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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/16/ski-lift-sends-people-flying-chairlift-goes-control-7393217/

Seriously are you a horrible jerk if you laugh at this carnage?

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I'm fascinated that something breaking makes it go faster

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I expect way better engineering out of Georgia

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



There was little upside to skiing in my mind anyway so the fact your may be murdered by a skilift pretty much put skiing on the shitlist for life.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
lol

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
I laughed. It's me, I'm the horrible jerk.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

The Croc posted:

There was little upside to skiing in my mind anyway so the fact your may be murdered by a skilift pretty much put skiing on the shitlist for life.

Every one of my friends who skis has a horrific injury story.

I also laughed at the video.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I didn’t laugh but I don’t think you should feel bad if you did :shrug:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Krycek posted:

I laughed. It's me, I'm the horrible jerk.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Watch it with this in the background for hard mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCDLW7n53A

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Yea I chuckled

Willias
Sep 3, 2008
I laughed at the people being thrown off the lift, but I hope the person at 0:45 is okay. :ohdear:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
There's a better video out there somewhere. I'm sure someone will find and post it.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Motherfuckin pay dirt for every skier with the wits to take a hard dive off the malfunctioning ski lift.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
no one died so its not funny

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

Watch it with this in the background for hard mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyCDLW7n53A

holy poo poo

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
Skiing owns a lot, but holy poo poo how did that even happen, and better yet why was a pregnant woman skiing? JFC

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's wrong to laugh at my penis. I DEMAND THAT MY PENIS BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Voltage posted:

better yet why was a pregnant woman skiing? JFC

Because she didn't want to be pregnant anymore?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I'm fascinated that something breaking makes it go faster

Someone never played Roller Coaster Tycoon

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Alternative musical accompaniment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMcQi9sQrI

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Made! In Georgia.


Legit lolled at this

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
The people at 0:15 gave me a hearty chuckle.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Lololol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's always morally good to laugh at the misfortune of the rich, OP.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
(The chair with four people hit the turn and go flying.)

WHEEE!

(Did the zipline-of-death goon design this thing?)

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0neNZ3CmbGM

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

no one died so its not funny

people got fliped around, it was funny

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

people got fliped around, it was funny

Sae m

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The internet is a weird place

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Chairlifts have braking systems to prevent this. Remember that a loaded chairlift is completely loaded on one side and if the control fails, all the weight is going to drive the thing in reverse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwPP4i7ENvQ

That said: lmbo

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

its all nice on rice posted:

Made! In Georgia.


Legit lolled at this

it good

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I want you to masturbate a gigantic load into my baseball cap and then roughly shove that poo poo on my head...hot mayonaise just squirting out the rim from the pressure...then it runs down my face, my hair...getting stuck in my eyelashes...i taste the saltiness as it reaches my lips. you come in for a kiss and our tongues just explore eachothers mouths, all covered in your seed and looking like a couple of snails mating in slime

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Truly horrifying! Not only was I not laughing; I wept at the sound of the onlooker's screams. Keep chairs non-mechanical and call the cops on OP IMHO

Tax Oddity
Apr 8, 2007

The love cannon has a very short range, about 2 feet, so you're inevitably out of range. I have to close the distance.
I laughed more when 9/11 happened, I just really enjoyed seeing people fall and/or burn to death. But this was a hoot as well!

This might be one of the sickest threads I've read, ya'll are hosed up.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tax Oddity posted:

I laughed more when 9/11 happened, I just really enjoyed seeing people fall and/or burn to death. But this was a hoot as well!

This might be one of the sickest threads I've read, ya'll are hosed up.

lol gently caress off

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Out of respect for Georgia or wherever this happened I’m going to probate whoever posts the letter g or a from here-on out

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Aesop Poprock posted:

Out of respect for Georgia or wherever this happened I’m going to probate whoever posts the letter g or a from here-on out

Why do this?

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