Have I been lied to my entire life or what

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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Is it "nobody does it like Sarah Lee" or "nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee" is this what if feels like to take the blue pill

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:37

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# ? Jul 14, 2025 09:07

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Lowtax posted:

Is it "nobody does it like Sarah Lee" or "nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee" is this what if feels like to take the blue pill

the former op. hth.

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:39

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 9 years!)

yos...pos?

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:44

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

President Beep posted:

the former op. hth.

what

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:45

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Lowtax posted:

what

so which one is it

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:47

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

there's a Futurama episode where they do a parody of it and in the commentary they confirm it's "nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:48

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

i like the sarah lee operating system. it's much better than linus

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:48

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

in regards to your first question yes you most certainly have

in regards to your second question it's the latter

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:49

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

indigi posted:

there's a Futurama episode where they do a parody of it and in the commentary they confirm it's "nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"

and then the dog died

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:49

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

oops. looks like i was wrong. tbh i didn�t base my answer on anything. sorry lowtax.

:shrug:

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:52

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Lowtax posted:

and then the dog died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Ty3O0Vac4

# ? Mar 15, 2018 22:53

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

what does soyboy mean??
is it short for soulja boy tell them? i dont thjnk its short for that, however: maybe it is short for that ??

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:04

Twinty Zuleps: May 10, 2008; by R. Guyovich; Lipstick Apathy

obstipator posted:

what does soyboy mean??
is it short for soulja boy tell them? i dont thjnk its short for that, however: maybe it is short for that ??

some of the internet decided people werent allowed to say human being anymore but the rest of the internet still wanted to so they made a codephrase

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:10

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Wulfolme posted:

some of the internet decided people werent allowed to say human being anymore but the rest of the internet still wanted to so they made a codephrase

lol

if you have your daily doses of soylent, will that tranformigate you into a soyboy?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:13

Twinty Zuleps: May 10, 2008; by R. Guyovich; Lipstick Apathy

obstipator posted:

lol

if you have your daily doses of soylent, will that tranformigate you into a soyboy?

lol if you think soylent uses real soy

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:16

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Wulfolme posted:

lol if you think soylent uses real soy

they wouldnt lie about their nutritional facts would they???! no, no, no. i refuse to beleieve that the meal replacement known as soylent lacks fundamental ingredients like soy. its in the name!!

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:17

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Wulfolme posted:

lol if you think soylent uses real soy

we replicated the nondelicious untaste of soy with a patented blend of cobalt and americium ethically upcycled from Samsung batteries and old smoke detectors

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:25

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

obstipator posted:

they wouldnt lie about their nutritional facts would they???! no, no, no. i refuse to beleieve that the meal replacement known as soylent lacks fundamental ingredients like soy. its in the name!!

more like soyless

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

soylish

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:43

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Systems of Operation You Bought Online, YOSPOS

# ? Mar 16, 2018 00:58

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

time to sit down with a nice hot cup of soykaf

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:00

Tatsujin: Apr 26, 2004; EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN

Phoenixan posted:

time to sit down with a nice hot cup of soykaf

hope you brought your own towels im cleaned out this month

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:01

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

I went to high school with a girl named Sarah Lee. she was cute. she hated that jingle. I hope this helps op.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:05

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

obstipator posted:

what does soyboy mean??

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:19

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

indigi posted:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU

not really; I just wanted to do the Soulja Boy Tell'em "you" from his classic hit, Crank Dat

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:20

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

That is a repetitive advert, is that Greg Morris lurking midway through?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iirw147LHkQ

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:23

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Is this a porn thing or a food thing?

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:32

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Is this a porn thing or a food thing?

all soyboys are cucks

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:38

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

i'm sort of worried that lowtax is going to do a donald trump and delete yospos to prove that he's still tough or whatever.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:53

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I'm sort of worried that he's never gonna draw my goddamn space ship

# ? Mar 16, 2018 01:55

I HAVE GOUT: Nov 23, 2017

Theres no evidence that soy turns u into a soyboy. But, asians eat soy and they have tiny dicks, no height to them, no muscles, ugly faces, and can only see in widescreen. So its best to steer clear of the soy just to be safe.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 16, 2018 02:16

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

wow just wow

# ? Mar 16, 2018 02:17

roboshit: Apr 4, 2009

doesn�t Sarah lee make frying pans or something...that�s not computers

# ? Mar 16, 2018 02:28

Farmdizzle: May 26, 2009; Hagel satan; Grimey Drawer

I HAVE GOUT posted:

can only see in widescreen

oh my god

# ? Mar 16, 2018 02:51

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; bernard stieglers noetic processes of proletarization and the pharmakon, debord's spectacle, and even baudrillardian ideas of simulacra of signifiers and language are basically cybernetics.

I HAVE GOUT posted:

Theres no evidence that soy turns u into a soyboy. But, asians eat soy and they have tiny dicks, no height to them, no muscles, ugly faces, and can only see in widescreen. So its best to steer clear of the soy just to be safe.

hmm checks out

# ? Mar 16, 2018 02:55

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

I HAVE GOUT posted:

Theres no evidence that soy turns u into a soyboy. But, asians eat soy and they have tiny dicks, no height to them, no muscles, ugly faces, and can only see in widescreen. So its best to steer clear of the soy just to be safe.

probably the most racist post i've seen in BOYSONLY

# ? Mar 16, 2018 02:58

homercles: Feb 14, 2010

good good

# ? Mar 16, 2018 03:08

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

I HAVE GOUT posted:

Theres no evidence that soy turns u into a soyboy. But, asians eat soy and they have tiny dicks, no height to them, no muscles, ugly faces, and can only see in widescreen. So its best to steer clear of the soy just to be safe.