The Inconvenient Truth

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

If your team's franchise qb has not won a playoff game within his first few years of starting he is garbage

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Andrew Luck is garbage though?

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:59

Bill Dungsroman: Nov 24, 2006

Why isn't this thread about Frank Gore

# ? Mar 21, 2018 00:59

Oberst: May 24, 2010; Fertilizing threads since 2010

Thread is garbage. Topic locked

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:01

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I agree Peyton Manning was garbage.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:02

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Oberst posted:

Thread is garbage. Topic locked

We already have a thread about Cleveland though.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:12

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

a neat cape posted:

Andrew Luck is garbage though?

there is always an outlier in every model

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:12

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Jesus christ metapod shut up

If your QB throws more interceptions than TD's and it's not 1982 playoff wins don't count

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:22

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Metapod posted:

If your team's franchise qb has not won a playoff game within his first few years of starting he is garbage

Does it count if they would of won if not for the kicker shanking an easy field goal?

Also he plays for the jets now?

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:23

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Metapod posted:

If your team's franchise qb has not won a playoff game within his first few years of starting he is garbage

yes

a neat cape posted:

Andrew Luck is garbage though?

yes

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I agree Peyton Manning was garbage.

also a choker in january

OxySnake posted:

Does it count if they would of won if not for the kicker shanking an easy field goal?

Also he plays for the jets now?

if he wasn't garbage the team wouldn't have needed to rely on a chipshot

# ? Mar 21, 2018 01:32

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress the Patriots.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 02:08

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Blitz7x posted:

Jesus christ metapod shut up

If your QB throws more interceptions than TD's and it's not 1982 playoff wins don't count

Lmfao someone is not taking the truth well

OxySnake posted:

Does it count if they would of won if not for the kicker shanking an easy field goal?

Also he plays for the jets now?

Why did this qb not score the td to win it out right? Because the qb is garbage

# ? Mar 21, 2018 02:26

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

all QBs are garbage

run the drat ball

# ? Mar 21, 2018 02:46

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Raku posted:

all QBs are garbage

run the drat ball

counterpoint: triple option

# ? Mar 21, 2018 02:50

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Raku posted:

all QBs are garbage

run the drat ball

My RB is Melvin Gordon

# ? Mar 21, 2018 02:53

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Blitz7x posted:

Jesus christ metapod shut up

If your QB throws more interceptions than TD's and it's not 1982 playoff wins don't count

bigly mad

# ? Mar 21, 2018 07:19

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Russell Wilson is good.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 08:18

WalletBeef: Jun 11, 2005

Pro-tip : If the strategy for beating your qb is to keep him in the pocket and force him to throw, you have a bad qb.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 12:22

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

I don't think that's an ironclad absolute, OP, because Matt Stafford loving rules.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 12:31

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WalletBeef posted:

Pro-tip : If the strategy for beating your qb is to keep him in the pocket and force him to throw, you have a bad qb.

Russell Wilson has never had a pocket.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 12:33

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Why isn't this thread about Frank Gore

Really disappointed by this.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 13:29

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

It's not just the QB, it's a team effort

# ? Mar 21, 2018 14:35

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

I agree with the topic but actually it's super bowl and first season as a starter

# ? Mar 21, 2018 14:44

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

a neat cape posted:

My RB is Melvin Gordon

Imagine how much worse it would be if he was your QB!

# ? Mar 21, 2018 15:03

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Why isn't this thread about Frank Gore

We already have one of those.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840808

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Every single GM has had more bad drafts then good.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 16:29

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

bill belichick has never won a super bowl without cheating

# ? Mar 21, 2018 16:37

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

DariusLikewise posted:

bill belichick has never won a super bowl without cheating

# ? Mar 21, 2018 16:55

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Blitz7x posted:

It's not just the QB, it's a team effort

No, you see, if you had a Tom Brady and his receivers were you and me, we'd have rings by now because its all the QB

# ? Mar 21, 2018 17:44

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Phobeste posted:

Each speck of salt represents an asterisk on a Pats win

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:06

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Each speck of salt represents an asterisk on a Pats win

And a sports fan's imaginary asterisk matters as much as a speck of salt.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:57

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

quarter backs should only be judged on hotness level

joe flacco is number one on these power rankings

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:58

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
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counterpoint: my qb could beat up your qb

# ? Mar 21, 2018 18:59

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
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Mariota is a wild card QB, he's good enough to get you to the divisional but he can't win you The Big Game�. Titans should probably move on, grab Foles or Eli.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:01

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

sean10mm posted:

And a sports fan's imaginary asterisk matters as much as a speck of salt.

Says the dude who still feels compelled to defend them from it

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:18

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Tom Brady is exactly as weird as you think he is and still a way better human being then Joe Montana who spent his career stabbing his fellow players in the back.

# ? Mar 21, 2018 19:22

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Says the dude who still feels compelled to defend them from it

look i know you think he is some caricature of a cartoon character but lets refrain from personal attacks in this thread

# ? Mar 21, 2018 21:52

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

I love eternally saltfully whining about the best team in the history of the NFL

# ? Mar 21, 2018 21:56

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Phobeste posted:

I love eternally saltfully whining about the best team in the history of the NFL

i agree the pittsburgh steelers are trash

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Blitz7x posted:

It's not just the QB, it's a team effort

qb wins super bowl and they go to the hall of fame this is not true for other positions for good reasons

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