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This thread is for picks only. All discussion, debate, and trash talk should be confined to the other thread. As a reminder, you have 24 hours to make your pick or I will make it for you. I try to PM people if it's been more than 12 hours or so (less if they are a serial offender). When you make your pick please include their name, position, school, and a picture or two 1st Round 1. Cleveland Browns Ches Neckbeard Sam Darnold, QB, USC 2. New York Giants MrLogan Josh Rosen, QB, UCLA 3. New York Jets mcmagic Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma 4. Cleveland Browns Ches Neckbeard Bradley Chubb, DE, NC State 5. Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Lamar Jackson, QB, Louisville 6. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Quenton Nelson, OG, Notre Dame 7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Derwin James, S, Florida State University 8. Chicago Bears mastershakeman Denzel Ward, CB, Ohio State 9. San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Harold Landry, Edge, Boston College 10. Oakland Raiders warcrimes Saquon Barkley, RB, Penn State 11. Miami Dolphins Amy Pole Her Shaquem Griffin, LB, Central Florida 12. Buffalo Bills fsif Mason Rudolph, QB, Oklahoma State 13. Washington Redskins DaFrugalGamer Quinton Flowers, QB, USF 14. Green Bay Packers zimbomonkey Minkah Fitzpatrick, CB/S, Alabama 15. Arizona Cardinals Metapod Roquan Smith, LB, Georgia 16. Baltimore Ravens ??? Da'Ron Payne, DT, Alabama 17. Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Vita Vea, DT, Washington 18. Seattle Seahawks seiferguy Joshua Jackson, CB, Iowa 19. Dallas Cowboys incompetent Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Virginia Tech 20. Detroit Lions Acebuckeye13 Maurice Hurst, DT, Michigan 21. Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting Isaiah Wynn, OG, Georgia 22. Buffalo Bills fsif Rashaan Evans, LB, Alabama 23. Los Angeles Rams Play Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama 24. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Justin Reid, S, Stanford 25. Tennessee Titans Demon Of The Fall Marcus Davenport, DE, UT San Antonio 26. Atlanta Falcons korrandark Taven Bryan, DT, Florida 27. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Courtland Sutton, WR, SMU 28. Pittsburgh SteelersThe Puppy Bowl Leighton Vander Esch, LB, Boise St 29. Jacksonville Jaguars a patagonian cavyJosh Allen, QB, Wyoming 30. Minnesota Vikings Dubious Will Hernandez, OG, UTEP 31. New England Patriots Phobeste Kyle Lauletta, QB, Richmond 32. Philadelphia Eagles Diqnol Mike McGlinchey, OT, Notre Dame I hereby declare the 2018 Goon Draft to be open! Ches Neckbeard and the Cleveland Browns are on the clock! Round 2 1 (33). Cleveland Browns Ches Neckbeard Carlton Davis, DB, Auburn 2 (34). New York Giants MrLogan Derrius Guice, RB, LSU 3 (35). Cleveland Browns Ches Neckbeard Jamarco Jones, OT, THE Ohio State University 4 (36). Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Mike Hughes, CB, UCF 5 (37). Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Ronald Jones II, RB, USC 6 (38). Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Sony Michel, RB, Georgia 7 (39). Chicago Bears mastershakeman Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown, WR, Notre Dame 8 (40). Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Nick Chubb, RB, Georgia 9 (41). Oakland Raiders warcrimes Isaiah Oliver, CB, Colorado 10 (42). Miami Dolphins Amy Pole Her Billy Price, OL, The Ohio State University 11 (43). New England Patriots Coldforge Dallas Goedert, TE, South Dakota State 12 (44). Washington Redskins DaFrugalGamerr Brandon Parker, OL, NC A&T 13 (45). Green Bay Packers zimbomonkey Jaire Alexander, CB, Louisville 14 (46). Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting James Daniels, OL, Iowa 15 (47). Arizona Cardinals Metapod James Washington, WR, Oklahoma St 16 (48). Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Connor Williams, OT, Texas 17 (49). Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Sam Hubbard, DE, The Ohio State University 18 (50). Dallas Cowboys incompetent Ronnie Harrison, S, Alabama 19 (51). Detroit Lions Acebuckeye13 Arden Key, DE, LSU 20 (52). Baltimore Ravens Sad King BillyAnthony Miller, WR, Memphis 21 (53). Buffalo Bills fsif D.J. Moore, WR, Maryland 22 (54). Kansas City Chiefs Eltoasto RJ McIntosh, DE, Miami 23 (55). Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Christian Kirk, WR, Texas A&M 24 (56). Buffalo Bills fsif Hayden Hurst, TE, South Carolina 25 (57). Tennesse Titans Demon of the Fall Hercules Mata’afa, DE/LB, Washington State 26 (58). Atlanta Falcons korrandark Tim Settle, DT, Virginia Tech 27 (59). San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Quenton Meeks, CB, Stanford 28 (60). Pittsburgh Steelers The Puppy Bowl Holton Hill, CB, Texas 29 (61). Jacksonville Jaguars a patagonian cavy DJ Chark, WR, LSU 30 (62). Minnesota Vikings Dubious Nathan Shepherd, DT, Fort Hays State 31 (63). New England Patriots Coldforge Kemoko Turay, EDGE, Rutgers 32 (64). Cleveland Browns Ches Neckbeard Frank Ragnow, OL, Arkansas Round 3 1 (65). Buffalo Bills fsif Braden Smith, OL, Auburn 2 (66). New York Giants MrLogan Kolton Miller, OL, UCLA 3 (67). Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Michael Gallup, WR, Colorado St 4 (68). Houston Texans Sad King Billy Ian Thomas, TE, Indiana 5 (69). Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Tyrell Crosby, OL, Oregon 6 (70). San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Mike Gesicki, TE, Penn State 7 (71). Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Auden Tate, WR, Florida State 8 (72). New York Jets mcmagic Josh Sweat, DE, Florida State 9 (73). Miami Dolphins Amy Pole Her Mark Andrews, TE, Oklahoma 10 (74). San Francisco 49ers Coldforge Austin Corbett, OL, Nevada 11 (75). Oakland Raiders warcrimes Lorenzo Carter, EDGE, Georgia 12 (76). Green Bay Packers zimbomonkey Tre'quan Smith, WR, UCF 13 (77). Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting Jessie Bates, S, Wake Forrest 14 (78). Kansas City Chiefs Eltoasto Kameron Kelly, CB, San Diego State 15 (79). Arizona Cardinals Metapod Geron Christian, OL, Louisville 16 (80). Houston Texans Sad King Billy Donte Jackson, CB, LSU 17 (81). Dallas Cowboys incompetent Antonio Callaway, WR, Florida 18 (82). Detroit Lions Acebuckeye13 Rashaad Penny, RB, San Diego State 19 (83). Baltimore Ravens Sad King Billy Martinas Rankin, OL, Mississipi St 20 (84). Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Mike White, QB, Western Kentucky 21 (85). Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Orlando Brown, OT, Oklahoma 22 (86). Kansas City Chiefs Eltoasto Malik Jefferson, LB, Texas 23 (87). Los Angeles Rams Play Joseph Noteboom, OT, TCU 24 (88). Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Duke Ejiofor, DE, Wake Forest 25 (89). Tennessee Titans Demon of the Fall Marcell Ateman, WR, Oklahoma St 26 (90). Atlanta Falcons korrandark Keke Coutee, WR, Texas Tech 27 (91). New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Luke Falk, QB, Washington St 28 (92). Pittsburgh Steelers The Puppy Bowl 29 (93). Jacksonville Jaguars a patagonian cavy 30 (94). Minnesota Vikings Dubious 31 (95). New England Patriots Coldforge 32 (96). Buffalo Bills fsif 33 (97). Arizona Cardinals Metapod 34 (98). Houston Texans Sad King Billy 35 (99). Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE 36 (100). Cincinnati Bengals Eifert Posting ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Apr 24, 2018 |
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With the first pick in the 201 Sam Darnold Quarterback with a bad face and loopy motion from the University of Southern California  Scouts have been jerking it to him since his freshman year as the next big thing and the Browns need to complete the destruction of Cody Kessler (former USC starter). MrLogan and the Giants are on the clock.
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Mar 22, 2018 01:34
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With the 2nd overall pick in the 2018 Goon Draft, the New York Giants select UCLA QB, Josh Rosen. McMagic and the Jets are on the clock. MrLogan fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Mar 22, 2018 |
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Mar 22, 2018 01:37
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Baker Mayfield. QB Okalahoma.
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Mar 22, 2018 13:32
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With the 4th pick in the 2018 Goon Draft the Cleveland Browns select Bradley Chubb defensive end North Carolina State. 3 DONG HORSE and the Broncos are on the clock.
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Mar 22, 2018 16:51
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With the 5th pick of the 2018 God I Wish This Draft Actually Happened, the Denver Broncos select Louisville QB Lamar Jackson ShakeZula and the Indianapolis Colts are on the clock
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Mar 23, 2018 00:57
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With the 6th pick in the 2018 Goon Draft the Indianapolis Colts select Quenton Nelson, OG, Notre Dame wandler20 and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are on the clock
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Mar 23, 2018 01:07
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With the 7th pick in the 2018 Goon Draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Derwin James, S, Florida State University. mastershakeman and the Chicago Bears are on the clock.
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Mar 23, 2018 01:31
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With the 8th pick, the Chicago Bears select Denzel Ward, CB, Ohio State coldforge and the 49ers are up
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Mar 23, 2018 03:13
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With the ninth pick in the two thousand and eighteen NFL draft, the San Francisco Forty Niners select Harold Landry, Edge, Boston College. With Tremaine Edmunds, Roquan Smith, Minkah Fitzpatrick and Saquon Barkley still on the board, The Oakland Raiders and warcrimes are up.
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Mar 23, 2018 06:57
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With the 10th pick in the 2018 Goon Draft, the mighty, mighty Oakland Raiders select Saquon Barkley, running back, Child Rapist Apologist University. Amy Pole Her and the Miami Dolfans are next. warcrimes fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Mar 23, 2018 |
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Mar 23, 2018 08:07
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The Miami Dolphins approach the podium, surprised at the sheer amount of Cheeto dust from the last selection, and select Shaquem Griffin, LB/Safety Hybrid in our system, University of Central Florida. 
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Mar 23, 2018 17:40
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The Bills take Mason Rudolph, QB, Oklahoma State with pick 12. Washington and DaFrugalGamer are next.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:54
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Dafrugalgamers approaches the stadium..yes Redskins fans the time is here he looks around at all the fans clapping ok here it is . with the 12 pick in the draft I get you the next Russel Wilson the famous QB from.the Seahawks the most exciting man in amateur football....... Name: Quinton Flowers Position: QB school: USF And a picture or two /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/56231061/usa_today_9590685.0.jpg) https://youtu.be/ps8l-4FyJB0
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Mar 24, 2018 17:08
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Who’s next?
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Mar 24, 2018 17:15
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Sorry zombiemonkey - youre the next guy
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Mar 24, 2018 17:16
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Wasn’t criticizing you sorry just a little confused
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Mar 24, 2018 17:35
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Phobeste this is solely for picks why would you continue to type in here
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Mar 24, 2018 17:49
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Oh. Sorry I’ll stop, missed that
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Mar 24, 2018 18:02
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e: wrong thread. Sorry all
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Mar 24, 2018 18:12
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The Green Bay Packers, thankful for the shitstorm of idiocy that just transpired, select Minkah Fitzpatrick, CB/S, Alabama. Picture to come when I'm not at work. Next up Metapod will be looking to harden up the Arizona Cardinals.
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Mar 24, 2018 19:07
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The Arizona cardinals select Roquan Smith ilb Georgia Baltimore ravens and Oberst is on the clock
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Mar 25, 2018 16:04
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Despite their absentee GM, the Baltimore Ravens select Da'ron Payne, DT, Alabama a neat cape and the LA Chargers are on the clock ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Mar 29, 2018 |
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Mar 26, 2018 16:22
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The Los Angeles Freaking Chargers, with the 17th pick, decide to bolster their defensive line and draft Vita Vea, DT, Washington Picture to come later Seattle is on the clock
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Mar 26, 2018 19:07
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n/m Sad King Billy fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Mar 26, 2018 |
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Mar 26, 2018 19:15
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Sad King Billy posted:Your defensive line will kill people! Chat thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3851929&pagenumber=4&perpage=40
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Mar 26, 2018 19:16
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With the 18th pick of the draft, the Seattle Seahawks select CB, Joshua Jackson, Iowa. Imgur won't upload any of my drat photos so imagine a photo of him here. Dallas is on the clock.
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Mar 26, 2018 19:20
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With the 19th pick of the two thousand plus eighteen Goon Draft, the Dallas Cowboys blow it on Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Virginia Tech
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Mar 26, 2018 20:29
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With the 20th pick of the 2018 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select Maurice Hurst, DT, Michigan/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/58891499/usa_today_10383238.0.jpg)
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Mar 26, 2018 20:40
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Sorry guys totally forgot about this dumb thing Just take me off or whatever because I don't care now
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Mar 27, 2018 15:53
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The Cincinnati Bengals select Isaiah Wynn, OG, Georgia
ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Mar 29, 2018 |
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Mar 27, 2018 21:34
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Bills select Rahsaan Evans, LB, Alabama.
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Mar 28, 2018 01:08
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fsif posted:Bills select Rahsaan Evans, LB, Alabama. awww man. I was waiting for this dude. Thought about Vander Esch, McGlinchey, Guice, DJ Moore but the draft is total pandemonium this year. I'm kinda stumped and probably the Rams should trade down if there are any takers. Anyways, the Rams will select Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama.
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Mar 28, 2018 20:43
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With the 24th pick, the Carolina Panthers select  Justin Reid, Safety from Stanford. Tennessee Titans are up
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Mar 28, 2018 22:20
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With the 25th pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Marcus Davenport, DE, UT San Antonio
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Mar 29, 2018 13:11
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With the 26th pick the Falcons select Taven Bryan DT Florida
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Mar 29, 2018 13:51
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We doingg round 2?
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Mar 29, 2018 16:13
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ShakeZula posted:Also is there a way to put giant flashing sirens around the word "picks" in the thread title for the other thread? It's been particularly egregious this year.  e: drat im really bad at this sorry goons.
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Mar 29, 2018 17:16
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gently caress you Sammy Watkins. Already gone and you took my pick with you
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With the 27th pick, the New Orleans Saints get Drew Brees another big offensive weapon that can jump and bring down the ball in the red zone when contested as well as play wildcat QB when needed: Courtland Sutton, WR, SMU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt-0D3pCZcw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD6tS0iyZJA Strengths: Tall with muscular build. Long arms and big hands. Dominates in contested-catch situations and when the pass is outside his frame. Can make acrobatic grabs that require difficult body contortion. Impressive wiggle and burst after the catch, especially for his size. Good long speed. Weaknesses: Occasional drops on easy throws. Didn't run many intricate routes in college.
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