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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
low effort GDT

quote:

The event takes place at The O2 in London. The entire card streams on UFC Fight Pass.

In the main event, former heavyweight champion Robbie Lawler Fabricio Werdum (23-7-1 MMA, 11-4 UFC) meets ex-Bellator champ Alexander Volkov (29-6 MMA, 3-0 UFC). In the co-feature, Jan Blachowicz (21-7 MMA, 4-4 UFC) takes on Jimi Manuwa (17-3 MMA, 6-3 UFC) in a light heavyweight rematch.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
lmao this card somehow lost another fight right now. hahaha.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Dan Didio posted:

lmao this card somehow lost another fight right now. hahaha.

Sorry to Willie's friend Nad

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Nazrat Haqparast/Nad Narimani is 1.) a fight between two allegedly real fighters that was supposed to happen, and 2.) cancelled due to pinkeye

Marshman/Scott also off, for all you big Jack Marshman fans out there

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Dan Didio posted:

lmao this card somehow lost another fight right now. hahaha.

ya rip

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
TWO FIGHTS OFF!

Has that ever happened like right before the loving event?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Sorry to Willie's friend Nad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Love me some afternoon fights.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Fucks sake. Nad is a nice bloke, glad he got signed but gutted he won’t debut for awhile.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I am watching this because I have brain demons

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
bruce lookin good wearing my grandma's sofa cover

Gay Horney posted:

I am watching this because I have brain demons

extremely same

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Looking forward to John Phillips debut, scarily funny guy.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
This is starting to smell trashy. Diggin' it.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
He's gone the wrong way to get out this Kimura twice

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
A veritable slugfest... in that they resemble slugs lying atop one another.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
This is awesome tbh

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol there is almost a 2 minute delay on the feed as the UFC Twitter account announced the finish way before it happened on fight pass.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
what a war

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Fun heavyweight fight. Lot's of position reversals.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Let's go Kajan. Dude is trying to start a union in the UFC at the moment.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I am here to watch the Hakeem Dawodu fight in an hour or so.

He used to date girls from my high school back when we were teens. According to a good buddy of mine he peed on one of them. Fact.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
These head kicks get closer and closer everytime to landing flush and feels like just a matter of time as Ray doesn't see to be defending them well.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That's such a Canadian way to talk poo poo to an audience.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Both fighters agree that the wrong guy won the decision, WHY ARE YOU BOOING GUYS???

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I like that rose piano promo. gently caress that card is going to be loving absurd

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
wow, fedor finally in the octag'n!!!

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

to represent the spirit of Fedor are the judges Russian as well for this bout

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
getting socked in the nads is cool

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
just coming in on the news wire now, british man takes down dagestani for first time in human history. prime minister expected to make a statement at 19:30 gmt

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Craig is not looking like a huge favorite despite what the numbers say.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

El Roncho posted:

Craig is not looking like a huge favorite despite what the numbers say.

I thought he was like a +450 dog

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
a chicken in every cookpot, a terrifying dagestani monster in every weight class

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



that takedown on his knees was out there, really love to see a monster slam

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Did he just fall over from his own spinning attack?

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Craig's performance in this third round has been nothing short of an absolute clownshow

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

lol well gently caress me

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lmfao amazing

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011



hahahaa wtf

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
WHY WOULD YOU TAP

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Brut
Aug 21, 2007

WHAT THE gently caress

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