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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

you forgot to include "Ma Deuce" into it which triggers me

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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

All I know is that it would behoove you all to notionally PMCS yourself on your LDRSHIP and JJDIDTIEBUCKLE traits to be good to go and limit lack of heart good to go?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

During an APFT 2 miler me and a battle buddy decided to buddy rush the run together as we learned during red phase of OSUT 19D Cav school in Fox troop 5-15. Upon half ways to the rally point at the end of the course one of the Non Com's lit up a cig and behooved me to take the cigarette, essentially a change of command for the cigarette. I mustered all the heart in my run and took charge of the cigarette as one would sign for sensitive gear. I gave it all i got, completed the course in 11:45 and ran past the SMAJ and BN CO with a cigarette in my mouth, probably a solid quarter click away from the second fastest motivator.

Upon finishing, heat rounds were directed at me with knife hands being shot at a rate higher than a 240B submerged in CLP.

That next drill, I was awarded the coveted Physical Fitness badge and an AAM for Specialist Piss's outstanding professional skill, knowledge, and leadership aided in achieving the highest PFT in the company.

HOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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