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Now that Craigslist is not an option consider placing your ad here. *everyone deserves love* 
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Mar 23, 2018 19:26
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are you really a spinster :\
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Mar 23, 2018 19:28
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No fatties
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Mar 23, 2018 19:28
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Maldoror posted:are you really a spinster :\ Not anymore 
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Mar 23, 2018 19:29
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Ya, write me an ad I don't even know what they look like, but figured there's gotta be some panicking going on, I mean it's Friday.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:31
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M4X let's jo
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Mar 23, 2018 19:32
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WANTED: SEX MURDER VICTIM
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Mar 23, 2018 19:32
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Missed connection: I saw you a female and you had hair and a female face and wore lady clothes. You didn't look at me or even seem to know i was there but i want to marry you. ps heres a picture of my hog.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:33
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Cat Army
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I got a big smelly butt and my butt smells and I’m stupid and ugly.  
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Mar 23, 2018 19:34
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Entitled manchild seeks developed, interesting woman to sacrifice her life to be my combination sex puppet/second mommy.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:36
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Do you have a hankering for a man with an assless Batman costume to pop out of a large cake and molest you in front of your friends, family, or co-workers at your next function?
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Mar 23, 2018 19:37
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No, I don't think it is.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:37
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Big Beef City posted:Do you have a hankering for a man with an assless Batman costume to pop out of a large cake and molest you in front of your friends, family, or co-workers at your next function? ..no.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:40
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ISO pushin coushin for acupuncture practice. Please have obvious pain.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:40
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Maldoror posted:are you really a spinster :\ I think she said somewhere that she’s like 50, so...
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Mar 23, 2018 19:41
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If it is not liquor related I want to propose: Sanity. There you have it.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:41
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I think she said somewhere that she’s like 50, so... So show me how it's done, you're like 19 right?
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Mar 23, 2018 19:43
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Spinster posted:So show me how it's done, you're like 19 right? Yes
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Mar 23, 2018 19:45
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Thanks for making a place where you can keep your JO crystal charged.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:45
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Hi, I am a guy. No manboobs. Although, I wish.
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Mar 23, 2018 19:47
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i got big beefy balls!!!!
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Mar 23, 2018 19:49
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seeking platonic BBQ life partner must love the sauce
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Mar 23, 2018 20:04
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irritable fat idiot afraid of the outside world seeks similar for a night of tense awkward quiet on the sofa. 420 friendly
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Mar 23, 2018 20:08
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Spinster posted:Now that Craigslist is not an option consider placing your ad here. Lol, way to take a bold stand in favor of sex slavery, OP
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Mar 23, 2018 20:11
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numberoneposter posted:seeking platonic BBQ life partner the sauce is BOSS 
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Mar 23, 2018 20:15
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Boring man who knows how to cook and doens't live with parents seeks large breasted woman to squander away life's golden years with in a hedonistic malaise of games, sex, and lack of personal development.
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Mar 23, 2018 21:42
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Zeluth posted:If it is not liquor related I want to propose: note: sanity to be defined by me and the definition can change at anytime, i might change it back and forth so fast you feel insane but thats all part of my seduction *turns the gaslights down ever so slightly*
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Mar 23, 2018 21:45
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I'm Chinese and live with my parents. I get denied fairly frequently so I'm not scared of rejection. Up for whatever, no drinking or smoking however is how I like to run things.
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Mar 23, 2018 23:35
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malenurseshark posted:I'm Chinese and live with my parents. I get denied fairly frequently so I'm not scared of rejection. Up for whatever, no drinking or smoking however is how I like to run things. I'm Chinese and I've got a joke I go peepee in your coke
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Mar 23, 2018 23:38
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I liked reading missed connections but never felt I had an encounter that warrented posting one.
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Mar 23, 2018 23:38
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m4m - fart in my microwave come to my house and fart in my microwave, then all my hotpockets will smell like poo poo.
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Mar 23, 2018 23:40
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myDad posted:I'm Chinese and I've got a joke
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Mar 23, 2018 23:43
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Searching for a spinster to peg me
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Mar 23, 2018 23:45
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you (19f) work in a customer service and position and smiled at me (47/m) and called me by name, your attraction was obvious. i want to hug and kiss you. put the name of the starbucks you handed my order to me at in the subject of your email to weed out spam
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Mar 23, 2018 23:46
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Looking for broseph to help charge my jo crystal No gay stuff No nerds
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Mar 23, 2018 23:54
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Jose posted:Searching for a spinster to peg me You might be pegging me soon. 
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Mar 23, 2018 23:55
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Fat guy with itchy balls seeks woman with a rough tongue, with view to you lifting my belly fat and really going to town. Must be immune to smells.
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Mar 23, 2018 23:55
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I eat rear end.
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Mar 23, 2018 23:56
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Dump it where ever you want! No downside, no investment, no shirt, no shoes, no woman, no cry. Serious responses only.
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Mar 23, 2018 23:56
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super macho dude posted:Looking for broseph to help charge my jo crystal i hope our friend survived hurricane harvey 
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