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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

What a week it's been.
So much to talk about.
And so many things we can't talk about.

Pillbug


the drag queens are actual people, how do these "writers" not get that?!

edit:

Stroop There It Is posted:

why the gently caress does anyone think it's totally cool and not insanely creepy to write that poo poo about real people

heh, timing.

still though. what the gently caress.

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Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

I used to Brian Moylan's Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz erotica at the end of his Vanderpump Rules recaps was funny, but it's getting to be a tired schtick.

angerbeet
Mar 23, 2004


plob


the escape goat posted:


the drag queens are actual people, how do these "writers" not get that?!


quote:

Alaska has hemophilia and refuses to be wary of the danger she puts herself in, as one last attempt to save Alaska her parents put her in a medical instatute. This is where she meets the mysterious Sharon Needles.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1...apters/28883334

quote:

...It was officially 9 am which meant group therapy wow.
I managed to find the room, and take a seat she lowly watching at the chairs all fill up with people.

"Helllooo, my names Rupual seeing that we have a new friend with us today how about we go around the circle and introduce ourselves and why were here if your okay with that alright! Let's start with Trixie!"

"Hi, my names Trixie Mattel I'm 17 and I have sever epilepsy"

"Hey, I'm Katya also 17, seizure's a lot of them, very often"

"Violet, 17, breast Cancer"

"Hello, I'm Pearl also 17 and I have fatal familial insomnia, I'm not supposed to be alive but here I am"

"Hi, I'm Maxine I have multiple sclerosis I'm 16 and you can just call me max"

"Hey, I'm Jinkx I'm 17 and Narcoleptic nice to meet you"

"Hiii, I'm Ivy and Im 17 and have Spinocerebellar ataxia"

"Sup, I'm Adore, 17, and I have diabetes"

"Names Bianca I'm 17 and I have chronic obstructive pulmonary disease"

"My names Raven, leukemia, 18"

"Hey, my names Jujubee, and I have cystic fibrosis, also 18"

"Sharon Needles, I have Addisons disease and I'm 17"

All eyes were now on Alaska, being the only one to have not introduced herself.

"Hieeeee, my names Alaska Thunder and I have hemophilia, I'm 17" as I waved my medical bracelet a bit.

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

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Gary’s Answer

Nihonniboku posted:

I used to Brian Moylan's Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz erotica at the end of his Vanderpump Rules recaps was funny, but it's getting to be a tired schtick.

Vanderpump rules is for looking at boobs when you are not alone. Why would you need to recap it?

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018

ask me about disabled toilet sex


I put the enema kit in the bucket at the top of the well as dida ritz wails from deep below. I smile knowing her cries are for me and only me

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

That's the sort of poo poo that used to get posted on the Front Page.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I put the enema kit in the bucket at the top of the well as dida ritz wails from deep below. I smile knowing her cries are for me and only me

haunting

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

"Doctor, listen to me and listen to me closely.
You're gonna witness all the days..."


"No, too vague, so what happened was"

"NO SCUSE ME THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED"

Ubiquitous_
Nov 20, 2013


"She a triflin' rear end ho, and now it's time to go."

Trixie and Bob show today was super funny. Especially the mushroom drug trip part. "OH MAY GOD... <echoes>"

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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I put the enema kit in the bucket at the top of the well as dida ritz wails from deep below. I smile knowing her cries are for me and only me

christ. when are we going to see Jame Gumb in snatch game

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

There are no such things as miracles.





When are we going to see Bette Midler goddamnit!!! 12 seasons and not one queen has done her. Such shameful gays.

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018

ask me about disabled toilet sex


If I start writing rpdr luchedora fanfic and post it here is anyone gonna report me asking for a friend

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Depends on who's on the card.

Mob
May 6, 2002

I wanted to change my avatar but I didn't have a good title so I wanted to say suck it hot dogs are sandwiches


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

If I start writing rpdr luchedora fanfic and post it here is anyone gonna report me asking for a friend

RuPaul is the oldest member of the judging panel and even she is 30 years too young to be a lucha libre referee.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009





Fallen Rib

Buncha new posts in the rpdr thread lemme ju-

TOO MANY GOBLINS
May 30, 2015


The weirdest part to me is that they're all apparently dying, what the gently caress? Why?
If I was one of these people I don't know if I'd be more creeped out by them shipping me with people I worked with, or the fact that they're painstakingly writing about you like, dying of cancer. That is loving demented and really poor taste

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.


Grimey Drawer

TOO MANY GOBLINS posted:

The weirdest part to me is that they're all apparently dying, what the gently caress? Why?
If I was one of these people I don't know if I'd be more creeped out by them shipping me with people I worked with, or the fact that they're painstakingly writing about you like, dying of cancer. That is loving demented and really poor taste

Because in the modern social context femininity is equated with vulnerability, such that (by the commutative property of gender) nothing is more sexy than a dog you just hit with your car.

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

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Gary’s Answer

Trig Discipline posted:

Because in the modern social context femininity is equated with vulnerability, such that (by the commutative property of gender) nothing is more sexy than a dog you just hit with your car.

Lol

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

"I think you'll find that when it comes to Sandwich Montoya, the sky is the limit!"

- Too Much Mustard


...is it 2 hours and 10 minutes from now yet?

Whalley
Mar 5, 2004

Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person!


Pinwiz11 posted:

...is it 2 hours and 10 minutes from now yet?

yes but don't tell pinwiz11

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

I am so utterly excited that I realized I could ask my parents for their login to their Comcast account so that I can watch this live. Even moreso, I am so utterly excited that I realized I can chromecast the stream to my TV. Not sitting in my uncomfortable computer chair tonight!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

"I think you'll find that when it comes to Sandwich Montoya, the sky is the limit!"

- Too Much Mustard


I'm so glad The Vixen's awesomeness is out of spoiler territory.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Who is the guest judge that's not Padma? Did Ru say Palsy?

twistedbutterfly
Jan 20, 2007


The Vixen is the drama I have been missing for seasons.

Lucania
May 1, 2009


Nihonniboku posted:

Who is the guest judge that's not Padma? Did Ru say Palsy?

Halsey.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


TOO MANY GOBLINS posted:

The weirdest part to me is that they're all apparently dying, what the gently caress? Why?
If I was one of these people I don't know if I'd be more creeped out by them shipping me with people I worked with, or the fact that they're painstakingly writing about you like, dying of cancer. That is loving demented and really poor taste

Because teen girls LIVE for the drama, man.

I think I definitely wrote fanfiction where at least one character was dying slowly and tragically of Sad Plot Disease. I just didn't write them about real people and post it on the internet for everyone to read.

Whalley
Mar 5, 2004

Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person!


Maaaan that is not how I wanted that lip sync to go.

Also yo they were way, way harder on Aquaria than I thought was deserved.

twistedbutterfly
Jan 20, 2007


^Agreed on the Aquaria front.


Also, drat I am over Eureka. Like I didn't care about her last season, but she is worse now.

Ubiquitous_
Nov 20, 2013


I love when a queen gives me a 180 in entertainment factor. The Vixen is what I need rn.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



1/3 through the ep and I already want to someone to throw a sheet over Eureeka so she goes to sleep like a parakeet and the entire season just goes on without her.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

"I think you'll find that when it comes to Sandwich Montoya, the sky is the limit!"

- Too Much Mustard


I love that there was a real reason for Andy Cohen to be there, besides "well, come in for the mini challenge".

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Exiting queen having brought only a single move to that sync and passing up a chance to say "Miss Vanjie.... Miss VANJIE" on the way out is a travesty.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



hahaha for some reason eureka havin a big sulk in untucked, in a spare room full of sewing machine boxes, is hysterical and surreal. she has such a ceiling on how far she can go and i dont think its her inner saboteur or nothing; the artistry just isn't there!

man theres a lot of good queens this season too. i think this season is really showing how the bar has been raised since RPDR has been on the air

Nemo
Feb 24, 2001

Uh! Double up Uh! Uh!


Manila did that Cookie Monster look way better.

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire


Very disappointed in the outcome of that lip sync as well. Sheesh.
I absolutely hate when they do the "oh this is a boring lip sync song and they both kind of suck, show the winning queen for like 80% of it!" thing

Is it just me or despite being exactly as viciously annoying as last season, weren't Eureka's looks better last year too?

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

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Gary’s Answer

I'm enjoying the vixen trying to bully aquaria into a full meltdown after she brought the weak shade over supposed look stealing.

I have empathy for eureka because I've had joint injuries and I was always really tentative after too. She looked like she woke up in the lip sync so hopefully she'll start bringing it.

Monet is literally discount Bob.

Yuhua is definitely a girl pretending to be a boy because drag race hates trans. Was not a fan of that gender fluid joke in the dance number.

jit bull transpile
Jan 6, 2012

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Gary’s Answer

That untucked got weeeeird when she started reading the notes.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.


I mean that was a really bad lip sync from both. I will not miss Kalorie, honestly. She seems sweet but idk if she was bringing it.

Aquaria is winning me over against my better judgement and Dusty was serving Thorgy sans inner saboteur which was nice. Did anyone else see Kameron lip syncing her rear end off in her number? Holy poo poo, love it. I hope she's quietly a lipsync assassin. I still don't get why she wears so many sleeves if she's a muscle queen but I'm here.

E:
Vixen winning that challenge in a dress that was done better multiple times before, including this season by loving Eureka Bodysuit O'Hara, was wild. I liked Vixen in untucked but her looks so far have all been questionable at best.

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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

shadow puppet of a posted:

passing up a chance to say "Miss Vanjie.... Miss VANJIE" on the way out is a travesty.
I will think this after every episode. Michelle whispering Missssss Vaaaangieeee to Ru (who can juuuust barely keep her poo poo together) was the best part of the ep.


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Did anyone else see Kameron lip syncing her rear end off in her number?
She was secretly the best performer of the night, I couldn't take my eyes off her.

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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

There are no such things as miracles.





WERKROOM RU

e: please have alyssa edwards coach every challenge

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