when i slam the toilet seat down by accident

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i lift it up and gently put it down again as if i fixed the mistake of slamming it

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:03

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 11:18

Koishi Komeiji

I always knock on the door before entering a public bathroom and wait to be let in. If no one answers after having knocked a few times I open the door very slowly and say "Hello? Is it all right if I come in here to pee and/or poop? I'll come back later if you are like loving or something." I just don't want to risk walking in on something embarrassing :shrug:

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:16

Dads Dip Cup

sometimes I say "ouch" on the toilet's behalf as if to make its frustrations known to the world. then I realize nobody else is in the bathroom but me, and the toilet's plight remains forever unheard

# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:41

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

whenever i see a spider bro in my house i talk to it and ask it how its day is going and make sure its happy so it will eat more bugs for me

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# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:23

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE TOILET SEAT DOWN. I THEN SIT DOWN AND WATCH DUMB AND DUMBER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HARRY DUNNE IN THE SCENE WHEN HE DESTROYS THAT TOILET. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME TACO BELL OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY�S MOST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT THE TOILET SEAT BACK UP

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# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:29

Dads Dip Cup

Splatmaster posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE TOILET SEAT DOWN. I THEN SIT DOWN AND WATCH DUMB AND DUMBER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HARRY DUNNE IN THE SCENE WHEN HE DESTROYS THAT TOILET. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME TACO BELL OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY�S MOST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT THE TOILET SEAT BACK UP

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:33

Adiabatic: What have you assholes done now?

that legit took me aback on my couch seat

# ? Mar 31, 2018 00:35

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

It's very loud.

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# ? Mar 31, 2018 02:15

Napalm

If you line the toilet bowl rim with sponges you will never have this problem again.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 03:00

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Napalm posted:

If you line the toilet bowl rim with sponges you will never have this problem again.

i wish they could somehow be soft, but the more softness is the potential of crevices filled with nasty, unspeakable things that are hard to get out

# ? Mar 31, 2018 04:46

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Serious talk, there are toilet seats that slowly lower themselves.

What's they're really great for is making it so you get used to them over the course of a couple of weeks staying somewhere that has them, and then for days afterwards every toilet seat you close gets accidentally slammed because you forgot that normal toilet seats are evil.

# ? Mar 31, 2018 05:00

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roomforthetuna posted:

Serious talk, there are toilet seats that slowly lower themselves.

What's they're really great for is making it so you get used to them over the course of a couple of weeks staying somewhere that has them, and then for days afterwards every toilet seat you close gets accidentally slammed because you forgot that normal toilet seats are evil.

awe yeeeeeah, gotta get me this toilet seat, but still practice lowering ordinary toilet seats daily so I don�t make my privilege a habbit

# ? Mar 31, 2018 05:21

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

awe yeeeeeah, gotta get me this toilet seat, but still practice lowering ordinary toilet seats daily so I don�t make my privilege a habbit

good job checking your privilege

# ? Mar 31, 2018 05:54

Robot Made of Meat

roomforthetuna posted:

Serious talk, there are toilet seats that slowly lower themselves.

What's they're really great for is making it so you get used to them over the course of a couple of weeks staying somewhere that has them, and then for days afterwards every toilet seat you close gets accidentally slammed because you forgot that normal toilet seats are evil.

I have such things, and indeed it's a constant concern that I'll forget and slam seats in foreign bathrooms.

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# ? Mar 31, 2018 18:40

Snow Cone Capone

do you remember those puffy toilet seats in the 90's?

my friend had one in his house and it would always make a slow fart noise when you sat down on it, mad comfy though

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# ? Apr 2, 2018 04:52

Twenty Four

Splatmaster posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE TOILET SEAT DOWN. I THEN SIT DOWN AND WATCH DUMB AND DUMBER AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HARRY DUNNE IN THE SCENE WHEN HE DESTROYS THAT TOILET. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME TACO BELL OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY�S MOST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT THE TOILET SEAT BACK UP

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