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GreyjoyBastard
Mar 28, 2010



This thread is for TVIV and the Cult of the Needle. Enjoy.

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pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.



All hail the Needle!

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001
Charmingly half-ass.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive...l-election.html

Since the OP didn't post it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

themrguy
Dec 15, 2008


COUNT THOSE GODDAMN VOTES I NEED MY FIX

sharkbomb
Feb 8, 2005




For the Alabama senate election the NYTimes and 538 were doing running commentary and analysis. Anything like that for this race, or is it too podunk to warrant that?

I need my FIX of hot takes while watching the needle.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Literal Nazi

What're you calling lowcontent, assface?

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo BRAINS


My parents both voted.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

All glory to the HypnoNeedle.

AhhYes
Dec 1, 2004

* Click *


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-NEEDLE

Lol goddamn. Neatly in a row.

Seph
Jul 12, 2004
Mr. Monotone

Any exit polls? I can't find anything.

Rex-Goliath
Nov 12, 2016

HIS ROYAL MAJESTY


Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)


MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD
HE IS JITTERING UP THE PERCENTAGES WHERE THE ODDS OF WRATH ARE STORED
HE HATH LOOSED THE FATEFUL HAPPENING OF HIS TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD
HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON!

GLORY, GLORY HAIL THE NEEEDLE!
GLORY, GLORY HAIL THE NEEEDLE!
GLORY, GLORY HAIL THE NEEEDLE!
HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON!

(quoting myself from the last time we needled together).

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

results coming in 5 minutes

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012


LET THE BLOOD FLOW.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!


An evening with the needle in one hand and a bowl in the other. Tonight I'm gonna be puffing on some Sour Urkle. (Just enjoying the freedoms of living in Oregon). What are ya'll fellow addicts pregaming with while you wait for the needle to get going?

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001
Charmingly half-ass.

Seph posted:

Any exit polls? I can't find anything.

I've seen rumors that it's Lamb by 4, which explains why Republicans are already doing damage control. We'll see though.

GreyjoyBastard
Mar 28, 2010



Prester Jane posted:

An evening with the needle in one hand and a bowl in the other. Tonight I'm gonna be puffing on some Sour Urkle. (Just enjoying the freedoms of living in Oregon). What are ya'll pregaming with while you wait for the needle to get going?

Been sipping at a decent but not fantastic pecan porter for the last hour.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001
Charmingly half-ass.

Prester Jane posted:

An evening with the needle in one hand and a bowl in the other. Tonight I'm gonna be puffing on some Sour Urkle. (Just enjoying the freedoms of living in Oregon). What are ya'll pregaming with while you wait for the needle to get going?

It's a two buck chuck kind of night.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.


Office Pig
Aug 1, 2010

YAY!


Prester Jane posted:

An evening with the needle in one hand and a bowl in the other. Tonight I'm gonna be puffing on some Sour Urkle. (Just enjoying the freedoms of living in Oregon). What are ya'll pregaming with while you wait for the needle to get going?

Dreams of fireballs racing across the sky

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011


Will trump be 6-0 after tonight or 5-0? Tune in and find out!

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014



Rick Saccone tortured people at Abu Ghraib.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

I'm all in on this night being yet another bloodletting for the worst people imaginable.

sharkbomb
Feb 8, 2005




Special elections are my favorite way to learn the geography of random rear end parts of the United States

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat


HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING?!

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.



I hadn't really appreciated this before, but good god look at the shape of that district. gently caress gerrymandering.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

As a reminder, if you want your needle to jitter in your hands like the addict you are, hit the hyperlink in the small print under the needle.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



Every time I see this pic I expect him to be throwing lightning in a Quake 1 map.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005

by R. Guyovich



Instruction for a JEB?

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.


farraday posted:

As a reminder, if you want your needle to jitter in your hands like the addict you are, hit the hyperlink in the small print under the needle.
So is the jitter even based on anything, or is it just random? Because with jitter on the needle is moving when there's not even any votes in.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/sta...8264216577?s=20

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Saladin Rising posted:

So is the jitter even based on anything, or is it just random? Because with jitter on the needle is moving when there's not even any votes in.

It's to show uncertainty, not based on any numbers, just visually.

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.



Saladin Rising posted:

So is the jitter even based on anything, or is it just random? Because with jitter on the needle is moving when there's not even any votes in.
Seriouspost: the more it jitters, the less certain it is about our fates. Right now there are no votes in so it's jittering everywhere.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Rad Bird


Push El Burrito posted:

HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING?!

Can't stop. Won't stop. Doesn't know how to stop.

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000


I expect it will take a little longer for the results to come in because of all the write-ins for Jeb!

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.



AND THE FIRST WARD GOES TO THE LAMB BY A WHOPPING 35 VOTES!

Lote
Aug 5, 2001


pumpinglemma posted:

All hail the Needle!

The needle demands sacrifice and it is a trickster. Our only hope is that death is swift.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002



It's over, dems take the house 438 or whatever to 0 come midterms

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