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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You really do get a lot out of this place. I mean, think of how quickly your costs are amortized here.

A lot of us spend like 30 minutes a day on this site, at least. If you even gave Lowtax one cent a minute--bear in mind a cent is a garbage piece of money that you hate and have routinely left on the sidewalk or no-poo poo thrown into the trash--that'd be $109 a year.

Can you really not give Lowtax 1 cent a minute for your use and enjoyment of this place? It has a lot of features and it's totally unique. And that's just for this year. Imagine you're catching up for, say, 5 years of use. If you give him $109, that's like 6 cents a day. Six freaking cents, what do you care six freaking cents. If your boss said, "Wow, Your Name, you are kicking rear end this year! As a reward, you'll get a six cent raise for the first half-hour of every workday!" you would start pooping in his filing cabinet.

I really think it is time for us to band together and be genuinely grateful for our many years of laughs and humor.

Let's also remember the great art that's been made here, and try to make more of it. :unsmith:



THANK YOU LOWTAX.

smythe posted:

u may buy forums stuff, from the top bar, or if u have everything, here is the donation link: https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php

r u ready to WALK posted:

there's also https://www.patreon.com/GamingGarbage for exceptionally lazy people that just want money to magically disappear from their bank account every month

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
7.11, 7.77 - Pork Pro
8.00 - Salad Prong
9.11 - Gary’s Answer
10.00 - Grimey Drawer
11.93 - Muldoon
12.81 - Plaster Town Cop
13.37 - Yams Fan
14.00 - Tortured By Flan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
17.77 - Ultra Carp
18.00 - Illegal Hen
19.00 - Hell Gem
20.00 - Fun Shoe
21.00 - The Great Twist
22.22- Fan of Britches
23.50 - Megamarm
24.00 - Hot Rope Guy
25.00 - College Slice
26.00 - Young Orc
27.00 - Bread Liar
28.00 - Shredded Hen
29.00 - Unlockable Ben
30.00 - Soiled Meat
31.31 - Soiled Meat
32.00 - ??
32.20 - Gravy Boat 2k
33.33 - Gravy Boat 2k
34.00 - Gravy Boat 2k
35.00 - Slippery Tilde
36.00 - ??
37.00 - Slippery Tilde
38.00 - Ham Wrangler
39.00 - ??
40.00 - Dinosaur Gum
41.00 - Dinosaur Gum
42.00 - Gun Saliva
43.00 - Gun Saliva
45.00 - Toilet Rascal
49.00 - Scratchmo
49.11 - Scratchmo
50.00 - Pillbug
54.50 - Young Urchin
61.00 - Canned Ferret
67.15 - Yam Slacker
69.00 - Smellrose
69.00 - Shredded Hen ???
69.69 - Mudslide Experiment
72.00 - Total Clam
75.00, 77.00 - Biscuit Hider
82.00 - Broken Cake
87.00 - Wedge Regret
100.00 - Nap Ghost
105.00 - Nap Ghost
125.00 - Hair Elf
140.00 - Hair Elf
150.00 - Oven Wrangler
170.00 - Oven Wrangler
176.50 - Morbid Hound
200.00 - Taco Defender
250.00 - Cybernetic Crumb
420.69 - Outrageous Lumpwad
500.00 - Switchblade

?? - Ramrod XTreme
?? - Taco Defender
?? - Doctor Rope
?? - Clapping Larry
?? - Wedge Regret
?? - Plaster Town Cop
?? - Bleak Gremlin
?? - Sugartime Jones
?? - Jade Ear Joe

Pick fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Apr 26, 2018

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I got drunk and bought a bunch of stupid grantars. A lot of SA revenue probably from drunk goons

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I bought this emoticon which is already funny to me: :lofty:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
You get more loving entertainment out of these forums than you do from watching netflix, admit it, now pony up some cash and make a broken boy's spine's dreams come true!!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
so much better than netflix

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
My little tag reflects my soul after the pittance I gave for a drawing of a spaceship.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I would buy myself a new avatar if only I could decide if I was ted my old Elmo back, a Simpsons meme or something to do with a video game.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I will buy a gift cert tomorrow.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Done

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Holy gently caress Pick someone changed your avatar between reading your op and my last post.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

my dog died im sad posted:

I will buy a gift cert tomorrow.

How do you bear with the literal tragedy that is your username

You carry a heavy burden

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Gridlocked posted:

Holy gently caress Pick someone changed your avatar between reading your op and my last post.

Thanks person who spent money!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

my dog died im sad posted:

I will buy a gift cert tomorrow.

I am responsible for this guy's avatar though

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Gridlocked posted:

I would buy myself a new avatar if only I could decide if I was ted my old Elmo back, a Simpsons meme or something to do with a video game.

Was your elmo avatar "potty postin'?" That's my #1 all time favorite avatar

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Drunk Nerds posted:

Was your elmo avatar "potty postin'?" That's my #1 all time favorite avatar

That was me.

Elmo dancing on the toilet with the tag Potty Postin'

It got changed to Pauline Hanson because of AusPol then to this because of Trump and DnD.

Should I go back to it?

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Mar 27, 2018

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
do what i do & buy avatars for people you hate!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Drunk Nerds posted:

Was your elmo avatar "potty postin'?" That's my #1 all time favorite avatar

I had a hard time explaining to my toddler why i couldnt stop laughing at his potty training video

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Pick your new avatar outrages me.

Do you even know what Dragonball Super IS?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I can't I spend all my money on lootboxes

new idea: forum lootboxes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Bitter old women are cool. :smug:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Pick your new avatar outrages me.

Do you even know what Dragonball Super IS?

I don't really know much about anime

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I have this new username idea that I’ve been thinking about buying for like a month and a half just for fun but I don’t want to lose my current username forever.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Pick posted:

I don't really know much about anime

Well allow me to educate you. Your avatar is Vados from Dragonball Super. She is named after alcohol and works as the assistant of a fatass jerk who treats her like poo poo.

That’s you. That’s you now.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
agreed

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Mr.Tophat posted:

How do you bear with the literal tragedy that is your username

You carry a heavy burden

I got this name in a name change thread. However my 15 year old dog had died in 2015. So I kept it in his memory. I really see it as a positive thing.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Well allow me to educate you. Your avatar is Vados from Dragonball Super. She is named after alcohol and works as the assistant of a fatass jerk who treats her like poo poo.

That’s you. That’s you now.

seems fair

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Well allow me to educate you. Your avatar is Vados from Dragonball Super. She is named after alcohol and works as the assistant of a fatass jerk who treats her like poo poo.

That’s you. That’s you now.
no you idiot its from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpSGtpl58dw

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

my dog died im sad posted:

I got this name in a name change thread. However my 15 year old dog had died in 2015. So I kept it in his memory. I really see it as a positive thing.

Such a bittersweet story, it sustains me

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Gridlocked posted:

I am responsible for this guy's avatar though

I like my avatar. Thanks!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wait when did quote links start working on Chrome again?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




Smythe how can I change my username but reserve my current username so I can buy it back after like a month or two?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

also for those who dont know a good reason to give lowtax money please note his skeleton is literally vanishing into nothingness, thats a spectacle worth a pretty "penny"

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Should I buy other people avatars, myself an avatar, or an emoticon

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Methanar posted:

Should I buy other people avatars, myself an avatar, or an emoticon
ask someone what avatar they want and then buy it as an emoticon instead.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Didn’t see the fundraiser alert till now :(

Decided to buy plat tho, I don’t got much but hope it helps tax out.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Methanar posted:

Should I buy other people avatars, myself an avatar, or an emoticon

Give me my Potty Postin' Elmo back imo

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

a hole-y ghost posted:

ask someone what avatar they want and then buy it as an emoticon instead.

See above

Make it :gridlocked: or :potty:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

also for those who dont know a good reason to give lowtax money please note his skeleton is literally vanishing into nothingness, thats a spectacle worth a pretty "penny"
youre saying flesh lowtax is overpowering skeleton lowtax? such a thing goes against all known skeleton science and is not to be believed

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
There are not enough fools to dadden, I am at a loss

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Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
why does low tax need extra money hes a rich comedian who beat up uvay bowl

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