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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


There is actually a lot of fam friendly poo poo in Vegas if you donít curse. Did the nyny roller coaster today. Zippline Tomm

Ideas?

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

Burt Sexual posted:

There is actually a lot of fam friendly poo poo in Vegas if you donít curse. Did the nyny roller coaster today. Zippline Tomm

Ideas?

Vegas is fun as hell. Stand-up comics, theme casinos with rides in them, musicals and shows. It's pretty fuckin' great, and it was greater when Star Trek: The Experience was still there (RIP). However, you should definitely hit up the strip joint.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


Iíll post first. Snappers have went way down in count since last year. At the cosmo if u want a drink.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


Bogus Adventure posted:

Vegas is fun as hell. Stand-up comics, theme casinos with rides in them, musicals and shows. It's pretty fuckin' great, and it was greater when Star Trek: The Experience was still there (RIP). However, you should definitely hit up the strip joint.

I spent 500 on a mandalay Michael Jackson tribute by cirq de sole instead. gently caress my life choices.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure

There's a pretty good Mexican joint there called the Pink Taco (lol). I wish I was in Vegas, but I am about half a world away from it. Have fun, though.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


Jose will probe me for this thread..

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Why are you in vegas and posting on SomethingAwful

Also the correct answer is Escorts on the Ferris Wheel.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


What is fam?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Pay a stripper to give you a lap dance on the ferris wheel.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



You can gently caress a really hot prostitute for $125 in Las Vegas

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why are you in vegas and posting on SomethingAwful

Also the correct answer is Escorts on the Ferris Wheel.

I lost hard my first round need better rain man skillz

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


numberoneposter posted:

You can gently caress a really hot prostitute for $125 in Las Vegas

My wife costs more than that. Thx for the reminder

Caufman
May 7, 2007



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why are you in vegas and posting on SomethingAwful

We are his family.

Peter Daou Bundy
Dec 29, 2006
You lying piece of shit. I'm watching QVC, eating cereal and buying this avatar. After I finish I'll probably watch some Earth Final Conflict, it's only my second watching of it, well third of the first season maybe second. Okay thanks for listening.

if you aren't gambling why are you in vegas

just go gamble

jesus christ

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


Caufman posted:

We are his family.

Mom?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


Peter Daou Bundy posted:

if you aren't gambling why are you in vegas

just go gamble

jesus christ

Please read the brief, yet informative op. Next

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



hoover dam is legit cool, and you can swim in lake mead

from experience ive swam to the bouy where you arnt supposed to swim anymore and then barely made it back to shore because of the lake chop lol

Caufman
May 7, 2007




If you need me to be, Burt.

ps. I hosed all your classmates.

Peter Daou Bundy
Dec 29, 2006
You lying piece of shit. I'm watching QVC, eating cereal and buying this avatar. After I finish I'll probably watch some Earth Final Conflict, it's only my second watching of it, well third of the first season maybe second. Okay thanks for listening.

Burt Sexual posted:

Please read the brief, yet informative op. Next

how is gambling not family friendly

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


numberoneposter posted:

hoover dam is legit cool, and you can swim in lake mead

from experience ive swam to the bouy where you arnt supposed to swim anymore and then barely made it back to shore because of the lake chop lol

Was going to take a chopper ride out there, then one crashed last month. Chicken poo poo girl. Too long of drive, Miss out on poast time

We took a limo ride instead on the strip and went to a mass shooting site to see a pedophile acrobatic tribute.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008





You went with the strippers, right OP?

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013

"You get no thanks from your belly - it always forgets what you've just done for it and comes begging again the next day."


As a kid I loved walking through all the themed hotels and magic shows and the Circus Circus buffet, also I am fat but yeah it was actually a neat place as a kid even if I didnt understand why I couldnt gamble

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


How were you able to change your posting style to stop being so banal and awful when your name changed, no one else has pulled that off

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008



Gamble away all your savings and blame it on the children.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006



numberoneposter posted:

You can gently caress a really hot prostitute for $125 in Las Vegas

So the Mexican to US exchange rate is 5:1. Good to know.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

I remember some mega-arcade just off the strip, had all the latest and greatest arcade games, and a lot of traditional old favorites. With a handful of friends that was a fun way to kill a couple hours in the afternoon; when taking a break from tables, booze, strippers.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


Sid Vicious posted:

How were you able to change your posting style to stop being so banal and awful when your name changed, no one else has pulled that off

Come again, sid?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Internetjack posted:

I remember some mega-arcade just off the strip, had all the latest and greatest arcade games, and a lot of traditional old favorites. With a handful of friends that was a fun way to kill a couple hours in the afternoon; when taking a break from tables, booze, strippers.

Slot machine or arcade, you're still putting quarters in a machine that won't give you anything back.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



go see those magic german fucks

Sigfried and Roy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Aida Cuevas is my Ranchera Princess


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Slot machine or arcade, you're still putting quarters in a machine that won't give you anything back.

Those video poker games at the bar are a rip and a half.

20$ in and betting 1$ to get compd just lmao I just paid 20 for a bud light!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

You can gently caress a really hot prostitute for $125 in Las Vegas

Define "really hot", 1000 words or more plz

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

ill be there Sunday and next week for a conference and will gamble heavily at craps tables because thatís where the fun is

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

Burt Sexual posted:

Those video poker games at the bar are a rip and a half.

20$ in and betting 1$ to get compd just lmao I just paid 20 for a bud light!

dude wtf are u doing, gamble where you can socialize not fuckin video poker

are u one of those guys that plays the automated blackjack with hot dealers on the screen

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

If you have the gambling habits of an old man like me, off the strip is the best bet. I play the slots at Samís Town and have done ok.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

go to the sports book and you bet a few dollars for the favorite to show on whatever horse race is coming up and you get a drink ticket then you pretty much always get your money back

we did that once when we were doing an nfl Sunday sports book day and realized the one weird trick that made it cheaper to drink while watching our hosed up 10 bet parleys and individual game bets pay out

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004



Make sure to get one of those really gross yards of sugary crap then get some of those prostitue cards from the guys walking around going "pussy pussy pussy"

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

We don't play games here.

We fucking kill them.



Icochet posted:

Gamble away all your savings and blame it on the children.

Strip-club away all your savings and blame it on gambling.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005
SEXUAL DYNAMO

Burt Sexual posted:

There is actually a lot of fam friendly poo poo in Vegas if you donít curse. Did the nyny roller coaster today. Zippline Tomm

Ideas?

Get at least the 6 gun package at shootlasvegas.com. You'll have a blast & will want to go back. Go Burt, it's some manly poo poo. They will pick you up in a limo & give you the pics for free. Most everything can go full-auto if you want to waste ammo. I recommend asking for the mini-gun but get the extra ammo cuz that poo poo goes quick.

Manly poo poo my brother.

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Nerses IV
May 4, 2007
ASK ME ABOUT HITLER'S COURAGE AND HOW I FEEL ABOUT MUSLIMS

Country music festivals are a good time but remember to stay low and keep moving

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

FUCK FEMINISM I BELIEVE IN HUMAN RIGHTS...FOR ALL!


Honestly the best gambling is to hire a hooker and pay the extra $50 for not wearing a condom.

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