Using body parts to measure things

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Using body parts to measure things

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Hey there pal, I enjoy using my body part to measure things! I like to whip out my ol' dicky roo and I can easily figure out the right size IKEA furniture to purchase. When the women, children, and swedes gasp! I can tell they have been liberated from communism as I use 2 dicks for a foot measurement. I know you europeans get offended of our "ahem" larger stature for our measurements, don't feel intimated and join team USA my good sir! Also metric? metric? why use metric when I can us mydick!

Now excuse me my beauties, ol' edgar is off to the walmart, he gots some cravings that need culling

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Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

In ingerland UK, how many pebbles to a stone?

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