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the ancient stones
Mar 28, 2018

by zen death robot
hello friends

i intend to process trump down to a fine fatty mince and feed him to his own delighted family. when i squat down over his oily redness and my piss enters his mouth (i have a complex infiltration plan) it will burn his tissues like acid, because i have been purified in a holy water and all my fluids are full of the light of heaven. obviously this will kill him. i already have a factory fully equipped to crush, strain and grind his wretched corpse into something more useful than it ever was in life: sausages! his skull will be cleaned of flesh by the army ants, and i'll mount it on a missile pointed straight at the heart of the vatican

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Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010


You can't keep doing this, Av.

Please just use the donate button if you want to give the forums money, we're worried about you.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Hello.jpg

the ancient stones
Mar 28, 2018

by zen death robot
lol actually this is just how i celebrate getting a job (i have a disposable income again!) but thanks for the concern, comrade

the ancient stones
Mar 28, 2018

by zen death robot
secret service please contact me instead of lowtax if you want to reach out and chat; he's not well

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Just post goatse

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
You big fool

the ancient stones
Mar 28, 2018

by zen death robot
trump's whole body will look like goatse by the time my rear end in a top hat is done with him

the ancient stones
Mar 28, 2018

by zen death robot
i will destroy him physically, spiritually, financially and chronologically

the ancient stones
Mar 28, 2018

by zen death robot
goodnight, my friends

goodnight

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

im gay

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