 and Vince hasn't finished sobbing about that yet.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

if i had been so unscrupulous to write a lovely book of references i could be rich but no i gotta be a perfectionist who can't accept anything less than perfect sentences

We'd all like to think we would be Charlie Kaufman, but know we'd probably be lucky to be Donald Kaufman.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

achillesforever6 posted:

Kid Rock is Faith No More's greatest crime in making white rapping metal a thing

Don't put that evil on Faith No More :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

My favorite thing about Mike Patton is he looks like he’s up to something in every photo he’s in.

If only he and Tajiri could meet.... :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lean Luke is a great look

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This match is cool and good but I wish Jimmy was at least kinda selling his injured arm instead of using it for all his offense

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GrimGypsy posted:

i am very into the bludgeon brothers

The Usos are great
The New Day are great
Lean Luke Harper is great
I have no objection to Rowan's presence.

Yep, gonna be a real good match and also Rowan will be there.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Baron Corbin posted:

i forgot smackdown was on

You missed a fun BIG E/Jimmy Uso vs Bludgeon Brothers match!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo, Rusev/Lana better win tonight

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

achillesforever6 posted:

Honestly this Smackdown has been pretty good, did they finally get rid of Road Dogg as the booker?

Maybe he left the rest of the writers to make the show so he can REALLY concentrate on the Shane McMahon segment later tonight!

:cripes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love how Asuka is always :haw: at other people's promos about how they're totally gonna beat her.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

I cant wait for wrestlemania coats

Seth Rollins gonna wear pants literally made out of fire.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

Oh my god Orton is here to challenge for the women's title!

Congrats to new United States Champion, Asuka.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

Dominos is gross and if you eat it you deserve hell

If you're eating Dominos, you're already in hell.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This is... unsettling.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

... a Singh Brothers distracts, gets knocked down and then Jinder hits the Khallas for the win.

Seriously? :what:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

i hate how every jinder match ends in the same loving way, singh interference into a khallas.

its so loving stupid.

The one time Orton beat Jinder was when out of nowhere in a non-title match they randomly announced the Singh Brothers were banned from ringside, and Orton just casually and easily defeated Jinder in a throwaway match that was never mentioned again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

wanna see something even scarier?

I thought it would be Dan Ackroyd driving an ambulance :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owens has

<clap clap clap>

Legitimate grievances!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God they're playing this video again

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Good. gently caress the GOP.

I agree, but keep politics over in D&D thanks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

You just know the truck monkeys are working on a Margaret Thatcher segment for next week's Raw

Followed by Imelda Marcos (narrated by Snitsky)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BOOTY-ADE posted:

All talk, zero substance, just without the whole pimp/rape side gig

Big Cass had her outsource that to Enzo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, that sequence was actually pretty great

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

:lol: but it lead immediately to Carmella winning somehow? :laffo:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Don't you dare sing that song, Charlotte, you haven't earned that :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Stop explaining things Shane, this storyline can't be salvaged

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shane surprised they didn't cheer the news that Daniel Bryan will be present... for next week's crowd.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

We're gonna have to watch Kevin and Sami sell Shane's punches at Wrestlemania :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus, Sami really drilled the side of Shane's head.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They just pillmanized his throat... he'll be wrestling at Wrestlemania

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shane deserved all of that and Kevin and Sami were in the right.

It's a shame that Shane will be back next week as part of Bryan's announcement it is now a triple threat, and that Kevin and Sami will have to sell his terrible punches, but at least the beatdown tonight was cathartic.

Push El Burrito posted:

You can make it look good without making this sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDu0Istm9PU

Ahahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

EVERYBODY SING THE SONG :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Aphrodite posted:

http://gfycat.com/EveryGaseousGypsymoth


Does Gfycat not embed? I can't keep up.

Oh my God he is the loving worst.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Goddamn if Lana had pinned Charlotte it would have been so wonderful.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rusev laughing at Charlotte's chops :lol:

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