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alnilam

*deep voice* You could start by making your way into the Kings Washroom, or you could journey down the Forbidden Stairs, leading to the Kitchen of the Ancients - but beware the temple guards!

My wife, sighing: yes yes I know it's my turn to "assemble" breakfast

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alnilam

Koishi Komeiji posted:

This is so weird, I was just about to come in here and make this joke except the guy in my joke was going to searching for his roomate's hidden weed.

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alnilam

google THIS posted:

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Me: How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

Minister: What?

Bride: (whispers) Stop saying weird stuff! What's wrong with you?

(I sigh heavily, take out my notebook, and write "Don't bother experimenting with incorrect comebacks during the wedding scene. None of the reactions are funny.")

If you had read my LifeFAQ walkthrough on the wedding chapter you'd know that you have to use rhyming comebacks, otherwise everyone will react all weird.



ty manifisto

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