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The Dipshit: Dec 21, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

axeil posted:

I would pay $20 for this, it'd be amazing fun. D&D alone could fund a thousand back surgeries.

Maybe not open ended, but it'd be a funny April Fools Day/FourTwenty/Halloween thing.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:32

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:13

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

if i could set it up so i was automatically billed 10 bucks a month, but not through patreon so lowtax gets all of it, that would be cool

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:37

Beefeater: May 17, 2003; I'm hungry.; Hair Elf

What the gently caress is going on in Pick's avatar. :confused:

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:38

Jihad Me At Hello: Apr 23, 2002; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Hell yes, someone gave me an avatar! Thank you mystery friend! Also a tag, I love Fun Shoe!

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:40

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

Beefeater posted:

What the gently caress is going on in Pick's avatar.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:41

BurntCornMuffin: Jan 9, 2009

Does anyone know what Lowtax has in his will regarding what happens to this site? Is there an heir to the 10 dollar throne? Or does this site die with the Taxman, leaving us to the cold harsh void of the rest of the Internet until somebody gets their poo poo together enough to build SA 2.0?

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:42

Jihad Me At Hello: Apr 23, 2002; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Oh I might sign up for that NordVPN deal since it looks like it's still active. Is there a discussion somewhere about if it's good or bad? I know Bone Lord gets a kick back from that as well.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:45

Ouroborus: Mar 31, 2010; I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my rear end and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:46

Pixelponny: Oct 30, 2007; Two bloody great handfuls; Pillbug

Lemming posted:

Let us buy subscriptions I'm too lazy and stupid to manually donate every so often

Lowtax said he'll be working on that. No ETA.

I'm donating every month manually.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:50

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Lemming posted:

code:

Lowtax @lowtax
actual forum error logs courtesy of radium coding:
Jun 26 16:59:41 [WARN] you are gay
Jun 26 16:59:41 [ERROR] someone has stolen your trees

There has been a 40k a year for 15 years incentive to fix that.

grep -R 'someone has stolen your trees' code/

# ? Mar 27, 2018 19:57

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Surely someone here knows computers and internet...stuff?

Save Forum!

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:01

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Methanar posted:

There has been a 40k a year for 15 years incentive to fix that.

grep -R 'someone has stolen your trees' code/

you are gay

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:18

Gorak: Dec 25, 2004; "Oh my God, they revived Gorak! You bastards!"

Bought Archives.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:18

Reverend Stupid: Aug 7, 2003

After almost two decades of use, I bought an avatar. I already had archives....

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:19

KakerMix: Apr 8, 2004; 8.2 M.P.G.

I like the forums a whole lot but Lowtax, baby, I'm a man on the move and need something to run monthly so I can't be bothered to manually donate per month. I just set up a thing through patreon but as soon as you have your own monthly contribution thing I'll switch to that!

# ? Mar 27, 2018 20:30

Careful Drums: Oct 30, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I bought platinum. The last time I gave SA money I had to convince my mom to spend :tenbux: with her CC

# ? Mar 27, 2018 21:26

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Where the gently caress is my spaceship Lowtax? I WAS PROMISED A SPACESHIP!

Alright here's another 20$

Honor the pledge!

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Mar 27, 2018

# ? Mar 27, 2018 21:33

Fucked-Up Little Dog: Aug 26, 2008; Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0; Scratchmo

Bought archives (please don't ban me) and did another donation (please don't die)

e: what is a scratchmo

# ? Mar 27, 2018 21:57

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Is there a difference between how much $$ Lowtax gets between buying an Av or Cert vs. direct donation?

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:13

Jihad Me At Hello: Apr 23, 2002; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Considering they're fake things on the internet, I would think not.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:14

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Jihad Me At Hello posted:

Considering they're fake things on the internet, I would think not.

I dare you to tell that to the families of the men and women lost in the jpg mines of 20XX, you monster

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:28

chernobyl kinsman: Mar 18, 2007; a friend of the friendly atom; Soiled Meat

how do i get someone to buy me one of those 8-bit silent majority avs

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

The Skeleton King posted:

I would give Lowtax a good $1000 if I had income right now. This site is the only one I know well.

Same but I'm basically on the dole right now myself and helping some deadbeat friends. I'll buy archives or something on credit I guess.

I really do want to support this site I spend a million hours on

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:39

pablo gbscobar: Nov 24, 2007; oh shit i got the snype; Lipstick Apathy

I got this username in a namechange thread but I don't really care for it. Somebody think of something suitably funny/terrible and I'll change it in a couple of days

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:41

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Truckin and Fuckin, keep the av

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:41

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

PLEDGE: BEFORE I BUY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME THING I WILL BUY A FORUMS THING

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:41

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I have gotten like $40 of Avs today

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:43

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Pick posted:

I have gotten like $40 of Avs today

You are the engine that will keep this site going.

I wish I didn't love my av so much, but I should probably change this username which I also got in a namechange thread like 5 years ago

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:45

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I gave up frivolous spending for Lent, but giving $42 to Lowtax isn't frivolous.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:45

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

I�ll give Richard money but only in exchange for a piece of his spine. It�s only fair.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:46

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

i'm changing it back to novak when I am done making GBS threads

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:49

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

I got 2 American Express gift cards for Christmas that have been rejected by every site I've tried to use them on except one...

So it looks like Lowtax is getting all my Christmas money!

e: Don't buy AMEX gift cards. They suck. If you're buying anything buy Visa.

Harveygod fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Mar 27, 2018

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:49

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

porking a pork bun posted:

I got this username in a namechange thread but I don't really care for it. Somebody think of something suitably funny/terrible and I'll change it in a couple of days

"Nice to Meat Shoe"

That's my suggestion, friend

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:51

chernobyl kinsman: Mar 18, 2007; a friend of the friendly atom; Soiled Meat

Edward Mass posted:

I gave up frivolous spending for Lent, but giving $42 to Lowtax isn't frivolous.

its unironically christian of you to support him getting a new spine or whatever

# ? Mar 27, 2018 22:59

Lima: Jun 17, 2012

Jihad Me At Hello posted:

Oh I might sign up for that NordVPN deal since it looks like it's still active. Is there a discussion somewhere about if it's good or bad? I know Bone Lord gets a kick back from that as well.

It's good.

It's also one of the few vpns that lets you see US netflix if you're not from the US.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 23:10

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I hereby vow to spend money for these dead and gay yet very precious to me forums.

Is there a thread somewhere where people make or just post cool avatars? Otherwise I'll just get platinum whatever that actually means

# ? Mar 27, 2018 23:13

Lareine: Jul 22, 2007; KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN

Play posted:

I hereby vow to spend money for these dead and gay yet very precious to me forums.

Is there a thread somewhere where people make or just post cool avatars? Otherwise I'll just get platinum whatever that actually means

I need this too. I am woefully uncreative when it comes to avs.

# ? Mar 27, 2018 23:14