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obstipator posted:just realized ur most recent ban is topical and it made me laugh really hard. such amazing forethought! yeh its good
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I AM A ANIME NERD AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN YOU CAN JUST BUGGER OFF....I LOVE ANIME AND VIDEO GAMES....IF YOU DON'T THEN DON'T TALK TO ME
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Same but tokusatsu, which is even nerdier
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I wonder if they updated his prime directives
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lowtax: "I never asked for this"
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man, it'd be a pretty nice level of cyberpunk if the first level of human augmentation was to let lowtax ban a user before the actual content of the post was allowed to reach his conscious mind he'd probably be able to fire all the admins and just have a continuous scrolling window of all posts made play across his vision radium is the architect of this new reality, you all know it
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:lowtax: "I never asked for this" but enough about the uwe boll boxing match!
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:man, it'd be a pretty nice level of cyberpunk if the first level of human augmentation was to let lowtax ban a user before the actual content of the post was allowed to reach his conscious mind very cool that lowtax now has this installed what os do you think lowtax’s spine is running? probably windows?? hopefully his wifi drivers get updated so we can get some updates from the man himself ![]()
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obstipator posted:very cool that lowtax now has this installed can he play games on it?
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this just in lowtax’s new spine has become infected with the wannacry virus and will not allow him to walk or control his bowels without first paying 2 bitcoins
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I want to be rich enough that if I'm too loaded to tweet I've already paid someone to take a picture of me and post it as OC
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Oh finally no posts from TW today ~new alert on phone~ ~twitter just displays a picture of my completely drugged unconscious face~
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Is Lowtax OK?
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Anal Del Raytheon posted:Is Lowtax OK? He is alive. Was he ever OK? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3853054&pagenumber=1 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3853177&pagenumber=1
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im glad lowtax got his hosed up back worked on. hope it’s gonna be better now. ![]()
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thanks for the soyboy forum shoutout in the announcement lowtax. really glad to have the linux picture in that announcmetn
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congrats on your spine OP
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obstipator posted:thanks for the soyboy forum shoutout in the announcement lowtax. really glad to have the linux picture in that announcmetn the best part of that picture is that it looks like a dad and his biological sons
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i, on the other hand, have not been lied to my entire life. my parents were very...forthcoming when it came to the cruel truths of existence. from the time i could comprehend human speech i have understood that entities such as santa claus, the easter bunny, and whom the christians refer to as jesus the messiah are nothing but fiction, meant to coddle the minds of the weak. it was also made very clear to me early on that not only would my progenitors one day die, but that i too was but a temporary mote of consciousness in this careless, brutal universe. this gift of cold, indifferent understanding that was bestowed upon me by my mother and father have helped make me a far superior person than the other life forms on this planet with whom i ostensibly share a species cohort. not bothering to waste my brief time in this plane wrapped in the warm, deceptive blanket of fantasy and self denial. i am a—and likely the—truly self-actualized human. the rest of you? well, you all enjoy bumbling around for a few score years until your maltreated carcasses eventually give out.
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except for that loving sarah lee thing! seriously, i would’ve bet my left nut that it was “nobody does it like”! gently caress!
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frankly, this whole "no leftover spine parts" thing just smacks of bullshit. if you're being lied to it's there. i mean, what did they even take out then? no, you keep an eye on ebay for the next little while, see if you don't see some "lightly used vertebrae, owned by former internet personality" pop up
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the spinal column is the ideal starter to begin the cloning process. someone out there is making their own lowtax
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great, in 40 years the market will be flooded with cheap chinese clones
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The Management posted:the spinal column is the ideal starter to begin the cloning process. someone out there is making their own lowtax why?
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Ciaphas posted:why? they were to busy figuring out if they could, they never bothered to consider if they should
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the only remaining flaw in radiums plan for titan is the perishable fleshy nature of the site owner, but now things are coming together
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lowtax as a service
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The Management posted:the spinal column is the ideal starter to begin the cloning process. someone out there is making their own lowtax will ebaums stop at nothing?
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i propose we institute a watermark tattoo on all of lowtaxs parts to prevent this type of theft in the future
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Agile Vector posted:will ebaums stop at nothing?
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Agile Vector posted:will ebaums stop at nothing?
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Agile Vector posted:will ebaums stop at nothing?
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Agile Vector posted:will ebaums stop at nothing?
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Counting down the days until NordVPN hosted ![]()
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lol how have you been here for right years without getting vouched?
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:lol how have you been here for right years without getting vouched? ![]()
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:lol how have you been here for right years without getting vouched? ![]()
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