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I like to click on the "I've whitlisted this site" button and then not whitelist them 
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Mar 20, 2018 19:28
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is... is that even legal?!
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Mar 20, 2018 19:35
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I'm a bad rear end hacker I don't care what the law says. I named my admin account butt so every time Windows starts it says "Hello butt" Microsoft is completely helpless because I use a vpn (very private net). They have no idea who is doing it.
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Koishi Komeiji posted:I'm a bad rear end hacker I don't care what the law says. I named my admin account butt so every time Windows starts it says "Hello butt" Microsoft is completely helpless because I use a vpn (very private net). They have no idea who is doing it. lol |
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Mar 20, 2018 19:46
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How did you get so elite? |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:I'm a bad rear end hacker I don't care what the law says. I named my admin account butt so every time Windows starts it says "Hello butt" Microsoft is completely helpless because I use a vpn (very private net). They have no idea who is doing it. SCENE: a Microsoft Executive Man stands, looking out his large condominium made entirely of glass walls and expensive luxury carpets, also probably builder's supplies, over the dark horizon of the night, holding an old fashioned glass with the dregs of Laphroaig Microsoft Executive Man: THIS DAMNED ELITE HACKER Microsoft Executive Man, in a fit of impotent, non-elite, non-hacker rage, smashes the old fashioned glass with the dregs of Laphroaig angrily against his fine mahogany window railing and openly weeps, whisky and tears and broken glass spilled over his flokati rug and beautiful very expensive suit woolen and silk single breasted suit, one he purchased to show off his eliteness. Somewhere in the distance, you hear the sound of buzzing, electronic laughter, as Koishi Komeiji elitely hacks the Microsoft Executive Man's light bar on his previously unused stove clock to say LOL, BUTT.
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Mar 20, 2018 20:47
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looks like you're running an ad blocker the good folks at general mills admire your technical savvy and invite you to try a sample of their new cereal, H4X0R BYTE5, absolutely free! |
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Mar 20, 2018 21:38
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hamjobs posted:SCENE: a Microsoft Executive Man stands, looking out his large condominium made entirely of glass walls and expensive luxury carpets, also probably builder's supplies, over the dark horizon of the night, holding an old fashioned glass with the dregs of Laphroaig ...and his name, was steve job,
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Mar 21, 2018 02:27
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Mar 21, 2018 03:02
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"Please consider not using ad blockers when browsing this site -- ads provide much-needed income." OK, I've considered it. But then, I considered it when I turned the loving ad blocker on, dumbass! I came to the same conclusion this time too.
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Mar 21, 2018 03:17
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gently caress now I'll never know the latest news about Predator 4 |
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Mar 21, 2018 03:31
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my adblocker blocks nag messages so i dont know if this is real, i want it to be real |
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“Looks like you’re running an adblocker!” Looks like I’m about to be running an adblocker blocking blocker too |
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Mar 21, 2018 04:14
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Looks like you’re running an adblocker... ... Which is totally cool! But please turn it off. We promise not to have any virus ads - we just want to make money from you |
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Mar 21, 2018 04:17
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Putty posted:my adblocker blocks nag messages which one |
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um hi yeah sorry to bother you and I really hate to ask but could you - if it's not too much trouble - could you maybe consider turning off your ad blocker? you see, it's just - and this is really embarrassing - we just... we don't know where the ads go when they're blocked. it's like they just vanish - poof! - into thin air, we've lost like thousands of them this month alone and the guy up in the front office (I don't know his name I just call him Mo which is short for Imodium 'cause he looks constipated all the time) is really really angry and screaming at us to find them and the tech department is no help - you know the types - they just blab on and on about kibbles and bits and ask if you restarted the computer before going back to using their coffee makers to calculate the trajectory of bananas thrown by a gorilla or whatever it is they do all day, it's just - I'm just - I'm really in trouble here, it would be a big help
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Mar 21, 2018 07:40
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Have they ever considered that I want their site to die when I block ads? |
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Mar 21, 2018 14:59
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:Have they ever considered that I want their site to die when I block ads? Using bandwidth, but giving nothing back. Pure evil. |
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Mar 21, 2018 15:36
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Yes, it looks like I'm using an adblocker, but wait, hang on...(reaches behind website's ear and pulls out an ad)...Is this your ad? |
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Dads Dip Cup posted:um hi yeah sorry to bother you and I really hate to ask but could you - if it's not too much trouble - could you maybe consider turning off your ad blocker? you see, it's just - and this is really embarrassing - we just... we don't know where the ads go when they're blocked. it's like they just vanish - poof! - into thin air, we've lost like thousands of them this month alone and the guy up in the front office (I don't know his name I just call him Mo which is short for Imodium 'cause he looks constipated all the time) is really really angry and screaming at us to find them and the tech department is no help - you know the types - they just blab on and on about kibbles and bits and ask if you restarted the computer before going back to using their coffee makers to calculate the trajectory of bananas thrown by a gorilla or whatever it is they do all day, it's just - I'm just - I'm really in trouble here, it would be a big help |
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google THIS posted:Yes, it looks like I'm using an adblocker, but wait, hang on...(reaches behind website's ear and pulls out an ad)...Is this your ad? |
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Mar 21, 2018 16:04
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google THIS posted:Yes, it looks like I'm using an adblocker, but wait, hang on...(reaches behind website's ear and pulls out an ad)...Is this your ad? |
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Mar 21, 2018 16:18
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google THIS posted:Yes, it looks like I'm using an adblocker, but wait, hang on...(reaches behind website's ear and pulls out an ad)...Is this your ad? |
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Mar 21, 2018 16:52
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Okay fine, ill disable the ad blocker *is bombarded by Amazon ads for something I bought two months ago* |
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Mar 21, 2018 16:54
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no that's just my sad blocker. it doesn't work all that well 
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Mar 21, 2018 18:38
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tequila is a gladblocker cuz you go from sober to throwing fists over the course of a single sunrise.
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Mar 21, 2018 18:45
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lead lined frilly man-panties? nah those are my radblocking nadblockers. mistress unlocks me once a fortnight for decontamination & cummies.
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Koishi Komeiji posted:I'm a bad rear end hacker I don't care what the law says. I named my admin account butt so every time Windows starts it says "Hello butt" Microsoft is completely helpless because I use a vpn (very private net). They have no idea who is doing it. 
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Mar 21, 2018 19:26
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i have a cad blocker so bounders and ruffians don't accost me after i ride my hansom to the social club
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Mar 21, 2018 19:32
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i call my mother "the dad blocker" 
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Mar 21, 2018 20:20
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I just want a button that says "I'm a dumnbass" |
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Mar 21, 2018 21:04
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lmbo calrissian posted:I just want a button that says "I'm a dumnbass" you could just wear a d- [USER WAS PREEMPTIVELY PUT ON PROBATION FOR ATTEMPTING TO VIOLATE SUBFORUM RULES] |
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Manifisto posted:you could just wear a d- sorry folks, still testing this deep learning automod code and didn't mean to deploy it yet
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alnilam posted:sorry folks, still testing this deep learning automod code and didn't mean to deploy it yet *Somewhere in a darkened laboratory, the light of which only illuminates from a number of strange electronic instruments* "What is it, FD?" FluffieDuckie: "It's alnilam... he's learning." |
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A Ad B Blocker C Close 'em. Ad Blocker Close 'em. You see that's why I got ahead in business. You wanna block ads on my time? Go home, tell your troubles to your wife. |
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You Won't Believe These 9 Reasons You Should Turn Off Your Adblocker! Number 6 Will Shock You!
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