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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Coldforge posted:

Repetition is essential to comedy, I guess.

I think I need more coffee

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ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

zimbomonkey posted:

You just did it though...

Yeah, I caved in an effort to avoid making yet another pick for a team.

He's responsible for putting that pick in the picks thread though. I obviously can't "move it over there," and until it's in that thread it's not official and that player is still up for grabs.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Alright guys, I know we're all just counting down the days until we get to see what fresh hilarity FrugalGamer has in store for us, but let's try and get this thing back on track.

zimbomonkey is on the clock

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

One goon draft down, one more to go. :D

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm just going to give op a few picks this time to make sure my pick is made.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm just going to give op a few picks this time to make sure my pick is made.

That's cool, but I went ahead and made zimbo's pick so you can make yours at any time if you like

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Yarp.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I don't know where to post this but I think it would be fun to mix up the goon draft by making our own draft order rules.

Like.


Worst 3 teams get the top 3 picks as usual.
Super bowl team gets last pick as usual.

But then make a randomized order for everyone else, plus throw the worst 3 teams in so they get two 1st rounders.

IDK maybe it's dumb but I think the novelty of it would freshen things up a bit.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I don't know where to post this but I think it would be fun to mix up the goon draft by making our own draft order rules.

Like.


Worst 3 teams get the top 3 picks as usual.
Super bowl team gets last pick as usual.

But then make a randomized order for everyone else, plus throw the worst 3 teams in so they get two 1st rounders.

IDK maybe it's dumb but I think the novelty of it would freshen things up a bit.

People actually making their picks before twelve hours are up and not being dumb jackasses would be the most welcome and novel change imo :banjo:

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Coldforge posted:

People actually making their picks before twelve hours are up and not being dumb jackasses would be the most welcome and novel change imo :banjo:

Same. I've been apart of this for like 5 years and this year is by far the biggest poo poo-show. Sucks because the fun is sucked out of a normally fun event.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Coldforge posted:

People actually making their picks before twelve hours are up and not being dumb jackasses would be the most welcome and novel change imo :banjo:

Please. It’s 24 hours. It’s v important you take your time and think it through.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

I do appreciate you guys who come back every year and take it seriously. Having so much carryover also kind of gives it a sense of history and continuity that I like, and of course makes this thing easier and more fun to manage.

It sucks that we got some trolls in it this year, and I'm not really sure what's going on with Amy Pole Her, but I'm still having fun and I think most of the trouble is behind us.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He said 12 hours when it’s actually 24.

I made all my picks within time just as ordered by WarCrimes!!!

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

ShakeZula posted:

It sucks that we got some trolls in it this year, and I'm not really sure what's going on with Amy Pole Her, but I'm still having fun and I think most of the trouble is behind us.

I expected DFG to cause trouble as soon as I saw his name.

Houston better have some first round picks next year.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh wait serious post -

How are you guys surprised this went to poo poo the moment WarCrimes started whining about 24 hrs/pick?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I blame our dogs for missing my first pick. But I appreciate y'all going with the tried and true Bengals strategy of "gently caress it, draft the dude from Georgia."

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Oh wait serious post -

How are you guys surprised this went to poo poo the moment WarCrimes started whining about 24 hrs/pick?

As I recall it was one post, and it only really seemed to bother you V:confused:V

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
You missed my point. Of course theyre going to gently caress with you guys after it’s known some people get *real angry*

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I’d be surprised if anyone was more than annoyed tho

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Diqnol posted:

I’d be surprised if anyone was more than annoyed tho

Any negative reaction means you’re fuming mad tho

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The trick is to always be mad

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Everyone who was late with picks owes Coldforge a personal apology jfc

Edit whoops gently caress

Seriously yes. And it had better be a handwritten note, preferably on the (scented) NFL stationary of your 2018 Goon Draft team.

You can mail it to:

Paul J. Tagilabue
345 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10154

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
When I think football I do think mutually assured destruction.


... OK now I want to write a history of the cold war called [i]You M.A.D. Bro?[i/]

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Amy Pole Her posted:

Any negative reaction means you’re fuming mad tho

Neat!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Diqnol posted:

I’d be surprised if anyone was more than annoyed tho

Or a case of the red rear end.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/687035557487091712

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I drafted next up

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

The Saints decide to draft David Johnson from the Cardinals since the Cardinals drafted Sutton from the Saints.

It's only fair.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Silly Burrito posted:

The Saints decide to draft David Johnson from the Cardinals since the Cardinals drafted Sutton from the Saints.

It's only fair.

It must be a Tennessee thing, Metapod’s putting about as much effort into his draft picks as the Titans put into their new uniforms.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'm not from Tennessee

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Metapod posted:

I'm not from Tennessee

Neither are the Titans :shrug:

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Coldforge posted:

Neither are the Titans :shrug:

goddamn

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Dayumn

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Coldforge posted:

Neither are the Titans :shrug:

They're

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.


Sooo...are you gonna change your pick, or...

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The pick has been changed and I'm in shocked he would be picked in the 1st

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Metapod posted:

The pick has been changed and I'm in shocked he would be picked in the 1st

Well his name ain't Rational Burrito

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

We still get David Johnson though.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Metapod posted:

The pick has been changed and I'm in shocked he would be picked in the 1st

The Saints are keen judges of WR talent.

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ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

a neat cape has until 8pm (when Metapod changed his pick) to make his, for the record

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