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It's that time again! Teams have unwrapped most of their shiny new free agents, the Combine is a memory, and we find ourselves in the wasteland of endless mock drafts and trade speculation. So why not pass the time trying to predict the future and get inside our favorite GMs' heads? Welcome to the 2018 Goon Draft! The Rules Each team will have one poster as its GM, responsible for making the picks. Teams are first come first serve. War rooms are fine, so long as there is a designated spokesperson. The clock on each pick is 24 hours, at which point if the spokesperson has not made a pick I will make one for them. No trades will be allowed, as they just tend to complicate things and previous drafts have run much more efficiently without them. If you just want to take part and don’t care which team you get, post and I’ll assign you to a team that might not have any other takers. Here's the first round draft order: 1. Cleveland Browns Ches Neckbeard 2. New York Giants MrLogan 3. New York Jets mcmagic 4. Cleveland Browns Ches Neckbeard 5. Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE 6. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula 7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 8. Chicago Bears mastershakeman 9. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge 10. Oakland Raiders warcrimes 11. Miami Dolphins Amy Pole Her 12. Buffalo Bills fsif 13. Washington Redskins DaFrugalGamer 14. Green Bay Packers zimbomonkey 15. Arizona Cardinals Metapod 16. Baltimore Ravens Sad King Billy 17. Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape 18. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy 19. Dallas Cowboys incompetent 20. Detroit Lions Acebuckeye13 21. Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting 22. Buffalo Bills fsif 23. Los Angeles Rams Play 24. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama 25. Tennessee Titans Demon Of The Fall 26. Atlanta Falcons korrandark 27. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito 28. Pittsburgh SteelersThe Puppy Bowl 29. Jacksonville Jaguars a patagonian cavy 30. Minnesota Vikings Dubious 31. New England Patriots Coldforge 32. Philadelphia Eagles Diqnol No first rounder, so sad Houston Texans Sad King Billy Kansas City Chiefs Eltoasto Once the teams are full we'll get this thing going, hopefully in a week or so. Claim your teams, and claim your glory! ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Apr 1, 2018 |
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Mar 17, 2018 01:32
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I'll take cinci
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Mar 17, 2018 01:41
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Claiming the Saints so I can get my QB.
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Mar 17, 2018 01:42
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Broncos. I don't mind co-owner either
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Mar 17, 2018 01:47
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D A L L A S
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Mar 17, 2018 01:58
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I'll take the Will happily accept input from others, with the understanding that I'll ignore it completely and pick someone entirely unsuitable and overrated.
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Mar 17, 2018 02:10
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Bills!
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Mar 17, 2018 02:27
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I will take a unclaimed team, with a preference for the Texans.
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Mar 17, 2018 02:40
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As a fan of the San Diego Chargers, I'll take the Los Angeles Chargers
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Mar 17, 2018 02:43
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I'll take the Detroit Lions, since no matter how bad I pick I'll still probably end with a better track record than Matt Millen.
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Mar 17, 2018 02:44
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I'll take the Carolina Panthers
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Mar 17, 2018 03:49
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I'll take the Los Angeles Rams, and I also would prefer to share these demanding responsibilities with a kindred soul.
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Mar 17, 2018 03:51
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Play posted:I'll take the Los Angeles Rams, and I also would prefer to share these demanding responsibilities with a kindred soul. I would be more than happy to recommend players for you, good sir! This same offer applies to whoever takes the Seahawks or Cardinals 
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Mar 17, 2018 03:55
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Jets
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Mar 17, 2018 04:21
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I can do the Seahawks, sure.
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Mar 17, 2018 08:04
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Eagles baby
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Mar 17, 2018 09:45
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The mighty, mighty Oakland Raiders.
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Mar 17, 2018 11:31
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I'll do the Cards again this year, unless an actual fan wants to do it for them.
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Mar 17, 2018 14:02
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Gimmie my Brownies.
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Mar 17, 2018 20:42
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Broncos. I don't mind co-owner either i'll be your right-hand dong
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Mar 18, 2018 06:28
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If no phins posters want Miami I'll take them.
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Mar 18, 2018 08:06
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zimbomonkey posted:If no phins posters want Miami I'll take them. I’m late to the party so if you want them I’ll gladly let you. Otherwise i will
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Mar 18, 2018 17:34
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If someone who is a #1 Bears fan doesn't want to take it (or someone who is more in depth on the draft picks knowledge than me) wants to take the Bears pick, they can take it... Otherwise, as someone who has the bears as their second favorite team due to location of birth, but has been out of the loop this last year due to work both on the Bears and the draft I'll take the Chicago Bears.
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Mar 18, 2018 20:04
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zimbomonkey posted:If no phins posters want Miami I'll take them. Would you be interested in drafting for another team, since Amy Pole Her seems willing to take Miami? Still plenty of fine options!
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Mar 18, 2018 20:11
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Amy Pole Her posted:I’m late to the party so if you want them I’ll gladly let you. Otherwise i will ugh
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Mar 18, 2018 20:58
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Did you want Miami?
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Mar 18, 2018 22:25
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Amy Pole Her posted:Did you want Miami? No. But please don't take your full 24 hours for every pick this year. 
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Mar 18, 2018 23:20
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warcrimes posted:No. But please don't take your full 24 hours for every pick this year. I don’t mind sitting it out if it’s that important to you Edit lol we have the lowest participation in tff history and sister fucker over here is already whining about people taking too long lololol Edit 2 sorry sister fucker implies accomplishment Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Mar 18, 2018 |
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Mar 18, 2018 23:33
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That being said I’m open to a war room as always. We can take a full 24 hours to ensure we protect Miami’s future Super Bowl victories with our fake dying forum mock draft
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Mar 18, 2018 23:37
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Hmm are the pats still open? I might be able to do it if we bump the time limit to more like 48hrs, kinda busy these days
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Mar 18, 2018 23:40
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Amy Pole Her posted:I don’t mind sitting it out if it’s that important to you Amy Pole Her posted:That being said I’m open to a war room as always. Nice meltdown.
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Mar 18, 2018 23:47
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Ill taje The Redskins
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Mar 18, 2018 23:48
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gimme them ravens
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Mar 18, 2018 23:48
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Give me Arizona
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Mar 18, 2018 23:49
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Phobeste posted:Hmm are the pats still open? I might be able to do it if we bump the time limit to more like 48hrs, kinda busy these days 24 hours is a pretty firm rule, just to keep things moving. The Pats are still available and I would encourage you to sign up. Even if you can't follow the thread very closely it's not hard to check in once every day or two to see where we're at, and if you do that you likely won't miss your pick. If you have PMs I'm also pretty (in)famous for obsessively letting people know when it's their turn.
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Mar 18, 2018 23:51
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ShakeZula posted:24 hours is a pretty firm rule, just to keep things moving. The Pats are still available and I would encourage you to sign up. Even if you can't follow the thread very closely it's not hard to check in once every day or two to see where we're at, and if you do that you likely won't miss your pick. If you have PMs I'm also pretty (in)famous for obsessively letting people know when it's their turn. Sure I'll give it a go sign me up for the Patriots
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Mar 19, 2018 00:00
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Give me packets
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Mar 19, 2018 00:01
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Because my cat team is taken I'll happily take the Jaguars
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Mar 19, 2018 00:01
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warcrimes posted:Nice meltdown. Lol Man you really live for this poo poo huh ShakeZula posted:24 hours is a pretty firm rule, just to keep things moving. The Pats are still available and I would encourage you to sign up. Even if you can't follow the thread very closely it's not hard to check in once every day or two to see where we're at, and if you do that you likely won't miss your pick. If you have PMs I'm also pretty (in)famous for obsessively letting people know when it's their turn. Listen we’ve got nothing to do maybe shorten it to 3 hours please - an actual poster on this forum lol
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I'm officially designating Amy Pole Her for the Dolphins and Sad King Billy for the Texans
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