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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
No dumb April fools joke, just game being released this month

Penny-Punching Princess - (Switch, PS Vita) - April 3rd
Minit - (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Linux, Mac) - April 3rd
Dark Rose Valkyrie - (PC) - April 10th
Extinction - (PC, PS4, Xbox One) - April 10th
Regalia: Of Men And Monarchs - (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) - April 10th
Maelstrom - (PC) - April 11th
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice - (Xbox One) - April 11th
Rogue Aces - (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) - April 12th
Yakuza 6: The Song of Life - (PS4) - April 17th
Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia - (PC) - April 19
God of War - (PS4) - April 20th
Nintendo Labo Variety Kit - (Nintendo Switch) - April 20th
Nintendo Labo Robot Kit - (Nintendo Switch) - April 20th
Adventure Time: Pirates of the Enchiridion - (PC, Switch, PS4, Xbox One) - April 24th
Frostpunk - (PC) - April 24th
Gal*Gun 2 - (Switch, PS4) - April 24th
South Park: The Fractured But Whole - (Switch) - April 24th
Darkest Dungeon: Ancestral Edition - (PS4, Switch) - April 24th
The Swords Of Ditto - (PS4, PC) - April 24th
Runbow - (PS4) - April 24th
Rick And Morty Simulator: Virtual Rick-Ality - (PS4, PC) - April 24th
Super Robot Wars X - (PS4, PS Vita) - April 26th
Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption - (PC, PS4, Xbox One) - April 25th

So this month's themes are dads, cardboard and of course christ who has risen

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkMVQRijvd8

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

glam rock hamhock posted:

No dumb April fools joke, just game being released this month

Penny-Punching Princess - (Switch, PS Vita) - April 3rd
Minit - (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Linux, Mac) - April 3rd
Dark Rose Valkyrie - (PC) - April 10th
Extinction - (PC, PS4, Xbox One) - April 10th
Regalia: Of Men And Monarchs - (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) - April 10th
Maelstrom - (PC) - April 11th
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice - (Xbox One) - April 11th
Rogue Aces - (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) - April 12th
Yakuza 6: The Song of Life - (PS4) - April 17th
Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia - (PC) - April 19
God of War - (PS4) - April 20th
Nintendo Labo Variety Kit - (Nintendo Switch) - April 20th
Nintendo Labo Robot Kit - (Nintendo Switch) - April 20th
Adventure Time: Pirates of the Enchiridion - (PC, Switch, PS4, Xbox One) - April 24th
Frostpunk - (PC) - April 24th
Gal*Gun 2 - (Switch, PS4) - April 24th
South Park: The Fractured But Whole - (Switch) - April 24th
Darkest Dungeon: Ancestral Edition - (PS4, Switch) - April 24th
The Swords Of Ditto - (PS4, PC) - April 24th
Runbow - (PS4) - April 24th
Rick And Morty Simulator: Virtual Rick-Ality - (PS4, PC) - April 24th
Super Robot Wars X - (PS4, PS Vita) - April 26th
Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption - (PC, PS4, Xbox One) - April 25th

So this month's themes are dads, cardboard and of course christ who has risen

why isn't Monster Prom on this list

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Gal*Gun 2 is going to be GOTM

april fools, its actually going to be GOTY

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6A7M3l06wU

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

glam rock hamhock posted:

No dumb April fools joke, just game being released this month

Penny-Punching Princess - (Switch, PS Vita) - April 3rd
Minit - (PC, PS4, Xbox One, Linux, Mac) - April 3rd
Dark Rose Valkyrie - (PC) - April 10th
Extinction - (PC, PS4, Xbox One) - April 10th
Regalia: Of Men And Monarchs - (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) - April 10th
Maelstrom - (PC) - April 11th
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice - (Xbox One) - April 11th
Rogue Aces - (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) - April 12th
Yakuza 6: The Song of Life - (PS4) - April 17th
Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia - (PC) - April 19
God of War - (PS4) - April 20th
Nintendo Labo Variety Kit - (Nintendo Switch) - April 20th
Nintendo Labo Robot Kit - (Nintendo Switch) - April 20th
Adventure Time: Pirates of the Enchiridion - (PC, Switch, PS4, Xbox One) - April 24th
Frostpunk - (PC) - April 24th
Gal*Gun 2 - (Switch, PS4) - April 24th
South Park: The Fractured But Whole - (Switch) - April 24th
Darkest Dungeon: Ancestral Edition - (PS4, Switch) - April 24th
The Swords Of Ditto - (PS4, PC) - April 24th
Runbow - (PS4) - April 24th
Rick And Morty Simulator: Virtual Rick-Ality - (PS4, PC) - April 24th
Super Robot Wars X - (PS4, PS Vita) - April 26th
Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption - (PC, PS4, Xbox One) - April 25th

So this month's themes are dads, cardboard and of course christ who has risen

Cool, nothing I care about on that list. Guess I'll just spend the month drawing and playing ITB.

I also wanna finish Subnautica but I still feel so bitter about that game. Hard to convince myself to play it again.

homeless snail posted:

Gal*Gun 2 is going to be GOTM

april fools, its actually going to be GOTY

I dunno what Gal*Gun is but the name makes me think of that guy who makes MSpaint fetish art of people turned into guns.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

gal gun is a lightgun dating sim where cupid (who is a cute anime girl) accidentally shoots you with an arrow that makes every anime girl in the world fall in love with you, and you have to shoot them before they hug and kiss you too much

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Internet Kraken posted:

I dunno what Gal*Gun is but the name makes me think of that guy who makes MSpaint fetish art of people turned into guns.

I think it's that

Or maybe it's the game where girls orgasm when you shoot them

Or maybe it's both? Idk but I'm pretty sure it's one of those extremely fetishy games that used to be Vita exclusives before the Vita died

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
It's a light gun game where you give high school girls orgasms

Yes really

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Internet Kraken posted:

I also wanna finish Subnautica but I still feel so bitter about that game. Hard to convince myself to play it again.

I just finished it and I'm a bit curious what made you bitter. The final arc was a bit rough but not like terrible.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

glam rock hamhock posted:

It's a light gun game where you give high school girls orgasms

Yes really

April Fools, right guys?

April... fools? :smith:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Monthly reminder to take breaks every hour of gaming. Now what a “break” is is entirely up to you

Safe gaming is good gaming

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

MysticalMachineGun posted:

April Fools, right guys?

April... fools? :smith:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmc94ytS0sY

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

MysticalMachineGun posted:

April Fools, right guys?

April... fools? :smith:
they also sell a $90 DLC that gives you x-ray vision so you can see everyone's underwear

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

cheetah7071 posted:

I just finished it and I'm a bit curious what made you bitter. The final arc was a bit rough but not like terrible.

I had insanely bad glitches that kept eating my progress and ruining what I was trying to do. It got to the point where I was getting fed up with how broken it was.

Notably, my first playthrough was 60 hours in on hardcore mode (I mistakenly thought the devs actually designed the game around it rather than it being pointless). I went to clear the Aurora and after taking about 30 steps in my game froze for 2 seconds and then "You died! Game over" popped up. I have no idea wtf happened but 60 hours of the game just went *poof*.

Also I can't build the cyclops in my game because the three separate times I've tried it, my save files ended up corrupted with the ground not loading and me being unable to save. This issue has only occurred when I try to make the cyclops and I have no clue why. Since the devs aren't actually fixing major bugs like this if I wanna play the game I just have to pretend the cyclops doesn't exist.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
You can't actually beat the game without the cyclops so that's a softlock

That sucks though. I had a smooth experience, no idea it was so buggy

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

homeless snail posted:

they also sell a $90 DLC that gives you x-ray vision so you can see everyone's underwear

excuse me but you can unlock this in-game, the $90 purchase is merely for those who wish to experience the full game but have not the time to spare

anyway it's also developed by the same company that made mighty gunvolt burst

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

The Colonel posted:

excuse me but you can unlock this in-game, the $90 purchase is merely for those who wish to experience the full game but have not the time to spare

anyway it's also developed by the same company that made mighty gunvolt burst
yeah, but they also made battle chip challenge

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

homeless snail posted:

yeah, but they also made battle chip challenge

i agree, inti creates has made a lot of really good video games

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Super Robot Wars is rad and has good English TLs as of the last game. Still needs an import tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE2esIcRhNQ

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

https://twitter.com/deliciousbees/status/980305863821836288

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Finished one third of Far Cry 5. It’s a G4F5 as far as I’m concerned.

I drove a woman in labour to the local midwife, I ran over some deer and cultists on the way

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Far Cry 5: Capitalism is bad.

Also Far Cry 5: Take a lot of drugs and punch a bear to death.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Hurrah for April. Battletech finally comes out this month and hopefully Dusk does also.

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

I've been playing Yakuza 6's demo and I am extremely dissapointed with the actual performance of the thing. Like after the quick 60fps battles of Yakuza 0 to go into this janky mess of a game with lovely feeling combat... I'm really dissapointed both at the fights feeling overly simplified and how it for no reason just tears frames constantly and lags all over the place even when I'm just walking around

BUUUUT walking around in first person in Fake Tokyo is extremely cool and actually the area they have modeled feels close to real life. I actually got around some of the areas they modeled by memory, there's a new VR ZONE arcade in place of where I think the theatre is? Somewhere around there.

Most open world games set in real cities feel nothing like the city 90% of the time partially because they're so big and it's a pain in the rear end and nobody will really care that much. Yakuza 6 goes the other direction where it's extremely accurate, but it's a tiny tiny portion of one of the biggest cities in the world. I think I prefer this method but then it does restrict where you can go physically in the story.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If you're not excited for Yakuza 6 I'm gonna sit on my back porch and scream until I die


EDIT:Not directed at the post above. Just a general statement to the world

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Shinjobi posted:

If you're not excited for Yakuza 6 I'm gonna sit on my back porch and scream until I die


EDIT:Not directed at the post above. Just a general statement to the world

It’s not coming on PC, therefore it doesn’t exist

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Jay Rust posted:

It’s not coming on PC, therefore it doesn’t exist
:agreed:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
im playing stardew valley with the furry mod :furcry:

also chess???? wtf...

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


so what is Dragon Quest Builders and is it good, just saw it mentioned somewhere as on the switch

bentacos
Oct 9, 2012
The cost of a PS4 is a small price to pay to be able to play Yakuza.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I've never heard of Frostpunk before but it looks neat

http://store.steampowered.com/app/323190/Frostpunk/

A city builder by the This War Of Mine devs

e: also, I wish the SRW team was able to make a transformers SRW game. That would rule. Instead the only transformers srpg is that really poo poo one on the uhh ds I think it was.

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Apr 1, 2018

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

bentacos posted:

The cost of a PS4 is a small price to pay to be able to play Yakuza and Bloodborne

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

this title disrespects the lord and i will be changing it, be sure of that

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Ciaphas posted:

so what is Dragon Quest Builders and is it good, just saw it mentioned somewhere as on the switch

its minecraft

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

It's worth trying the Dragon Quest Builders demo because it sold me on the game back when it came out on PS4 and I had never been interested in Minecraft

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009
my goal this month: play something else besides bloodborne; but maybe I should platinum it first so...

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Endorph posted:

its minecraft

It's Minecraft but good.

Only Yakuza and Dad of War interesting this month, I'll probably pick up Gal Gun 2 when it's cheap.

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Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
Hey OP- TW Brittania got pushed to May.

May be a minor edit for some but it was the only game I was looking forward to this month

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